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About Me

If you must know, I am big hearted, perverted, sarcastic to a fault,and a girl you would love to hate but I make it really hard. Really though?? I hate filling out this section. I am not a salesperson. I have no pitch as to why you should want to know me. I am not trying to be the next internet celebrity. Anything I write here will seem like a facade, at least to me. Some walk the runway, I walk the plank. I am an all or nothing type of gal. It usually kicks me in the ass, but in the end, good or bad, it's usually worth it.

My Interests

murder rides and short red nails. pig tails and crazy colored hair. jane magazine and distasteful books. creek stomping and mudslinging. you and your mom. dressing up as a pirate. new york city. peddlin' on my cruiser. stomping in the rain. sunrise hikes.

I'd like to meet:

I can't wait to meet myself in the future... I have a feeling she is going to be fantastic.

Music:

Tom Waits, CCR, Steel Train, Morphine, Cowboy Junkies, Johnny Cash, Neil Young, Neil Diamond, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Social Distortion, The Band, Mississippi John Hurt, Stealers Wheel, Van Morrison, The Pixies, Mazzie Star, Portishead, Lucero, Shooter Jennings, Rob Zombie, The Ravonettes, Norah Jones, Pigface, Outkast, Kanye West, Mickey Avalon, Sage Francis, Atmosphere, Peaches, G love, I'm all over the board.

Movies:

Lucky Number Slevin, Almost Famous, Pleasantville, House of a Thousand Corpses, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Edward Scissorhands, Amelie, Igby Goes Down, Big Fish, A DIRTY SHAME, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, GARDEN STATE, Shawshank Redemption, Romeo and Juliet, A Ver Long Engagement, Love and a .45, True Romance. V for Vendetta, Swingers,The Matador, Devils Rejects, Crash, Black Light Beauty, The Jacket, Elizabethtown, Waiting, Idlewild, The Salton Sea

Television:

Scrubs, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, The Wonder Years, X-Files, The Riches, Rob & Big.

Books:

Just Checking, Omnibus, The perks of being a wallflower, Diary, Choke, Invisible Monsters, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Long Way Down, Peter and the Starcatchers, Glue, Virgin Suicides.

Heroes:

People who aren't victims to their lives. I can't stand people who use the way their life is, as an excuse to be an asshole or a fuck-up. If you are that person, I hate you. Cry me a river and go kill yourself already. If you are a person who fights against the odds, you are my hero.OH AND SEAN JOHNSON... He's P I M P. Legendary by all means.

My Blog

My White Picket Fence

My white picket fence comes in peach, but none the less I have one. In tow with a 90 year old lunatic for a landlord that has lipstick all over her face, but she still mows the lawn and apparent...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST

Complete

I think that is all I can say right about now. My life is almost complete. A couple of weeks ago I was stressed about a possible new job. I thought I had blown my chances with that j...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

My calm came after the storm.

I think it is safe to say I am finally at peace in this world. For so many reasons I don't even know where to start. This funny thing happens when you finally find peace within yourself.&n...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:29:00 PST

LENA

So let me explain my good friend Lena. You all remember ny ex-boyfriend Mike. Mike and I broke up a long time ago. Mike and I maintained an amazing friendship.&nbs...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:07:00 PST

Catch 22

Everything that should happen always happens when you least expect it to. Sometimes it hurts like hell, and other times it enlightens your soul if your heart is big enough to accept it. I ...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

LOVEST

I love my freakin family.I wrote this about my lovely cuzzo: Subject: I LOVE Body: my cousin for having the same twisted sick mind i do... i talk about shanking bitches and she says she'll bring a ...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:21:00 PST

Hey Pal

Hiding your identity while sending what you may consider sweet little nothings is not the way to a girls heart. This form of expression will do nothing but either land you in jail, with a restraining ...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

The Journey...

Of my hair over the past two years...I loved having short blonde hair... I never had to wash it. I never had to style it... it just worked.This is where I begun growing it out again.Haha... If I...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

Touche

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older. And, there on television, she said it was "exciting."Regarding body changes, she...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

I'm just going to put it out there...

For as long as I can remember, there have been people giving me a rash of shit for being who I am. I am too strong they say. They say it's fake... that it's just a front. In truth, t...
Posted by Snatch Muffin on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST