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About Me

25 year old guy from Poland, who absolutely loves horror/exploitation movies and metal music. I enjoy travelling and meeting interesting people, drinking a lot of beer and watching all kind of sick horror I come across. I review horror movies on IMDb under my nickname Embalmer (I reviewed 1068 horror/exploitation films so far). I have also my own Polish website entirely dedicated to horror/exploitation cinema. If you don't speak Polish at least you can always check out its visual side. Here is the link for anyone interested: http://www.dansemacabre.pl/
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My Interests

Horror films, exploitation, gore, reading about serial killers, travelling, loud metal music and beer.

I'd like to meet:

People who are totally dedicated to horror or just friends.

Music:

Death Metal, Black Metal, Grindcore, Thrash Metal, Doom Metal, Sludge, Noise, Dark Ambient and dehumanizing Industrial. Favourite bands: Slayer, Exodus, Kreator, Testament, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Anaal Nathrakh, Vader, Trauma, Behemoth, Khanate, Sunn O))), Mortician, Necrophagia, Wurdulak, Mayhem, Blut Aus Nord, Annihiliator, Gorerotted, Nasum, Napalm Death, Grave, Autopsy, Mayhem, Bethlehem, Misery Loves Co., Merzbow, Masonna, SPK, Skinny Puppy, Bile, Lustmord, My Dying Bride, Pig Destroyer, Watchmaker, Circle of Dead Children, Machetazo, Sublime Cadaveric Decomposition, Vital Remains, Brigther Death Now, Samael, Isis, Neurosis, Pelican, Tusk, Gojira, Meshuggah, Marduk, Dark Funeral, Negura Bunget, Cannibal Corpse, Machetazo, Brujeria, Fear Factory, Slipknot, Bloodbath, Opeth, Rotten Sound, Origin, Azarath, Void, Hocico, Velvet Acid Christ, Klaus Schultze, Sigh, Transgressor, The Monolith Deathcult, Nile, Vile, Disgorge, Intestinal Disgorge, Zyklon, Mandragora Scream, Antigama, Dismember, Opeth, Ministry, Skrew, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Beherit, Nashville Pussy, Dead Infection, Epitome, Neuropathia, Alchemist, Gore Beyond Necropsy, Vedisni, Navicon Torture Technologies, Criminal, The Berzerker, Bolt Thrower, Red Harvest, Asmorod, Spektr, The Axis of Perdition, Shinkiro, Mayhem, Aborym, Watain, Akercocke, Red Sparowes, Immolation, Suffocation, Skinless, Cephalic Carnage - too many artists to name.

Movies:

Horror movies (especially European ones), exploitation cinema (HK Cat. III, Japanese pinku eiga/gore), giallos.A few of my favourites:Cannibal Holocaust, All Night Long films, Fascination, Buio Omega, Suspiria, Tenebre, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul, Angst (1983), In a Glass Cage, House with the Windows That Laugh, Black Christmas, The Evil Dead, Kichiku Dai Enkai, Mu Zan E, The Perfume of the Lady in Black, Nekromantik, Aftermath (1993), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974), Maniac (1980), Combat Shock, Deep Red, Singapore Sling (1990), Satan's Blood (1977), The Beyond, The New York Ripper, Burial Ground.

Television:

I don't watch it. It sucks.

Books:

Mainly horror novels and true crime books. Favourite writers: Jack Ketchum, Clive Barker, Howard Phillip Lovecraft, Richard Laymon, James Herbert, Shaun Hutson, Stephen King, Graham Masterton, Guy N.Smith, Stefan Grabinski, Lukasz Orbitowski, Mendal Johnson, Jospeh Citro, John Coyne, John Saul - too many to name.

Heroes:

Joe D'Amato, Lucio Fulci, Gaspar Noe, Gerald Kargl, Ruggero Deodato, Mario Bava, Riccardo Freda, Jose Mojica Marins, Takashi Miike, Pupi Avati, Aldo Lado, Renato Polselli, Daisuke Yamanouchi, Tamakichi Anaru, Jorg Buttgereit, Dario Argento, Jesus Franco, Jean Rolllin, Walerian Borowczyk, Pete Walker, Katsuya Matsumura, Jack Ketchum.

My Blog

"The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave" (1971. Emilio Miraglia)

Alan is a rich playboy haunted by the memory of red-headed Evelyn, his dead and unfaithful wife. He brings red haired prostitutes to his gloomy castle where they are whipped and killed. But when ...
Posted by Bart on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:08:00 PST

"Amazon Jail" (1982. Oswaldo De Oliviera) - an absolute sleaze!

Sexy Brazilian women are lured to the Amazon with a promise of a high paying job as a tour guide. When they arrive,they are taken captive by a white slavery ring. One of the girls escapes during the o...
Posted by Bart on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 02:42:00 PST

"Drive-In Massacre" (1976)

A killer is dispatching the patrons of the local drive-in with a sword. Heads are sliced off, necks are slashed and other various body parts are impaled. Two inept detectives are trying to solve the c...
Posted by Bart on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 03:59:00 PST

"Broken" (2006) - brutal and disturbing British survival horror.

This review is based on DVD screener which was kindly sent to me by one of the directors of "Broken" Adam Mason: "Broken" by Adam Mason and Simon Boyes tells the story of a single mothe...
Posted by Bart on Tue, 23 May 2006 07:51:00 PST

"The Mutilation Man" (1998)

"The Mutilation Man" tells the story of a tormented young man named Ivan who travels a barren wasteland performing gruesome shows of self-mutilation before an adoring crowd. He is doing this in the de...
Posted by Bart on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:21:00 PST

"SPK Despair" (1982)

Just re-watched this bizarre and unquestionably sick video of Australian industrial band SPK (Surgical Penis Klinik) and it still has the power to shock and disturb. Here is the review of it: SPK is a...
Posted by Bart on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 08:05:00 PST

Cool website with lots of bizarre/experimental stuff to download for free.

First of all due to the lack of time I'll post very rarely on Myspace or IMDb. I've got a lot of work to do on my studies, so sorry about that. However few days ago I found this very interesting ...
Posted by Bart on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:24:00 PST

My review of "Neighborhood Watch" (2005. Graeme Whifler)

A young couple Bob and Wendi Peterson moves into a desolate neighborhood as a part of Bob's new job in the company called Zeecor. However their neighbor Adrian seems a little bit strange. He brings th...
Posted by Bart on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:35:00 PST

"Broken" - NIN pseudo snuff video.

I'm not a biggest fan of Nine Inch Nails, but I enjoy watching this gory and depraved pseudo-snuff video from time to time. Here is the basic info: "Broken" is an infamous Nine Inch Nails pseudo-snuff...
Posted by Bart on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

I'm pissed off!

Today I received DVD screener of "Neighboorhood Watch" from Mr. Graeme Whilfer. Unfortunately the disc was severly damaged by airport staff, I assume. I'm unable to watch this film. It's a crying...
Posted by Bart on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 03:03:00 PST