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Serenity

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About Me

I have started creating synthetic taxidermy. It's papier mache and it looks really weird.I've been writing short stories. One is about a guy who is haunted by his dead jilted girlfriend who has manifested herself as frustrating bureaucratic red tape.And to be honest I'm really interested in a lot of self help stuff, but on a really spiritual level. .I have the three kids, one is a brainiac. When he was five, he asked me when I thought this period was going to end...I said, um, what period? And he said, Quaternary ...I said, Quaternary? Go to your room! My second boy is a daredevil, a miniature Steve Irwin. He has no fear. He feels no pain. And baby Lennon. She is the best baby.I love birth, reading about natural birth, watching and experiencing a natural pregnancy and labor, creating life. I think we need to learn to love the mommies in our culture more, love the pregnant body and the honor the labor process, yay!So yeah, but I like thinking about things on a grander level, in a real Joseph Campbellish way, like what are we all here for, why do we all think the things we think, how do we acquire our logic, our opinions and beliefs, how do we let our experiences shape us. WHat information do we retain depending on the filters we choose to sleuce said info through, and how does this shape us? It's all so fascinating, dear reader. Plus I'm always writing these profile bits after a hard day of parenting so my brain is a little swiss cheesed as they say on that one show on that one channel...I think that embracing neuroses can be a good thing, being comfortable with having a weird brain, and thinking on a different level, as long as it is a healthy thing. It leads to transcendence, in a way, I think. It helps to leave all of the poo poo behind and only let the important concepts manifest. Being a Pisces is something I am starting to finally appreciate. So many awesome people are pisces! They really nailed the pisces behavior in Walk the Line! (I have always said we are the Charles Bukowskis of the zodiac.) But if we can stop crying about our lovers being too oblivious to our pain, and sober up for a minute, we turn out to be pretty amazing and intense and get some cool things out there. Groovy, innit?

My Interests

studying things, inventing theories about philosophical and spiritual things based on the everyday mundane. turning the ordinary to extraordinary, so that it is transcendental. Seeing the hidden meaning in all things, and realizing the interconnectedness of everything from the seemingly minor to the obviously major and applying it to my personal inner growth as a spiritual being. I love the idea of living in the spiritual world, coming to earth to grow together, and going back when the lesson is over. I love the idea of leaving all sorrow and pain behind each day, freeing up the mental and spiritual space to grow some more. I also like M*A*S*H reruns.Just started Stellan's Ribs, and Equine Relief Fund! We rescue and rehab abused horses and ponies. All non-profit, volunteer and donations needed! serenitybaumer.com click on Equine Relief Fund.

I'd like to meet:

musicians who show up on time.geniuses who aren't tortured.art history teachers who aren't insane.a bureaucrat who isn't a zombie, dripping with maggots and looking to feed off of brains, brains!my guardian angel, my imaginary friend, and the Baby Jesus.

Music:

I think it may be futile to name all of the bands I love here, it may be more sensible to say the common thread is that I love stuff by people who seem to be old souls...by that I mean folks who seem like they have come from a thousand years ago and are looking a thousand years into the future. and these people aren't necessarily thrilled about this idea, but they aren't hopeless either. hopefully from that you can either infer what i like, or hopefully turn me on to stuff i haven't heard yet. i especially am into stuff that is really obscure, bands that play out and 10 people show up but they happen to be one of the bext bands in the state. it is intriguing, somehow, isn't it?

Movies:

Lord of the Rings (duh) Master and Commander, Gladiator, What the Bleep Do We Know? Stardust Memories, Contact, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Baraka, Wings of Desire, A Beautiful Mind, Naked, Shaun of the Dead, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Dead Poet's Society, Annie Hall, Star Wars 3-6, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, An Angel at My Table, Gosford Park, Amadeus, Shanghai Noon, Casablanca, Roman Holiday, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Neverending Story, Beetlejuice, The Black Stallion, The Secret of NIMH, Love and Death on Long Island, Dune, Blue Velvet, Fire Walk With Me, Wild at Heart, The Warriors, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Harold and Maude, Imagine:John Lennon, Harry Potter, Slingblade, Everyone Says I Love You, The Purple Rose of Cairo, Ed Wood, The Shining, A Clockwork Orange, Apollo 13, 2001, Dr. Strangelove, Apocalypse Now, O Brother Where Art Thou? Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything Julie Newmar, Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia, and so very very many more...

Television:

I like shows where people help other people have emotionally healthy lives. Oh wait, do they make those? I guess we only get Dr. Phil and Queer Eye for a Straight Guy. But Dr. Phil is the devil, or at least his producers are, so that cancels that out... But then there's always The Daily Show. Mr. Rogers is pretty cool. And Reading Rainbow. I have pop culture fetish, and will always have a small place in my heart for cable, but please i'm really just trying to wait out this trend of giving houses makeovers. I miss the sharks and the hyenas and the surgery and the serial killers. At exactly what point did the Learning Channel become, well, not the Learning Channel? They need to call it the Shut Up Channel. Weddings, weddings, having babies in hospitals with wires and forceps, home makeovers????

Books:

Joseph Campbell, Don Miguel Ruiz, Winnie-ther-Pooh, Catch-22, Anais Nin, Alice Walker, Charles Darwin, Karen Armstrong, Ina May Gaskin, Susun Weed, Henci Goer, Patrick O'Brian, Dannion Brinkley, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, Birthing from Within... I like Bertholt Brecht, Oscar Wilde, kurt vonny-gut...most of my books are "Learn Japanese in 3 Months" or "Reincarnation is Your Friend" or "Latin, second year." The bottom row of one of my bookshelves: Leaves of Grass, 101 mistakes Managers Make, Anatomy and Drawing, Modern European Social History, Dictionary of Word Origins, Brueder Grimm, H.Bosch, The Brothers Karamazov, a dictionary, Einstein: Ideas and Origins, The Punk Diary, Sprachkurs Deutsch 2, Latin Made Simple, Art History, Herbal for the Childbearing Year, and Algebra first year. YEAH BABY!!! This is why I allow my kids to watch Cartoon Network. They'll be alright....

Heroes:

Ferris Beuller, you're my hero.

My Blog

What me thinking?

I just noticed yesterday, that at 34 years of age, I had not yet seen Pretty in Pink. Seriously. I apparently just assumed I had ,all these years, and never thought much about it. But I saw it yesterd...
Posted by Serenity on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:45:00 PST

More Charlie-isms

Charlie, who is 5 now, was watcing a movie with me earlier this evening. I don't know what it was called, but when Charlie asked what it was, I said, "I am not sure, I think it is about an artist tha...
Posted by Serenity on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 08:18:00 PST

More about the last stuff.

See, here's the thing: Last year, I saw him on 3 days out of the year. So, 362 of those days we wrote, emailed, etc. Now, I'm not pathetic, by any means, more the opposite--I'm awesome! My point is, I...
Posted by Serenity on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 08:45:00 PST

I’m going to eat some worms.

By the way, I'm not really in a relationship, it just works as a great perv deterrent.   That being said, shortly after Christmas I revealed to my 18-month-long love interest that I had unsh...
Posted by Serenity on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

The Old Woman in the Shoe

Today Charlie informed me of a few of the names of the children who lived with the old woman in the shoe, whose number was so excessive, with them she did not know what to do... First, there was Pinno...
Posted by Serenity on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:18:00 PST

A ha! I knew it!

Primatology Today reports that an outstanding intellectually advanced group of chimpanzees was discovered deep in the forest of the African Congo today. Not only were the chimps observed us...
Posted by Serenity on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:12:00 PST

Ebb and Flo

I am sad today, one of the most mind-blowing people I have ever met is leaving and I will miss him dearly. He showed up on my doorstep, blew my mind, and now he has to go.... But it will be alright. ...
Posted by Serenity on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

Was fuer ein shoene tag.

Always ask questions. Always question authority. Never stop inventing new questions. Do only what you feel is right, deep down in your soul. Protect your integrity, it is such a sacred gift. Seek...
Posted by Serenity on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 04:32:00 PST

A note to those who engage in dancing on graves...

...at least have the good sense to wait until the body is in the ground first.
Posted by Serenity on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

one beautiful moment

For the past two months or so, I have been engrossed in deep spiritual discussion with my missionaries from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We have discussed everything under the sun...
Posted by Serenity on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 02:24:00 PST