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EvanEmge

I have a heart-shaped freckle on my cock.

About Me

YOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYOYO! Tour 2 has been underway, and I think I am (hopefully) coming to terms with stress and how to deal with it properly. I've learned a lot throughout the Disney On Ice stint, and I think I've been blessed to be where I am, surrounded by the people I am with, whether they know it or not. I'm working on my personal communication between everyone, co-workers and customers alike, and it is taking me to new heights. I'm somewhat still on hiatus (is that spelled right?) as far as song writing goes, but my guitar has become a nice extra limb as of late. I hope to make use of hands and write some shit down for once, but such is life on the road, very impromptu. Traveling around the U.S. still seems to feel right at this point in my life. I'll check this website as much as time permits. Miss everyone back home a bunch, and love you all as much as every cell in my body can take.GO OAKLAND!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/11/2003
Band Website: orangepeal.com
Band Members: If I had any band members, I'd be putting them here, but since I don't have any but my lonesome self, this space will be left empty...sorta...*sob*
Influences:Dad's old neck ties, caffeine, spider-man (comics in general), your sister, your mother, your auntie, blowjobs, yaking, Conan O'Brien, my stoner friends, my non-stoner friends, my drunk friends, my non-drunk friends, Green day, Nirvana, Babwin's horse nuts, 311, Vaginas, sores on your ass (mine too), taking dumps in urinals, the Simpson's, , gagging, Seinfeld, old people, old people who kick my ass cuz I tell'em I'd like a gumming, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and other stuff that I tend to not think about seriously enough...oh yeah, almost forgot...
Sounds Like: A ship wreck with yellow puss spewing from its cracks.
Record Label: OrangePeal Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

DineyIce yay

I am now getting over the 3 week mark on tour. Last year I got slammed with a cold, and this year was no different.  More paperwork, and more stress, but I got it under control.  This tour i...
Posted by EvanEmge on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

9-22-07 (Awkward) occurence

Been a while since I did this...but I met someone last night that I can't explain how I know this, or even believe it, but I've known her my whole life, or a past life. There is this really fucked up...
Posted by EvanEmge on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:49:00 PST

Dogs

Time for my homies to be up!!
Posted by EvanEmge on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

For my bitches

I changed my top 8 this week for my bitches...WHAT UP!?!?!?!?  It sux being up this late and not being drunk.  I get bored easily.  Next week or so I'll rocks the cocks!!!  Change ...
Posted by EvanEmge on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 03:09:00 PST

XXX-Mas

This ends up being for my eyes only so I'm okay with saying that it's Christmas...4:07 in the AM and I want a huge Zebra cock in my ass.  Sorry to disappoint, but I guess you will have to live.&n...
Posted by EvanEmge on Sun, 25 Dec 2005 04:13:00 PST

Refutured

I was trying to be inventive and make a word up like refutured, but it bares no meaning with my ramblings here.  The only reason why it would pertain to anything would be that my life seems to&nb...
Posted by EvanEmge on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:50:00 PST

Bored I guess

It's been a while.  I never blogged about the cabin trip.  Let's just say it was fun.  A ton has changed these last weeks and a ton has remained the same (the imbibing of the booze has ...
Posted by EvanEmge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Leaving for Woody's Rest

I'm leaving later today to reach another corner of my dark mind. I'll be back on Sunday afternoon. I'll give details on the drug induced experience later....maybe. ~eeZe~
Posted by EvanEmge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Times like this...

Dizamn, I'm trashed and it's noon. I haven't been drinkin', but I'm still miffed from my boy JJ's B-day party. I feel like I humped a cow like 3 times. The total number of madness this has been goi...
Posted by EvanEmge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new songs...new year

Yeah, I told myself I wanted to do two new songs while on vacation this winter so I'll polish them up after the New Year. Hope 2005 brings on the sweetness. I also have in the works a song that mixe...
Posted by EvanEmge on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST