writing the perfect song... making the perfect sauce...
other people who are obsessed with the things I'm obsessed with so I can stop feeling like a sad and lonely FREAK.
You know how sometimes you will hear a record(yes, a RECORD!) and from the very first chord, you are in love? And you play it over and over, but it has to be THE WHOLE RECORD, because the songs by themselves can be good, great even, but in context they are an experience that is somehow bigger than life... These are the records that do that for me... 1. The Clash (self titled) 2.Guns and Roses "Appetite For Destruction" 3.Violent Femmes (self titled) 4. Descendents "Everything Sucks" 5.Dead Milkmen "Big Lizard In My Backyard" 6. Minutemen "Double Nickels on the Dime" 7. Replacements "Sorry, Ma..." 8. The Eat (10", does it have a title? I forget) I was about to enter the Dictators "Bloodbrothers" at #9, but I really only like the first side. After "Stay With Me", that record is over for me. Also, I can't pick just one Ramones album. But I can say that just the fact that they once existed has made me into the person I am today. My apologies to the world.
Kitchen Nightmares! I don't care what y'all say about Gordon Ramsay. My fondest wish is for him to show up in one of the hellhole kitchens I used to kill myself in to tell my former boss he's a moron and has no business running a restaurant. Maybe some day...
"The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead" . This book, teamed with"How To Survive A Robot Uprising" can make you almost invincible. Also, I've found the "Kitchen Spanish" leaflet quite useful. Empiezo a trabajar! Ahora!