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About Me

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Steve Sullivan's Hockey Karma With Rude Fan:
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Section 303 is really more a state of mind than a specific location--it is the mantra that states "We are rowdy in our enthusiasm for the Nashville Predators." The spirit (and hostility) that we Preds fans bring to every game at the Sommet Center is unequaled in all the NHL. This is according to media sources like ESPN, Sporting News, NPR, ABC, as well as national broadcasters like Gary Thorne, Bill Clement, John Davidson, and Hall of Fame announcer Mike Lange.
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Cellblock 303 has been deemed the ignition that starts the Quarrytorium's engine by Predator's head coach Barry Trotz. It has recieved repeated accolades from the team ownership group headed up by Mike Freeman, and former owner Craig Leipold. And even a letter of appreciation from stoic G.M. David Poile.
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The players over the past 9 seasons have been appreciative of what 303 brings to the games, knowing that much of the enthusiasm that wells up in the Sommet Center is due to our unwaivering comittment and leathery lungs.
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Players from opposing teams have also said that the environment in Nashville is like no other. Even though they may not always like what they hear from us, they say it brings added energy to each game...and isn't more competitive hockey what we all want to see?
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Fans from other cities attending games in Nashville have taken note, saying that they've never heard such non-stop intensity, as well as good humored taunting in any other NHL arena. We bring it hard for every game--not just the Dead Things or the playoffs. Every home game is an excuse to let 'er rip!
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Indeed, 303 is much more than just one section of 370 Predhead fans. It has grown over the years to not only encompass the entire N.B.P (North Balcony Posse), but thousands of other crazed Smashville denizens.
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Always remember, if you can't say anything nice, then come sit with us!

My Interests

Section303.com --the best in hockey humor and funny merchandise
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Also MySpace Section 303 Discussion Group MySpace 303 Group
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Anything that ruins an evening for the Dead Things and the Red Army. Sweet tomata sammiches. Reed Low's head on a stick. The unfortuante Denny Pratt tragedy. Sean "Turtleboy" Avery getting beaten to a bloody pulp by Darcy Hordichuk. Aunt Emma's Rhubarb Pie. Todd Bertuzzi's daddy parts falling off. Sweet Agnes Sixbutts. Mick McGeough having a 16 ton weight dropped on his flimsy skull. Belfour is a boozer. Don't taunt the Happy Fun Ball. Hey, Theo, have a drink on me! Doogie Howser's Flaming Trousers. Madano is too good lookin' to be a man. Deviled Eggs for everyone! Somebody slap their Salanne. Thank you, Mr. Obvious. Jagr is a Yag-off. We're on a gravy train with biscuit wheels. Amonte has soft features. It's ramming speed at Tuna Lagoon. Yzerman only has eyes-fer-men. It's all the Free Mason's fault. You don't know Shanahan from shinola. The Guns of Navarone! Chris Simon is a gargantuan schmuck. Calgon take me away. Thorton and Cheechoo sittin' in a tree/S-U-C-K-I-N-G! Skate, Forest, skate! Hey Sharks, bite me!

I'd like to meet:

Other Predheads who love to cheer for the Preds no matter WHAT the score, taunt the opposition relentlessly, and give those zebras a potent earful should they foul-up an assessment. A bent sense of humor and the ability not to take oneself (or this game) too seriously are all that is required. Oh.... and most of the guys in the section would like to meet Elle McPherson, and most the gals would like to meet Turd Ferguson.
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Music:

HATE: Jaggered Edge. They flop worse than a Chris Gaines album. We heard when their lead singer took Viagra, he just got taller. They are another endorsement for population control. My cat has coughed up better looking hair styles. They're so ignorant, they couldn't pour piss from a boot even if the instructions were written on the heel. Maybe their purpose in life is to simply serve as a warning to others. Sweet Mother of God, that is ten minutes we'll NEVER get back!
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ENJOY: One can never have enough Cheap Trick. The Fabulous Has Beens rawk ever so hard. "Ole, Ole, Ole-Ole-Ole! We are the Preds! We are the Preds!" is the national anthem of Smashville.

Movies:

There is only a singular film...two words: "Slap Shot." Stop. Check please. Fugetaboutit. All others need to bow.

Television:

If there was something that featured Hope Hines being castrated with a rusty spoon, I believe we would all watch it repeatedly.

Books:

The Tao of Pooh

Heroes:

The Hanson Brothers. Mike Birbiglia. Lewis Black. Orrin Hatch. Three Stooges. Dennis Miller before he became Mr. Smarmy Right Winger. Morey Amsterdam.

My Blog

Funniest Lines Yelled Out in 303

ONGOING COLLECTION OF HILARIOUS STUFF YELLED OUT BY INMATES DURING GAMES (feel free to add any you heard around the Quarrytorium in the comments section below) March 10, 2007 vs. Columbus Blowjackets ...
Posted by Cellblock 303 on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 08:30:00 PST

Crowd Participation Chants and Taunts

TIMED TAUNTS: # 1 (When clock reaches 1:04 at end of each period:) "HOW MUCH TIME IS LEFT IN THE PERIOD?" (At 1:00 the P.A. announcer will say "Theres 1 minute to go in the period") "THANK YOU!" &n...
Posted by Cellblock 303 on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:16:00 PST

From the 303 Dictionary: "You Suck"

Definitions of "You Suck" A. Your performance is not up to par. B. You emit a malodorous stench. C. You are a black hole of incompetence. D. You inhale adverse calamity as if it were mothers milk. E. ...
Posted by Cellblock 303 on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:18:00 PST

History of Cellblock 303

The history of Section 303 really begins a decade before the Nashville Predator's played their first game. The core of stalwarts who make up the core of 303 were all attending Nashville Knights ECHL ...
Posted by Cellblock 303 on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:22:00 PST

303 Manifesto

Firstly, our priority in Section 303 with the chants is to have a good time. If you don't "get" David Letterman, "Adult Swim" on the Cartoon Network, the Daily Show, or "Slap Shot" then I wouldn't ex...
Posted by Cellblock 303 on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST