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Paulie

About Me

I prefer to leave the gun and take the cannoli. Looking for investors who realize the profit potential in silent fire alarms and individually wrapped potato chips. Fireproof toothpaste is an idea whose time has come! On the winning side of the War on Drugs. Is that still going on?

My Interests

Never been hit by lightning or bit by a shark. Would prefer that both occur simultaneously if they must happen at all. Currently researching a cure for the common moustache.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who thinks eating pizza with silverware should be a felony. Anyone who didn't move here for the damn nightlife. Rich and lonely terminally ill women. People who talk fast and think faster. Anyone who knows next to nothing about celebrity "news". Anyone who can name both of Richard M. Nixon's Vice Presidents. Peter Falk!

Music:

Better than most.

Television:

Has betrayed me after all these years. I'll never love again.

Books:

I put the "fun" in "functionally illiterate".

Heroes:

Giusseppe Zangara,Thomas Jefferson, Marjorie Stoneman Douglas, Clinton Tyree,Muhammad Ali,Benjamin Franklin,Joe Strummer, Martin Luther King Jr., Horus,et.al.