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Chloe-oh-ee-oh

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About Me

Where do we begin? At the beginning of the end. Where do we go? When the going gets too slow? Turn it around and start again. To the back and the bottom and then we will all shine on, all shine on and stay where all the good things find you. Good things find you. Time, takes time where does it go? And mine? I just let it flow under the bridge and over the wall. Can someone answer the call? And we will all shine on, all shine on and stay where all the good things find you, good things find you.
------B. Elvis------
I changed my fucking layout and lost my entire about me segment. O.k. really, in the whole scheme of things it’s not that big of a deal, right? Oh, but I feel like it was so cheeky before and I won’t be able to recapture that. Well, here goes: I’m a musician and songwriter. I play a handful or two of instruments, some I’m quite adept at and some that I kind of suck at (but I can often fake it pretty well). I also do commercial voice over and jingle work. I can’t work on any crappy commercial, though, because I’m union so they have to be crappy union commercials. Oh, but I kid. I kid my unions. I love my unions. I love them because they at least provide health insurance unlike my beloved country, whose government doesn’t give a shit if I or anyone else lives or dies or can get affordable healthcare. Don’t get me started. Seriously, though, I am very fortunate because I work with relative frequency and am be able to do what I love and get paid for it. I survived a super sucky life threatening illness twice in the recent past, and it sounds totally corny, but it really did make me stronger. I’m more of a the-glass-is-half-full kind of girl, which can be both an asset and a fault. I love talking about stuff like politics and religion, and in spite of my personal anti-religion policy, I’m more open-minded than you might think. I love books and movies about Elizabeth Tudor. I can’t decide who was more devastatingly wonderful in the role: Helen Mirren or Cate Blanchett, but I have a girl crush on them both. I’m in love with the funniest, cutest, most talented, sweetest boy in the house, and he loves me.
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My Interests

Food, music, socialism, capitalism, cursing, the perfect haircut, language arts, interesting scars (not too gross), Apples (the computer not the fruit) in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Clinton (and Hillary, for that matter), Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, Doris Day, Al Franken, Joey Bishop, Sondre Lerche, Gwen Stefani (Shut up! I like her and wanna' meet her), PJ Harvey, Bradley Whitford, Reza Aslan, Isaac Mizrahi, Marc Jacobs (oh, please, let me meet Marc Jacobs)

Music:

Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters

Movies:

Top Hat,
Roman Holiday,
Down With Love,
Little Miss Sunshine,
Tous Les Matins Du Monde,
Almost Famous,
American Beauty,
The Education of Shelby Knox,
Pi,
Pirates of the Caribbean,
Bowling for Columbine,
Fahrenheit 911,
Lords of Dogtown,
The Queen,
Walk the Line,
Sense and Sensibility,
Pride and Prejudice (both old and new versions were equally gorgeous),
Trust,
The Unbelievable Truth,
Vintage Woody Allen (and even some new stuff),
Tons more...

Television:

I could watch television 24 hours a day...
THE TUDORS!!!!,
DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!,
The Daily Show,
The West Wing,
What Not to Wear,
Are You Being Served,
The Vicar of Dibley,
Fashion Trance,
How Do I Look,
Isaac (hello, it's Isaac Mizrahi!!),
The Sopranos,
Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO,
Masterpiece Theatre,
Celebrity Fit Club,
Sex and The City,
Laguna Beach,
The Hills,
All those drama/comedies on prime time network t.v. that we can't get enough of (Grey's Anatomy, etc...). I told you, I love television. I am Mike TV's sister.

Books:

Anything by Philip K Dick or Jane Austen

Heroes:

Brad Elvis,
Charlie Parker,
Peggy Moffitt,
Cyndi Lauper,
Arlene Francis,
Dorothy Kilgallen (for trying to speak the truth),
Ken Mottet
and myself (yeah, so I am my own hero - after all the shit I've endured, I think I deserve it)

My Blog

All You Need is Love

And speaking of Viva Viagra, er, Las Vegas... I was in Las Vegas last weekend and had an unbelievably magical time. Yes, hard to believe, since I'm not super duper fond of Las Vegas. It's really not m...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:40:00 PST

Viagra

I swear to god I just saw a television commercial on a major network where a group of guys are sitting around singing "Viva Viagra" to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas." I am not making this up. One of the...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:09:00 PST

Happiness is a Warm Gun (bang bang, shoot shoot)

Wasn't there some legislation on the books sometime in the past proposing that bar owners/bartenders would be held responsible if one of their overserved patrons operated their car after drinking at s...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Revolution

We're winning the war in Iraq. Touching an HIV infected person will give you AIDS.We're much safer now that Saddam Hussein is dead. Evolution is a myth. Global warming is a lie. The earth is flat....
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:19:00 PST

Not that anybody gives a shit, but...

I love: Brad, Ernie, Autumn, Helen Mirren; Sondre Lerche; Al Franken; Lewis Black; boots; British racing green; movies/books/anecdotes/lectures about Elizabeth Tudor; Diet Coke; dark-plum-almost-black...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:53:00 PST

Winner

I just received an e-mail with the subject: "You're a Winner." The sender was: "God." That's all. I didn't dare open it. I figure, how much better could it get get? And I'd rather just quit while I'm ...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:50:00 PST

Another Survey

Just to avoid the five hour ordeal that involves making my own badass chili (I love to make it, I'm just in a procrasitnating mood), I decided to pause a moment and take yet another survey. So this on...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

90210!

I just read that "they're" releasing the first season of Beverly Hills 90210 on DVD this November, with plans to then release subsequent seasons on DVD. Now I know that God does indeed exist, because ...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:26:00 PST

I wouldn't want to be in Jessica Simpson's shoes

I did a little shopping yesterday and came across some cute shoes that I wanted to try on. Upon further examination I noticed that the brand name was Jessica Simpson. "THAT Jessica Simpson?" I said to...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST

Tagged

The game called Tagged:These are the rules: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog about 6 weird things or habits about yourself. In the end you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list...
Posted by Chloe-oh-ee-oh on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:04:00 PST