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Satyr boy

And a nice big fuck you to you too.

About Me

A motherfucking, mind blowing, lover of life. I am not someone you want to talk to you if you want to hear things to placate your ego. I am a real person, and I say what I mean and I say it mean. So back off if you are squeemish about truth. Now truth is a relative thing and my truths may not coincide with yours and thats life.I can be arrogant at times, conceited and snobbish at first appearance. But really that comes from confidence (the two get confused). My friends use my name as a noun. And I invite arguments whole-heartedly. I dare you. Oh, anyone who supports Bush and his cronies, show your real support and send your sons to the military instead of sending the poor. Let them die for bullshit. Please end your gene pool.

My Interests

Drawing, gothic/industrial stuff, sculpting, tattooing, piercings, poetry, photography, writing, Porn, stand-up comedy, life, erotica, philosophy, sex and friendship and America's innate fear of it. Lately politics and why we keep these liars in office.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone on my list, if I havent already.Living fucking people! I dont care about famous dead people. I can't meet them, so they dont go up here. Maybe in the "My Heroes" section. People with a sense of self. People who dont need someone to think for them. People who question their gods, their leadership, their own hearts. But have time to sit with each other and come up with answers. I have met my future wife.Women with no gag reflex. Lots of people who arent hung up by things like jealousy, possessiveness, and monagomy. Hookers, pornstars, polyamorous lovers, people who think the government needs to get the hell out of our lives and personal business. People against religious ethics permiating our governmental body. Seperation of church and state people! People who think things like gambling, prostitution and naturally grown drugs should be legal. People who know there arent any alien abductions, ghosts, or gods watching us. And that it is all wishful thinking of people too bored with their own lives. People who have accepted the fact that Oswald shot Kennedy, Marilyn killed herself because she was getting old, and that Elvis is dead. Oh and do me a favor. If you're wanting to add me, send me a goddamn message first! I especially want to meet Dick Cheney, I want to see what pure evil looks like in person.

Music:

punk, goth, industrial, hard rock, basically anything that isnt country. I really enjoy a good mix of a lot of different sounds. Anything hard and angry or edgy. Siouxsie, The Dresden Dolls, Amanda Palmer, Zombie, Disturbed, DK, Suicidal Tendencies, Social D., Nitzer Ebb, Front 242, KMFDM. And a whole lot more. ..

Movies:

LOTR trilogy, The Keep, X-Men, Empire Strikes Back (The ONLY good one), Raising Arizona, Legend, The Shining, The Deer Hunter, Apocolypse Now, Excalibur, The Name of the Rose, Toxic Avenger, and so many others.

Television:

Family Guy, Farscape, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Monk, Lost, Venture Brothers, Invader Zim, Penn and Teller's:Bullshit!, Doctor Who, Dexter, House, Black Adder, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Fawlty Towers, Supernatural, American Dad, The Oblongs.

Books:

Poe, Hawthorne, many others, nobody modern. Stephen King is the Big Mac and fries of the literary world. Anne Rice is a pedophile(if not in deed, in her thoughts). I like poets a lot. T.S. Eliot, Poe (of course), Edward Blake...

Heroes:

My Grandfather and my Grandmother. My great uncles. My great great uncle Benjamin Siegel. Emery Wolf, a man who did it all in his life. I aspire to be as multifaceted. My sister Sarah. The gay men and lesbian women of the armed forces who die fighting for a country that hates them. Henry Rollins, Bill Hicks, Socrates, Martin Luther King jr.,Trotsky(sp), Churchill, Socrates, Henry II, Eleanor of Aquataine. .. .. .. ..>

My Blog

Sarah Palin is a fucking moron.

Isnt it interesting how she dodges questions? Isnt it interesting how they "dumbed" down the debate she did "much better than expected" at? Thats our criteria for a vice-presdient? That they can do be...
Posted by Satyr boy on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:26:00 PST

United Health Care is a CROCK OF SHIT

Okay gentle readers here is the scoop. I am tired or hearing all the left wing, socialist, pinko, commie, eco-nazi punks talk all this crap about how united health care would benifit us as a nation. A...
Posted by Satyr boy on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:16:00 PST

Some thoughts about jizz

Ever shot a load that you lost track of? Ever find it later? Ever shot yourself in the face while jerking to your favorite pornstar? Ever shot her in the mouth and she returns the favor with a kiss? W...
Posted by Satyr boy on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 09:23:00 PST

White power! Ugh....

I had to mention this. I was getting off the train, it was late. About 11pm or so. And these two people are walking by me getting on the train moving southbound. The couple were in their mid-thirties....
Posted by Satyr boy on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:35:00 PST

I was thinking

Slash and I have been together for 6 years. 6 years. Jesus. I am tired. She's all right I guess. I am a lot to handle myself I imagine, but I dont have to put up with me, so I dont care how annoying I...
Posted by Satyr boy on Sun, 21 Sep 2008 07:18:00 PST

some thoughts

If I were a jewish appliance repairman and a german customer asks me to come fix their oven, I'd be slightly unnerved. I thought of this at lunch today. I can imagine the conversation, "Excuse me, vou...
Posted by Satyr boy on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 08:51:00 PST

the worlds dumbest men.

I met two very stupid men this last week. Two seperate morons, unrelated as near as I can tell. And on seperate days of the week. The issue was at my job. Where in case you didnt know, I work at Home ...
Posted by Satyr boy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 06:05:00 PST

Motherfucker

I havent posted in a while gentle readers and I apologize for that. Been busy with the comic and schtuff. We might have found a publisher and I am hoping you all will be ordering your very own copy. S...
Posted by Satyr boy on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 05:52:00 PST

Citizen of the world

I long for a time when we can say,"I am a citizen of the world." No borders, no boundries, no limits. I see walls and think, "Whose the prisoner?" I see flags and think, "Why die for this flapping bit...
Posted by Satyr boy on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:00:00 PST

Name a star after someone!

I was listening to the radio and it had a thing on it for Father's day. It said,"Name a star after your dad!" How nice, how quaint, WHAT A SCAM!$54 to name a star that A. He wont ever be able to find ...
Posted by Satyr boy on Tue, 27 May 2008 09:13:00 PST