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James

MySpace IN YO FACE!!!!

About Me

Wutzup, I'm JAMES!!! I'm pretty notorious in Sac CA and if you live there maybe you've seen me around -- ubiquitours crayze happy smilin' blond big-biceped cool-dressed sticks-out looks-like-he's-from-Europe-or-somethin Partyboy fool, wuts up wid him???? I want sum of dat!!! So I used to got a BIG O BIO on da Space, but I decided I didn't want everybody in Cyberspace to kno EVERYTHING about me (especially cuz they've all already seen me naked) so here's jus a little: I was born in Mountain View and live in midtown Sac (it kinda grows on you), I graduated from Sac State wid an English BA in December 2004, and I come from a crayzee-ass extended family with LOTS of artists, entertainers, and show-biz kids. Peeps who know me well kno I've had some strange and unique experiences in life, and I can honestly say that I've "been around the block" in this lifetime, but I've learned that life is all about experience and adventure, and if you aren't happy in the place you're at right now pay attention to the synchronicities you see and treat the people around you with love and respect and you will be taken to some place better. I've lived a charmed life and have had a few very brief but very fortuitous brushes wit fame, and if you're gonna f*** wit me be awares that I'm the Teflon Partyboy and it'll all bounce off of me and hit you right in da face!!! If you're gonna be chill wit me tho I'm pretty much the most chill laidback "whatever" guy on the planet (my buds kno that with Genetic James you get the most "whatever" minutes anywhere.....) and I ALWAYS see the humorous side of things, so if there's any like-minded peeps out there looking to have some fun and shake things up.... Hit me up!!! P.S. I'm currently looking for a KEYBOARDIST OR DJ to collaborate on a dance / house type project, so hit me up if interested!

My Interests

Clubbin', partying, philosophy, bodybuilding, video games (Marios, Mario Karts, Super Smash Bros., and Zeldas A+), Buddhism, sandwiches, changing haircuts, wearing beanies, travel, amusement parks, cheap body sprays, writing, Psychotronic film, all kinds of music, pretty blondes, wasting quarters on pinball machines and those pointless dumb-ass computer quiz games in bars, Tabasco sauce, college, long drives, tantric sex, all things California, all things MJ and MLVC, buying kool used clothes and shoes, dining out (Mexican A+), dancin' in my underpants (heart boxers A+), being naked everywhere, jus chillin', proving to a skeptical world that there is such a thing as a Sacramento Jetset, livin' da stud life, and PASSIN' ON DA GOOD TIMES AND GOOD VIBES TO ALL ME BROTHAS AND SISTAS!!

I'd like to meet:

Kool people!!! Fun people!!! Party people!!! Anyone who can offer me a new perspective on life!!! And everybody else but Hitler -- I hate that friggin' c***!!!!!

Music:

Well I used to be a punk rawk / new-wave type person, but my current passions are dance, house, and hip-hop; I listen to a bit of everythin tho.... Sum all-time-fav artists are: X-Ray Spex, Technotronic, Madonna, Michael Jackson, Missy Elliott, Sister Carol, Pet Shop Boys, Grateful Dead, Ramones, Sex Pistols, George Clinton, Book of Love, 2-Unlimited, Prince, Misfits, 20/20, Undertones, Germs, The B-52's, Frank Black, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Kate Bush, Moby, Salt n' Pepa, Steely Dan, Lee Perry, Black Box, De La Soul, Eminem, Run-D.M.C., Janet Jackson, Chic, Pointer Sisters....

Movies:

A Nightmare on Elm Street, Blue Velvet, Nashville, Grease, Boogie Nights, Phantasm, Sleeper, Borat, I Heart Huckabees, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Pink Flamingos, Desperate Living, Psycho, Sideways, The Last Picture Show, Goodfellas, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, A Clockwork Orange, Suspiria, Rock n' Roll High School, Clueless, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, Strangers on a Train, Shadow of a Doubt, Waking Life, Jackass: The Movie, Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, The Aviator, Beastmaster, Mulholland Drive, The Ringer, Evil Dead 1 and 2, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Wet Hot American Summer, Dazed and Confused, Life is Sweet, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Basket Case, eXistenZ, UHF, Harry Potter 3, The Jerk, A Nightmare on Elm Street 3, Freddy Vs. Jason, Bananas, Annie Hall, Wizard of Oz, Carrie, Short Cuts, Re-Animator, Child's Play, Duck Soup, Spaceballs, Beetlejuice, The Ring and anything else with Naomi Watts, Batman Vs. Gremlins, Genetic James Meets Black Emmanuelle in Paris

Television:

The Simpsons, Jackass, The Girls Next Door, Arrested Development, Married...with Children, Golden Girls, Passions (my soap), Scrubs, Malcolm in the Middle, Project Runway, Top Chef

Books:

"The Cosmic Trigger Trilogy" [and anything else] by Robert Anton Wilson, "Shock Value" by John Waters, "Man and His Symbols" by Carl Jung, "Breakfast of Champions" [and anything else] by Kurt Vonnegut, "Me Talk Pretty One Day" [and anything else] by David Sedaris, "Lady Chatterly's Lover" [and anything else] by D.H. Lawrence, "Hamlet Prince of Denmark" and "Macbeth" by William Shakespeare, "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole, "Roadside America", "Psychotronic Video Guide" by Michael J. Weldon

Heroes:

First and formost, all of my FAMILY who stuck by me through everything and who truly shaped who I am: my parents Ken and Joy, my brother David, and all four of my grandparents... FAMILY is the most important thing, yo!!! Some famous people I unequivically admire are Carl Jung, Hugh Hefner, Madonna Ciccone, Robert Anton Wilson, David Lynch, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John, D.H. Lawrence, the Buddah Siddhartha, Jesus Christ, Alfred Kinsey, Poly S., my profile pic hommie S.B.C., Roseanne Barr, and William Shakespeare..... and special shoutouts to my homeboy Mike Mayhem, my spiritual advisor Norm Joyall, my hommie Zack B. Hectic who has stood by me all these years, all the LDV Posse, all the Sac Punk Posse, all da Sac Party Posse, all the T & A Incorporated Posse, all the Sonoma State Posse, too many college profs and teachers to list, and last but not least: the BESTEST, most AWESOME, most INCREDIBLE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD: EACH AND EVERY ONE of my WONDERFUL and UNIQUE FRIENDS on............. MYSPACE: THE PLACE FOR FRIENDS (TM and C Rupert Murdoch)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Review: Breaking the BIGGEST STORY IN HISTORY!!!!!!!

So I'd been seeing these flyers around town for something called "BREAKING THE BIGGEST STORY IN HISTORY" in the McKinley Park library. It was obviously some wacked-out new-age thing -- the flyers ment...
Posted by James on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 04:31:00 PST

HUGE CONTROVERSY!!!! Letter from M.A.M.O.M.S. (Mothers Against Man-hos On MySpace)

So just when I thought my life couldn't get any crazier, I got this letter in the mail. Dear sir, My name is Gloria Swerfendorf, and I am the President of a non-profit group called M.A.M.O.M.S. of Ame...
Posted by James on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:23:00 PST

Movie Review: GREASE!!!!

OK......... so if my family has a "Family Movie" like family's sometimes have "Family Heirlooms" or whatever, its ........... GREASE!!!!! If me, my parents, and my brother all share one thing in commo...
Posted by James on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:02:00 PST

Getting old....

I must be getting old...... I just logged on to www.myspace.com and it said "Guess who this singer is and win a free IPod" and I swear to God....... I've never, ever seen this person before in my life...
Posted by James on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:22:00 PST

The Disneyland Neutron Dance Story

So I put up a new profile song, and I can't imagine why I never put it up before: NEUTRON DANCE by THE POINTER SISTERS!!! This was probably the first song I ever loved, and is maybe my fav song of all...
Posted by James on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:32:00 PST

Decisions, Decisions

Decisions, decisions..... everyday I have to make decisions!!! For example, every day when I prepare for my 19-block trek to 24 Hr Fitness I have to decide: will I wear the grey A + F gym shorts where...
Posted by James on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST

New Make-Out Pad (note: first new blog posted since I moved into my new apartment)

So, I've finally settled into my new apartment at 21st and F and I LOVE IT!!! It's seriously starting to turn into the dope make-out pad I want it to be. Anyhows, in a very special MYSPACE EXCLUSIVE, ...
Posted by James on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 04:33:00 PST

I know this will tarnish my reputation......

................................. but I kinda like "Stars are Blind"..................... cute little melody................................. kinda Blondie........ anyone with me???? LISTEN without PR...
Posted by James on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 11:42:00 PST

Dell Computer Recall!!!

Hey thought I'd post this bulliten from the Associated Press for my friends with Dell computers: In the largest computer related recall in history, Dell has recalled 4.1 notebook computer batteries du...
Posted by James on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

And you thought network soap operas stunk...

So a little while ago I was scrolling through the shows listed on the bottom of the TV, and I passed by a title that grabbed my interest, so I watched the last ten or so minutes curious to find out wh...
Posted by James on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:52:00 PST