Hanging out with Andy. Getting my soul out of this doll!
Chucky :
I got a new game we can play. It's called "Hide the Soul". Trust me, you'll love it.
Chucky :
<[i class="fine">looking at Andy's copy of "PlayPen"- an adult magazine] My, how you've grown.
Chucky :
I got a new body lined up and I'm not gonna let you spoil it.
Andy Barclay :
Tyler.
Chucky :
Right. Just think, Chucky's gonna be a bro.
Colonel Cochrane :
At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.
Andy Barclay :
What are you doing?
Whitehearst :
Polishing Sheldon's shoes.
Andy Barclay :
He makes you polish his shoes?
Whitehearst :
No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.
Shelton :
Relax, Barclay, it's only paint.
Sergeant Clark :
If you get hit, you are dead, so hike back to base.
DeSilva :
<[i class="fine">whispers] Asshole.
Shelton :
What was that DeSilva?
DeSilva :
I said you asshole, sir.
Chucky :
Don't fuck with the Chuck.
Chucky :
Who the fuck are YOU?
Tyler :
I thought you Good Guy Dolls only said three sentences.
Chucky :
I'm new and improved.
Chucky :
Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'.
Chucky :
Presto - - you're dead. It's definitely YOU.
Chucky :
Oh you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
Chucky :
I've gotta get out of this body.
Andy Barclay :
We killed you.
Chucky :
You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down."
Sgt. Botnick :
The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
Andy Barclay :
Why?
Sgt. Botnick :
To keep their hair short.
Shelton :
Who said you could look at me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Andy Barclay :
Shelton.
Shelton :
That's Lieutenant Colonel Shelton to you, asshole.
Andy Barclay :
Lt. Colonel Shelton.
Shelton :
No, Lieutenant Colonel Shelton, SIR.
Shelton :
Whitehearst, you are without a doubt the sorriest excuse for a cadet I've ever seen. Wouldn't you agree?
Whitehearst :
No, Sir. I do not agree, Sir.
Shelton :
Are you contradicting me, you sorry-ass sack of shit?
Shelton :
<[i class="fine">to Whitehurst] You are without a doubt the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!
Chucky :
<[i class="fine">whispers] Andy!
Andy Barclay :
<[i class="fine">Scares and wakes up Shelton]
Shelton :
What the fuck?
Chucky :
<[i class="fine">Runs away]
Andy Barclay :
No, stop!
Shelton :
What the fuck you're doing in my room, Barclay?
<[i class="fine">Looks for Chucky]
Andy Barclay :
You wouldn't believe me!
Shelton :
Where's the doll? Where's the FUCKING doll? You took it, didn't you?
Andy Barclay :
NO!
Chucky :
Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.
Mr. Sullivan :
And what are children after all, but consumer trainees?
Chucky :
<[i class="fine">searching for Andy on the internet] Come on, Andy. Where are you, you little shit?
Shelton :
<[i class="fine">laughs] What's the matter Barclay, huh? You homesick? You miss your mommy?
<[i class="fine">picks up his shoe to find that it is scratched]
Shelton :
What the fuck is this?
Andy Barclay :
Don't worry about your shoe all right? I'll polish it, just give me back the doll.
Shelton :
No, You listen to me. Tell Whitehurst he's off the hook, huh? I got myself another slave and clean up this mess.
<[i class="fine">gives him back the shoe]
Shelton :
You've got 5 demerits.
Andy Barclay :
What about the doll?
Shelton :
My kid sister's birthday is coming up. I think she's gunna love it, don't you?
<[i class="fine">makes the doll wave goodbye]
Sgt. Botnick :
A haircut ain't regulation, soldier.
Chucky :
Regulate this
<[i class="fine">slits the barber's throat]
Chucky :
Time to play!
Tyler :
Barclay *was* right. You're not a good guy.
Chucky :
<[i class="fine">laughs] Sorry, kid, you got me. I'm bad.
Karen Barclay, Dr. Death