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Das Frank

About Me

I spend alot of time staring at my hands. I have never been able to give anyone a reason for this. I have never been able to give myself a reason either. Until now. Maybe I want to marvel at the amazingly complex machine that is the human body. Perhaps I want to understand better these, the simplest tools of humanity. I would love for just one of these to be the reasons I spend ever increasing moments examining every detail of the devices located just south of my wrists. Unfortunalty this is not the case. I am now convinced I do it because my hands are my most readily available source of entertainment. That is until someone jingles their keys near me. Then it's game on.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

There is no more stimulating experiance than meeting new people. The choreographed dance of the eyes, mouth and body teaching us truths about each other you could never learn in a lifetime of conversation. I am interested in meeting people who would like to share this waltz.

My Blog

Six months on...

since I started going to the gym and I'd have to say I'm pretty stoked with the results. I cut out beer (except when there's no other boozing option), soda (except cherry coke when I go to the mo...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:34:00 GMT

Quite possible the funniest thing ever said...

"Mime legend, Marcel Marceau, dies...I guess he won't be getting out of that box now." Thank you Kyla...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 02:24:00 GMT

My brother’s pain...

Today my brother posted... Thursday, December 06, 2007 ..>   Lies Lies Lies!!!!! Current mood: vexed OH MY GOD!  I am going crazy!  Every single day we have to talk to Chatman a...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 20:35:00 GMT

The best advice...

Don't call what your wearing an "outfit." Don't ever say that your car is broke. Don't worry about losing your accent, a southern man tells better jokes. Have fun and stay clear of the needle. Call ho...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:49:00 GMT

A Cordial Invitation...

I would like to invite the city of Las Vegas to blow me.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 19:24:00 GMT

Check this out...

Hey! Things get better everyday! One or all of you told me that all it takes is time and i am starting to think that one or all of you is right, good job! To my friends, thanks. To my enemies, the exp...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:52:00 GMT

ROAD TRIP

We went to Area 51 today... ate lunch at the Little A' Le' Inn, saw the black mailbox that isn't so much black as it is a big white lock box... then went as close as you can to the base without gettin...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 22:20:00 GMT

it happened

yup... the last hold out is here.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:14:00 GMT