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Frank Harthoorn

'...an aggressive, drunken lout with the intelligence of a four-year-old and the sexual sophisticati

About Me


"Who does not love wine, women and song
Remains a fool his whole life long"

"Being born and growing up in a small town like Goes isn't particularly hard or difficult. It's not very exciting either. That's probably what got me into Metal at an early age in the first place. I was quite the fanatic, collecting everything I could that had something to do with my beloved music, and that mainly meant acquiring as much records as I could get my hands on. It was through these records I came to dream about playing music myself. In a band, no less! Like my fellow guitar player in Gorefest , I went through my share of tennis rackets and self builds, until, finally, I got the chance to borrow an old Flying V and try my years of airguitar-experience on a real axe. Needless to say I was quite disappointed with the whole thing: there were too many strings, my fingers acted like they'd never even heard of Michael Schenker, I could barely make out a sound - was this thing on? In short, I didn't sound like Yngwie Malmsteen at all!
Thankfully, bands like Sodom, Venom and Hellhammer/Celtic Frost taught me I didn't really need much technique, just a few good ideas and a wall of sound. When I met JC somewhere in '88, I was impressed with the fact he had the same approach, and the same ideas about making music as I did, so on a drunken night in a pub, we decided to form a band. This band was called Condemned Heretics. Then, Leprosy. For a very, very short while, we were called Abhorrence, for some reason. We finally settled on Gorefest: it sounded cool, a bit Germanic, and it made pretty clear we weren't playing reggae.
Many happy years followed. Many wonderful memories were being created, friends were being made, cool music was written. Something died along the way as well, which resulted in us breaking up at the very end of 1998. Hugely disappointed, I didn't touch my guitar for a couple of years. I hardly even listened to music! Some good friends pulled me out a bit by having me tag along as guitarist in a cool band called The Hollow Men , and gradually I started to find some pleasure in making music again. Sure, it wasn't Metal, but it was fairly heavy, the guys gave me lots of freedom to experiment, and it was, you know, fun!
I never considered a Gorefest-reunion ever to happen, and it was only when we were actually in the same room together I sensed that we could try and make this work again. First rehearsals went very well, and new stuff was being written almost from when we turned on our amps. And finally, it really, really made sense when we got on stage again after such a long time. That fucking rocked!
I never did get to sound like Yngwie. Or Michael Schenker, for that matter. I DID get a chance to write, record and perform some seriously heavy Metal with these guys, and we're doing our damnedest to get back on track." (taken from personal bio over at the GF-site)
OK, with the whole GF-history out of the way, lemme tell ya what else I'm up to. Since a few years I've been working at local club 't Beest , where I do all kinds of things, but mainly help out running the small arthouse cinema we got set up there. Great job, and it gives me lots of inspiration for which titles to add to my ever growing DVD collection .
Furthermore I enjoy cooking, reading, having a few beers down the pub, playing games on the PS2 and sleeping in. Any time left gets spent behind the computer.
And that, as they say, is it.

My Interests

Music:

Anaal Nathrakh, Autopsy, Bad Religion, Ben Folds, Black Sabbath, Bob Mould, Bohren & der Club of Gore, Carcass, Carnivore, Celtic Frost, Deathspell Omega, Dresden Dolls, Devin Townsend, Enslaved, Fiona Apple, Foo Fighters, Free, Gojira, Hail of Bullets, Holy Terror, Hope Sandoval, Jesse Sykes, Jesu, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, Kiss, Lush, Mastodon, Metallica, Muse, Neko Case, Nick Cave, Pine Box Boys, Portishead, Richard Hawley, Rollins Band, Ryan Adams, Rufus Wainwright, The Stranglers, Sugar, Thin Lizzy, Type O Negative, Witchmaster

My Blog

Gene Simmons

So I found these weird pics of Gene Simmons visiting people in a hospital, and I thought it might be fun to do a little photo story. Check it out.Patient: "50 bucks? For that? Man, are you on drugs? I...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:32:00 PST

Ouch!

So yeah, the new CD's finished, and it turned out pretty much the way I hoped it would. That means 'really fucking heavy', for those of you who don't understand what this shit is all about. It's the m...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Thu, 24 May 2007 08:18:00 PST

'New shit has come to light!'

Apparently, there's people viewing this page on a weekly basis. This amuses me to no end, because, well, let's face it, there's not much going on here is there? So, for this desperate crowd - and you ...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:45:00 PST

So there.

People ask me: 'Frank, why don't you update your blog? We miss you, and your meaningless ramblings. You're hardly an inspiration, but your mindless drivel at least gives us a minute reprieve from othe...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 09:24:00 PST

Bollocks.

Right, the soapmat's out, that thing's been giving me all kinds of grief. The suctioncups give off really disgusting, well, suction noises when I pick up the soap. There's all kinds of residue getting...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 01:38:00 PST

Cool stuff.

Once more, I have made a small post about our doings last weekend at the bandsite, so go there. Now. No, wait! Check out this little souvenir I stole from the apartment I stayed in at Earthshaker's. I...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:35:00 PST

Quick update

I've just posted a small account of some of the GF-activities of the last weeks on the bandsite, so if you're interested in that sort of thing, check it out. Not much to add to that, though that bus c...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:14:00 PST

Vinyl. Lovely vinyl.

Last friday we had a gig in Oss, at a place called De Groene Engel. Nice venue, that. It's a pretty big place for a relatively small town, but we managed to pull a few people from their TV sets, and e...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 08:57:00 PST

New Slayer Artwork

Now this is something else. Evil isn't polished and perfect. It's sick, ugly, crude and demented. Just like this cover. It looks like someone criminally insane (GET IT? GET IT?) put it together. It's...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:06:00 PST

Oh, you know, brewing Metal.

Wow, that was a pretty wild weekend. On Friday, GF landed in Mr. B's hometown of Breda. The Mezz is a weird looking place, but it's acoustics are awesome, apparently. We hooked up with Astrosoniq, who...
Posted by Frank Harthoorn on Tue, 30 May 2006 01:53:00 PST