MuppySkum

I used to work construction, specifically, landscaping, however, now I am getting learned in school. Yes, again. I think chickens are hilarious. (The way they move reminds me of John Travolta in Stayin' Alive.) The word "adhesive" turns me on. I only wear red lipstick when I'm doing housework. I can ride a horse like John Wayne, The Lone Ranger and Lady Godiva all smashed into one pair of boots. I'm trying out for the Minneapolis Fire Dept. UPDATE-(I have recently passed all tests...Now I am waiting to be called within the next three years. Note to self-Learn patience.) I hate commercials. I love the desert. I don't really care about dessert. I decorated my xmas tree with panties. I like vodka and not pastels. I make a damn fine potroast. I have a darkroom in my basement that I just found out I share with a few mice. We have different tastes in art. I'm an atheist but I love the idea of voodoo and attempt to live like a Buddist. I really like biology, physiology and dead things. (Bones, specifically.) Your mom wears combat boots. I have lived in Texas, Arizona and in the van I used to drive. I am older now than ever before. I'd much rather swim in a lake than a pool. The ocean- even better. Apparantly, I write in sentence fragments. When people scare me I scream like Flanders. And then I punch. My boyf is a Conservative Marine, uses bleach on all our white laundry and has a specific place for the cheese in the fridge. He's fun to argue with and yes, we have fought about Cheese Placement. One more thing, music a-holes, if you request my friendship w/o even a simple message to explain WHY I should add you as a friend, cruise myspace a little more until you find someone that wants a high friend tally. Douches.