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Skott

Carpe Canin... Seize The Dog???!!!

About Me

I blend the neuroses of Woody Allen with the awkwardness of Bob Newhart and then have drench it all with a rich cologne of Harvey Pekar. I'm in a band called The No-Goodniks, another called The Terrorists Have Already Won and yet another called Witch Carcass. I waste most of my spare time either reading comics, doing the music thing, watching cartoons, driving everywhere or on the can. I never get to people watch as much as I'd like so if you're bored, hit me up. AIM/E-mail is [email protected].

My Interests

Comic Books, Music, My Two Bands (The Shenanigoats and The Terrorists Have Already Won), Running, Sitting - especially on porches, stoops or wooden tree swings, Driving long distances for no reason, People Watching, Extreme Peeing, The Pacific Coast

I'd like to meet:

Someone to watch cartoons and horrible movies with. More to the point though, I want to meet someone that simultaneously tears me between wanting to vomit in my own mouth or beat myself in the face with a crowbar and being addicted to their very presence, looking to be around them as often as possible. Bonus points if they know why Wednesday is the most important day of the week. Oh wait, done and done.

Music:

Good Riddance, Fury 66. Nomeansno,The Hanson Brothers, Your Mother(YM), Anal Mucus, Dio, The Knockoffs, Anal Cunt, Rush, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Nashville Pussy, The Helper Monkeys, Waht Happens Next? (WHN?), Nothing Substantial, NCS, The Secretions, Mojo Nixon, Los Dryheavers, Iguanodon, Shark Sandwich, The Subject of Us, At Risk, Dare To Fly, Marker, Pizzicatto Five, Pop Unknown, Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits, KISS, Hostile Takeover, Guttermouth, Sex Mob, Weird Al, Johnny Socko, Fastway, The Huxtables, Slow Gherkin, Ibopa, Pain, Riff Raff, Outtaline, Soda, The Faction, Angry Amputees, Pansy Division, Dr. Octagon, Digital Underground, Public Enemy, Del, Abhorrance, Crucial Fcuk Attack, Cradle Of Filth, Switchblade Symphony, Nightfist, Punch The Clown, Curbside, Black Tiger, Mustard Plug, The Unit Breed, Chu Chi Nut Nut and The Pinecone Express, Love Songs, The Ojays, The Lizards, The Sea Pigs, Face To Face, Diesel Boy, Dynamite Boy, Estereo, The Criminals, Filth, The Nerve Agents, Model American, Lugosi, Boy Kicks Girl, My New Life, Rich Kids on LSD, Shelter, Blood For Blood, Ramallah, The Dickies, Flat Planet, Board To Death, Exodus, Corrosive 8, Nicotine, The Magical Dudes, Skankin' Pickle, Slayer, South Osaka Mafia, Yamaarashi, Japanese Yakuza/Gangsta Metal/Japanese Rap n Rapcore/Japanese Punk/ Japanese Metal, The National Acrobat and the list goes on...

Movies:

Strange Brew, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Naked Gun Series, anything Mel Brooks, Airplane, Slapshot, Fletch, Fletch Lives, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Run Ronnie Run, A Mighty Wind, American Splendor, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, PCU, Kate and Leopold, Anything Else, Napoleon Dynamite, Angus, Escape From Alcatraz, The Great Escape, The Guns of Navarrone, the Ginger Snaps series, Pumpkin, From Hell, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Tommy Boy, Supertroopers, UHF, The Police Academy Series, X-Men, X2, Pecker

Television:


Greatest TV Show Of All Time: The Simpsons
Greatest Cartoon Of All Time: The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends
Live Action: Soap, Night Stand with Dick Dietrich, The Adventure of Pete and Pete, Viva Variety, The State, Reno 911, Mr. Show, Neverwhere, Night Court, The Daily Show, Son Of The Beach, Ned And Stacy, Mr. Belvedere, Alf, Something So Right, The A-Team, S.W.A.T., Police Woman, The Rookies, Boy Meets World, Match Game, Password, The Anna Nicole Show, Murder In Small Town X, Sledgehammer, Are You Being Served?, Classic Concentration, A Bit Of Fry and Laurie, Black Adder, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Larry Sanders Show, The Adventure of Brisco County Jr. and Action.
Cartoons: Hoppity Hooper, Underdog, George of the Jungle, Robotech, Mission Hill, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sea Lab 2021, Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law, The Critic, Key the Metal Idol, Clone Wars, Time Squad, Courage The Cowardly Dog, Grim and Evil, Cow And Chicken, Garfield and Friends, Heathcliff, Eek! The Cat, Eekstravaganza, Freakazoid, George Of The Jungle, Pac Man.

Books:

Hairstyles of the Damned, The Grapes Of Wrath, Travels With Charley, To Kill A Mockingbird, Mr. T-The Man With The Gold, White Fang/The Call Of The Wild, Small Is Beautiful, The Moose That Roared, Catch 22, Death Of A Salesman, Heart of Darkness, In Dubious Battle, Anything Sam Kieth, Steve Gerber, Brian K. Vaughn, Ed Brubaker, Matt Fraction, some Peter A. David, most Gail Simone.

My Blog

Head Defective

When you can't think of anything nice to write and when you're down in the dumps, you draw upon what you know best. My turning 27 is now less than a week away for me and I realized that it had been a ...
Posted by Skott on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:05:00 PST

The Legends of Real Estate

June's arrival typically means that the roads lighten up for a bit while everyone who still has enough job security (or is a teacher) packs up their spouse, 2.5 children and cat/dog/turtle into the fa...
Posted by Skott on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 11:29:00 PST

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

History tells me that you can achieve, succeed and be a total hair-trigger tempered red-ass of legendary proportions. What that accomplishment is worth at that point is something else all together. &...
Posted by Skott on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 12:25:00 PST

You Call It Trash Collecting, I Call It Urban Fascism

Someone eventually has to take the trash out. Someone eventually has to say that enough is enough in every situation.   Celebrities get away with an awful lot these days. Not just celebrities, b...
Posted by Skott on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 10:32:00 PST

Reposted Because I really Want To Know What Matt The Bastard Thinks of Me...

1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a kind of alcoholic beverage to share with you.4. I'll say something that only makes ...
Posted by Skott on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:45:00 PST

O Dae Soo (sic)

Your salad days are always behind you. That doesn't exactly make much sense since salad is typically something that you want to enjoy fresh or at least the ingredients with you want to change every da...
Posted by Skott on Mon, 19 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

Bring On The Dancing Horses

For a person who is generally considered affable and gregarious, the situations in which one feels overwhelmed by the sheer amount of interpersonal contact are extremely disquieting. For many who have...
Posted by Skott on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 07:26:00 PST

On Inappropriate Touching In A House Of God aka Assissippi

The holidays afford that all-to-uncommon moment of respite during which one can reflect upon recent events and assess the state of humanity. The annual trip to Christmas mass is a good lithmus test fo...
Posted by Skott on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:04:00 PST

Tonto. Jump On It.

Christmas is here, a time full of family and sausage. It's also a time at which we end up catching up with the people that we haven't seen/talked to/cared about in months or years. It took me a whil...
Posted by Skott on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 09:14:00 PST

Oh Wonder Woman, When Will You Come Live With Me In My Mothers Basement?

Walking the streets of Sacramento on a rainy day, it sinks in how cold, hard, emotionless and unforgiving they are. So much takes place on the town's streets and almost nothing remains to preserve it....
Posted by Skott on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:43:00 PST