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chucky

We're friends 'til the end, remember?

About Me

Hi I'm Charles Lee Ray and this is my story. Andy saw a commercial for a 'Good Guy' doll on TV, and asked his mother for one for his birthday. Andy's mom is a cheap-ass so she finds a peddler selling one for a low price, and buys it. What she didn't know was that 'The Lakeshore Strangler' (hey that's me!) was killed by asshole cops the night before. So, I transferred my spirit to the doll.

First thing I do is push Andy's hottie babysitter from the 5th-floor window. Dead. Only young Andy knows that 'Chucky' - the doll - ie ME, is responsible for the murder, and the many murders to follow as well. The bitch is, I'm trying to get the f' out of this doll.

My Interests

Hanging out with Andy. Getting my soul out of this doll!

Television:

Chucky : I got a new game we can play. It's called "Hide the Soul". Trust me, you'll love it.
Chucky : <[i class="fine">looking at Andy's copy of "PlayPen"- an adult magazine] My, how you've grown.
Chucky : I got a new body lined up and I'm not gonna let you spoil it.
Andy Barclay : Tyler.
Chucky : Right. Just think, Chucky's gonna be a bro.
Colonel Cochrane : At Kent, we take bed wetters and we turn them into men. So grow-up, Barclay, it's time to forget these fantasies of killer dolls.
Andy Barclay : What are you doing?
Whitehearst : Polishing Sheldon's shoes.
Andy Barclay : He makes you polish his shoes?
Whitehearst : No, I offered out of the kindness of my heart.
Shelton : Relax, Barclay, it's only paint.
Sergeant Clark : If you get hit, you are dead, so hike back to base.
DeSilva : <[i class="fine">whispers] Asshole.
Shelton : What was that DeSilva?
DeSilva : I said you asshole, sir.
Chucky : Don't fuck with the Chuck.
Chucky : Who the fuck are YOU?
Tyler : I thought you Good Guy Dolls only said three sentences.
Chucky : I'm new and improved.
Chucky : Just like the good ol' days. Nothin' like a good strangulation to get the circulation goin'.
Chucky : Presto - - you're dead. It's definitely YOU.
Chucky : Oh you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me.
Chucky : I've gotta get out of this body.
Andy Barclay : We killed you.
Chucky : You know what they say. "You just can't keep a Good Guy down."
Sgt. Botnick : The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
Andy Barclay : Why?
Sgt. Botnick : To keep their hair short.
Shelton : Who said you could look at me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Andy Barclay : Shelton.
Shelton : That's Lieutenant Colonel Shelton to you, asshole.
Andy Barclay : Lt. Colonel Shelton.
Shelton : No, Lieutenant Colonel Shelton, SIR.
Shelton : Whitehearst, you are without a doubt the sorriest excuse for a cadet I've ever seen. Wouldn't you agree?
Whitehearst : No, Sir. I do not agree, Sir.
Shelton : Are you contradicting me, you sorry-ass sack of shit?
Shelton : <[i class="fine">to Whitehurst] You are without a doubt the most pathetic thing I've ever seen!
Chucky : <[i class="fine">whispers] Andy!
Andy Barclay : <[i class="fine">Scares and wakes up Shelton]
Shelton : What the fuck?
Chucky : <[i class="fine">Runs away]
Andy Barclay : No, stop!
Shelton : What the fuck you're doing in my room, Barclay?
<[i class="fine">Looks for Chucky]
Andy Barclay : You wouldn't believe me!
Shelton : Where's the doll? Where's the FUCKING doll? You took it, didn't you?
Andy Barclay : NO!
Chucky : Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.
Mr. Sullivan : And what are children after all, but consumer trainees?
Chucky : <[i class="fine">searching for Andy on the internet] Come on, Andy. Where are you, you little shit?
Shelton : <[i class="fine">laughs] What's the matter Barclay, huh? You homesick? You miss your mommy?
<[i class="fine">picks up his shoe to find that it is scratched]
Shelton : What the fuck is this?
Andy Barclay : Don't worry about your shoe all right? I'll polish it, just give me back the doll.
Shelton : No, You listen to me. Tell Whitehurst he's off the hook, huh? I got myself another slave and clean up this mess.
<[i class="fine">gives him back the shoe]
Shelton : You've got 5 demerits.
Andy Barclay : What about the doll?
Shelton : My kid sister's birthday is coming up. I think she's gunna love it, don't you?
<[i class="fine">makes the doll wave goodbye]
Sgt. Botnick : A haircut ain't regulation, soldier.
Chucky : Regulate this
<[i class="fine">slits the barber's throat]
Chucky : Time to play!
Tyler : Barclay *was* right. You're not a good guy.
Chucky : <[i class="fine">laughs] Sorry, kid, you got me. I'm bad.

Books:


Heroes:

Karen Barclay, Dr. Death

My Blog

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