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Hair Beard Combo

About Me

If you don't know, you better ax somebody. There was Lennon/McCartney, Dylan, Buffett, Seger, Swayze, Axl, Biggie, Rohm/Wilson, and then there was the Hair Beard Combo. It'll change your life, swear to God.
If you want a burned cd send me $200. If you want an actual cd you might have to wait 10 years.
p.s. Buddy, you're totally right. I failed to mention all of Hair Beard Combo's successes and worldwide critical acclaim are directly attributable to one; Louis 'Buddy' Schaub(Black Ice). Without the engineering/production of Mr. Schaub, and all those at Schaub studios, the Hair Beard Combo's genius may have never been realized and all the people of the world would have headed down a long and lonesome road. The man is a legend in his own right. Having starred in countless feature length films, played alongside Drew Abbott, J Geils, and Richie Sambora, and given the Hair Beard Combo a shitload of beer. We are but a blip on his gold plated radar screen. We owe it all to the Schaub.
Thanks be to Schaub!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/08/2005
Band Website: you're looking at it, dickhole!!!
Band Members: Mike Collins - guitar, vocals, piano, cello, pod, harmonies, solos that sound like metal strings, oboe

Sean Garrity - guitar, vocals, solos that sound like fishin' line, saxophone, bells, triangle, couch

Dan Marino - 420

Tom Selleck - murders

Keanu Reeves - acting!

Chad Sexxxington - banjo on 'Jihad'

Jon Gaunt - Fiddle on 'Jihad'

Louis 'Buddy' Schaub - Trombone and official third member of the HBC

Influences: 1972
Sounds Like: Titties
Record Label: Sooooo Intense Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

understand

the first song every guitarist, and musician for that matter, should learn is ramblin' man by hank sr.  it is the best song ever written.  good night
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:37:00 GMT

various issues

just a few things need to be said, here they are: -sometimes you have to quit your job and get a job across the street that is as equally stupid.  we've all done this, right?  ok, I do this ...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 00:31:00 GMT

Dolphin Fans Must Rejoice!

Today is somewhat of a bitter sweet moment in the tumultuous rebuilding process taking place in our giant aquarium in the south of Florida. We bid farewell to our extremely short-lived head coach, on...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 16:17:00 GMT

It's Official: U.S.A. still rules!!!!

KFC has the honor to be the first brand to be visible from outer-space, according to company officials. The 87,500 square feet logo was created by tiles placed in the Nevada desert, near the super sec...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Trolls and Goblins..........Yes!!!!

Human species 'may split in two'Different human sub-species predicted by Dr Oliver CurryHumanity may split into an elite and an underclass, says Dr Curry.Humanity may split into two sub-species in 100...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 16:34:00 GMT

wow

Asked how she's(Pamela Anderson) coping with her nerves before the big event, she replied: "I have two words for you: champagne."
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 12:44:00 GMT

now accepting donations!

the worldwide 'mike collins fell off his bike and shoulder don't work' foundation is now accepting donations. send items such as candy, porn, sponge baths, dvds, money, sandwiches, third arms, etc. t...
Posted by on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:51:00 GMT

The signs are mounting!!!!

Dolphins, like humans, recognize namesWASHINGTON (Reuters) -- Bottlenose dolphins can call each other by name when they whistle, making them the only animals besides humans known to recognize such ide...
Posted by on Wed, 10 May 2006 13:32:00 GMT

I knew it!!

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in womenThursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on ...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 16:11:00 GMT

Signs the Miami Dolphins will win the Superbowl

1. I found a cucumber that looked exactly like a dolphin at work. 2. A stuffed dolphin magically appeared in my van.3. I found another stuffed dolphin in the dumpster at work.4. There are 3 porta-pot...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 13:22:00 GMT