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laura

I am here for Networking

About Me

1. i got a hustla's spirit, nigga. period.check out my hat ya'll, peep the way i'm wearin it.

My Interests

fuckin, rootin, stayin up late, swimmin, fuckin...., ballin

I'd like to meet:

an organ grinder. or an organ grinder's assistant.people who write checks that their butts CAN cash.BALERZZZZZZZZZoh yeah, the people who own the best license plates ever. they live in harrisonburg, va.one said,are you ready?t bagginthe other said,are you ready?sorgasmwho i do not want to meet: people who say NO WORRIES.

Music:

ballerzzz

Movies:

ballin,

Television:

ballerzzzz club

Books:

http://www.thesuperficial.com

Heroes:

your butthole after i'm done! booyah!!

My Blog

today i saw

sitting in an alcove these 3 items. 1st:  an empty taco bell bag, empty wrappers and all.  pretty regular right?  yeah, there's a taco bell nearby.  ok, onto #2.   2nd: a...
Posted by laura on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:32:00 PST

BEEEWARE!!! your children may be at risk of catching GAY!!!

watch out vegetarians/ vegans, what you feed your children  when they are in the developing stages may be the cause of their future homosexual behavior.  read this important news brief from...
Posted by laura on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

in case you missed my fun contest

can you handle it? it's pure milk chocolate. can you handle it? so smooth and delicious. can you handle it? so solid and sweet, it's the one you think is fun to eat. it's pure milk chocolate, can you ...
Posted by laura on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:06:00 PST

mustache growing contests......... wtf, yo? why don't you go write a BLOG about it?

so, question of the hour, why are mustaches so popular right now?  i mean, i guess they're cool and stuff, but i mean, there's lots of cool stuff out there.  there's a mustache growing conte...
Posted by laura on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 10:49:00 PST

the spiders from mars vs.137 ne fremont st. v. a bad pizza habit

so, our house is infested with spiders.  there are tons of them.  so many that i woke up yesterday to a spider whispering something in my ear, only to find out that he had gotten up early an...
Posted by laura on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

illy

so, there's a place in portland that serves a coffee brand called "illy."  i was there the other day, and i thought to myself, hmmmm..... since this is a coffee place, and the coffee he...
Posted by laura on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:38:00 PST

portland police department vs. jebus vs. what the hell is a podcast?

so, this happened a while ago, but i just remembered it. we're sitting at the side of my house in portland, and we hear some sort of altercation happening in our front yard. we investigate. it's a co...
Posted by laura on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 01:57:00 PST

bob lob law's law blog vs. spring break 2k6 - the uderdawg

so, i vowed to myself years ago that i would always celebrate spring break no matter where i was or what i was doing in my life.  i have my priorities, you know?  and party should ALWAYS com...
Posted by laura on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 01:21:00 PST

little kids can eat one

you know what?  little kids can eat a lot a ones.  they smell, and they're loud.   kinda stupid too, usually.
Posted by laura on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:29:00 PST

the kitties

today, i realized how popular those dead kitties were, so for all your collective viewing pleasures, the kitties are now up for all to see, that is, until my next awesome picture goes up.  just w...
Posted by laura on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 05:50:00 PST