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Nick "Knock" Zambrano

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About Me

Welcome one and all to the great Nick Zambrano’s MySpace hood. Pretty dope isn’t it? Anyways, since I got hacked for the second time here I am for the second time to fill this shit out. Lets start out with the basics first, shall we? The name is Nick Zambrano. From the good ol’ UC, Union City. Graduated from James Logan High in 2002. Currently enrolled at Ohlone College. Journalism Major. Employed at the Fremont Home Depot. Now on to the juicier details. I was the Sports Editor of the Ohlone Monitor for 3 semesters. Beloved fan of the Oakland A’s and Raiders. Every song I put on my page has significant meaning to how I am feeling or what I got going on at the moment. My kryptonite is cheesecake and mozzarella sticks. Get me on a football field and I become a completely different man. I have some experience in the directing area. I’ve directed two pilot shows and three one-act plays. My dog is cooler than your dog and will kick your dog’s ass without breaking a sweat. I am not afraid to wear pink. My favorite beer is Miller Lite, buy me a few of those and I’ll be your new temporary best friend. Speaking of best friends, I have two of them. They are Anthony and Mario (1 and 2 on my top thingy-thing.) And together we will stomp the daylights out of any other trifecta who dares to step in our path. Spider-Man is the world’s greatest superhero. Argue that with me and you will end up in a body-bag.


Wanna know more? Get at ya boy-boy. My AIM screen name is NickyZee215. My X-Box Live Gamertag: Boss PacMan


My Interests






I'd like to meet:

My friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.


My favorite ball players...


Nick Swisher.



Albert Pujols.



My future wifey...Scarlett Johansson.


Music:




Movies:


Television:



Heroes:

MY PARENTS. and these guys here.



My Blog

A boomerang effect

Well, I thought she was the one. I guess I thought wrong. Why am I bugging so much? I shouldn't even be like this, I mean we weren't even official. It sure felt like it though. I hope in time she...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:53:00 PST

Swing away, Mar. 15

Swing away, Mar. 22-- "Remember that's Oakland, not Fremont" Last year was supposed to be the year for the Oakland Athletics. They were clicking on all cylinders, the pitching staff was perhaps one of...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST

Swing away, Feb. 22

Swing away, Feb. 22-- "A tale of two QB's" Oakland Raiders' owner Al Davis and new Head Coach Lane Kiffin have a lot of questions to answer this off-season. What are they going to do with the whining ...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:53:00 PST

Swing away, Feb. 15

As a little tune-up to my bloggage, I decided to post columns I've wrote from past issues of the Ohlone Monitor. Enjoy. Swing away, Feb 15-- As men we;ve pigeonholed as a bunch of sex-driven, beer-dr...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:25:00 PST

"Im Gonna Punch You In The Face" take 1

Today, my sister and I were watching the post Golden Globe Awards show on E! --don't ask me why-- but they were talking about Paris Hilton. Every time I see this "celebrity," on TV or in a magazine, ...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

Question...

I have this urge to write again. There's just one thing... I don't know what or who to write about. Or if anyone will even read it. Should I go back to the Monitor? Or should I not? So...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Steroid use: going too far for the win?

Remember way back when former New York Jets' Head Coach Herm Edwards went off during a post-game press conference. No? Well, let me refresh your memory - its very simple, very easy to remember. "You p...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 12:06:00 PST

The Hunt for a Head Coach.

This is from my first column of the spring semester, it attains to the Raiders coaching dillema. ---- Okay, before we get down to business, Id like to say welcome to the second round of Swing Away, t...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 10:59:00 PST

OUT THE F-ING DOOR

Today I was finally released from prison, after suffering the last 14 months I AM FINALLY OUT!!!! I gave Radio Shack the finger today after my long term suffering. I feel like a weight has been lifted...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 08:31:00 PST

you know you wanna...

I stole this idea from my buddy Amber, kudos girl, major kudos... Fill this out. You've got nothing better to do. 01. Who are you, what's our relationship: 02. How and where did we meet: 03. What's my...
Posted by Nick "Knock" Zambrano on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 02:43:00 PST