Josh is a gibbous parasite.

About Me

I like monsters, organ music and rollercoasters. I hate the roccocco and adore ancient art. I find editing thoroughly satisfying, but hate shooting the footage. I like doing sound design, but have lacked the hardware for a good five years or so. When i say i'm into all kinds of music, i mean that i'm into a freakish spectrum of music, not that i like The Pogues, the Residents or Ein En. I have more crappy records than i know what to do with. I collect cardboard and work primarily in paper mache. I'm trying to figure out a way to work constantly as a movement expert. I'm trying to get into shape. I am the biggesst relationship cynic i know. I love videogames and live in a perpetual state of fear that they will overthrow my life. I have no idea what i want to do, not in that i have no ideas, but in that i have so many it turns into white noise in my head and then i sit there staring at the walls. I like the color brown. Badgers and Tasmanian Devils are natures assholes. My rats are cuter than your rats. i would make a horrible father. I can't stop drinking coffee and smoking. Hair is what you grow between jobs. Fire is beautiful. I am afraid of the sea... width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Puppies, kittens, dugongs & caped pangolins.

My Blog

This time, it’s for real.

Okay, so apparently whilst MySpace failed to post my blog entry over and over again, people kept seeing it show up, except not. Sorry about that. Herein lies the TRUE content of the blog post titled...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 20:02:00 GMT

Takin' the day off.

See! Sometimes other people do the work for ya.But as an aside, i should note that the greatest failing of MySpace is its utter and total lack of sense of community. As well as the fact that every p...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 13:04:00 GMT

A Place for Luftwaffe

Why is it that everytime something on MySpace is down, it is denoted as undergoing "Special Maintenence"? Isn't that, like, a KGB codeword for executed, or dissappeared, or interrogated with a Gherka...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 01:49:00 GMT

MySpace is awful and i hate its balls.

I will kick it in them.Also, i would again like to point out that MySpace's blog engine is weaker than Microsoft Word 1.0. All that aside.I just watched The Corporation and man, do i ever hate MySpac...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:56:00 GMT

Lessons of the Intertubes

Statistics, take one.I read blog. Blog good. Me like blog. Intelligent, interesting...perspective!I make stupid move.I read comments.Comments stupid, assinine...poorly spelled. Mostly spam too.The...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:55:00 GMT

asideism

also, it should be noted that i really like doing this.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:47:00 GMT

a teacupsworth of abomination

Today i am an unhappy boy, grr. Unhappiness transmuted is rage. What better time to unleseash my adversarial power on my favorite whipping boy, MySpace.A poem.MySpace, you are a whore. Not the kind...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:38:00 GMT

too rare to die, too fucked up to breed.

That last entry was so fucking good, i just had to go on.Please note, NOTHING of interest will be said here as MySpace is scannign my profile and blog for keywords in order to further refine their adv...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:39:00 GMT

I am retarded. Me no understand FireFox. I am MySpace blog engine.

Hello. My name is Roderick McDickhard. I am the Lasik surgeon who manhnadled Jessica Simpson's vagoo joo. You can enter a contest!...If yoo win, i will take a laser to your face and turn you into a...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:36:00 GMT

And then, there was this here thingy...yah?

I've fallen into the unfortunate habit or reacting to clearly false banner ads with mock amazment. I don't know why. There is nobody here to see it and it just irritates me.On another note, why is i...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 19:04:00 GMT