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About Me


how to summarise...
good man, kind, caring, sexy
i'd like to think so
I am a digital publisher currently earning my degree in Math and my teaching certificate for same. I will, within the next few years, be a teacher of math (and eventually English, as well) to high school students. Along with two of the best people I have ever known, I co-host a poetry slam every monday night at XandO in Charles Village. SLAMicide is one of Baltimore's longest-running poetry events, and has contributed to the Baltimore/ Washington National Poetry Slam Team since it began in 2000.
Though I was very active in band and theatre in high school, music and acting have taken the roles of hobbies since I moved back to Baltimore in 1999. After one semester at Goucher College , grades and a lack of desire made acquaintence. Since returning to school in the fall of 2003, I have maintained high marks and achievements, earning a place in the Honors Program, Phi Theta Kappa, and the College Senate. I am now a student at McDaniel College in Westminster, MD, where I am majoring in Mathematics and minoring in Secondary Education. The commute is a bitch, but the school is wonderful and altogether worth everything.
I recently moved back home to Timonium to live with my parents and younger sister so I may work towards purchasing my own house within the next few years. I plan to stay here in the Baltimore area. I love this city for her natural opulences and her potential to do and be so much more. I believe that someday I will have a daughter and I will be the best father, daddy, and role-model the world has ever known. Until then, I am content with the love and support I am shown daily by my dog, Boris Yeltsin Karloff Pasternak Schein and my two cats, Giuliette and Natasia.
I do have a LiveJournal , but it's pretty redundant with myBlog, but hey...
Oh, and please check out my (still) very-much-under-construction (as most things are) website: granmadave.com ! I've got a ton of photographs posted there, along with some of my poetry. I am in the process of adding more poetry, and expanding the photo pages. I also have audio/ video clips. If you like what you see and hear, please purchase one or more (they make great gifts...)!
I think, when I do someday find a woman with whom to settle down, I want Milla Jovovich to lead a klezmer band at my wedding.
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My Interests

Writing, especially poetry. I like fixing things, preferably mechanical things like cars, or electronic things like computers and guitars. From time to time, I dabble in acting, and recently, I have thrown myself into the extremely time-consuming, but rewarding, world of color photography. I love all of my old cars, Menolly, Zoe, Emily, and most recently, Luceille. I love my current car, Margaret a.k.a. Madge. I also love your mom.
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I'd like to meet:

i am looking for
a friend, lover, child, mother
with whom to share dreams
I am attracted to people with passion. In the past this has drawn me to people with histrionic personalities, but that is no longer what I want in my life. I am looking for friends that are fun, intelligent, and self-sufficient.In my dating life, I want a woman who can lift her end of a couch, but is still soft to the touch. I appreciate and desire honesty, though I am sometimes a hypocrite. I want mutual respect, desire, and intentions. I want to be missed when I am gone and wanted when I am not.
I'd like to meet Bea Arthur, Rachel Leigh Cook, Irv Gordon and his 1966 P-1800, J. Alfred Prufrock, Valerie Eliot, Vivien Haigh-Wood, The Rev, and your mom.
I'd also like to meat people Hu are good with homopohones, support gay marriage, are anti-abortion and pro-choice (it's not a contradiction), believe in the beauty and beacon of hope and honor this country should be and can once again be, enjoy scrabble and white wine in the park, will laugh at my jokes (just the funny ones), and know the proper meaning and application of the term "alibi."
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Music:

Mixydes, featuring everything... well... almost. I'm not much on Country/ Western, Polka, rap, or gospel, but I'm pretty open minded... I think.
My most recent cds are: 14 July - Deftones "Saturday Night Wrist" 14 July - Deftones "B-Sides and Rarities CD/DVD"
"Saturday Night Wrist" feels to me like a return to the mid-land between "Around the Fur" and "White Pony." It retains the aggression of "Fur" while also maintaining the sonic sophistication of "White Pony." It's an excellent selection from this group, especially after the let-down of their eponymous fourth record. I am very pleased by this album, enjoying almost everything about it."B-Sides and Rarities" is a magnificent collection of tracks we've come to know and love, but only through the magic of P2P and friends. Since the release of this two-disc set, we're now able to listen to the wonderful covers, like "Sinatra," "Simple Kind of Man," "The Chauffeur," and "Ordinary Love," while enjoying alternative versions of songs like "Change," "Be Quiet and Drive," "Teenager," and "Digital Bath." The DVD features all of their music videos up to that point, which only adds to the beauty of the collection. The mastery of visual presentation provided by the band is consistent and dates back to their earliest releases, making this collection essential to any collection.
If "beer is proof god loves us and wants us to be happy," "Yellow" by Coldplay is proof god's pissed at us for something.
I'm a big fan of my (((XM))), especially Fred, Ethel, and Lucy. Lately, I've been listening to a lot of Fungus53 (the punk rock station) and The Verge (the 'new and emerging artists' station). I have realised I fucking hate the Sex Pistols' and X-Ray Specs' music, but I am in awe of their influence. Tim Armstrong's new song "Into Action" sucks my ass. Lars Frederickson's show, "Rancid Radio" is fucking amazing and is truly among the essential listening for any young punk, as the background he gives to every song he plays is wonderful. "Hee-Haw Hell" is also a truly wonderful show; sadly, I rarely get to catch it. Punk-a-billy is a beautiful genre. We need more of it.
I also listen to a shitload of NPR (WYPR and WAMU) on my drives to and from campus and while I'm at work. Diane Rehm, Mark Steiner, Talk of the Nation, Prarie Home Companion, Car Talk, and Jazz with Andy Beanstalk are all good things. I'm fucking salty when assfacedmotherfuckers interrupt my fucking news briefings, though. I almost stabbed the dude across the hall when he came in at 1601 yesterday.
My ex-girlfriend, Sarah, still has my Social Distortion "Live at the Roxy" CD and my Guns 'n' Roses "Greatest Hits" CD (and my Ms. Pac Man for SNES cartridge). If you see her, ask her if she's found them yet... it's been almost three years... and she just de-friended me on friendster. Word. Support this kick-ass band

Movies:

"Girl, Interrupted," "Better than Chocolate," "Edward Scissorhands," "Labyrinth," "The Princess Bride," "Alien" (all four, though the special editions/ directors' cuts are better than the studio releases), "Star Wars" (all 6... well, mostly just episodes 4, 5, & 6 because 1, 2, and 3 suck my taint), "Star Trek" (all 10), "Space Balls," "Memento," "Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle," "Shaun of the Dead," "Dummy," "Little Miss Sunshine," "Harold and Maude,"
and, of course, "Meanderthals"

Television:

The Science Channel, TLC, Discovery, History, Cartoon Network, TheN, Comedy Central, CNN, TechTV, GSN. "Family Guy," "Celebrity Poker Showdown," "Law and Order" (the original series, as well as SVU and CI), "Cowboy Bebop" (all 26 sessions), "Modern Marvels," "Understanding," "Iron Chef" (the original is WAAAAY better than ICA, but they're both enjoyable), "Mail Call," your mom, and the DVD logo when I am listening to a cd.
"Drawn Together" is the best show EVER in the entire history of television history, but "Boondocks" is a terribly close second with "The Sarah Silverman Program" nipping on Riley's heels.

Books:

"A Natural History of Rape: Biological Bases of Sexual Coercion", "Imzadi", "Naked Poetry", "Naked Lunch", "Girl, Interrupted", "Demian", "Bhagavad Gita", "Life, Concentrate", "Otis and Other Issues", "A Perfect 30", "A Lovely Treason," "Chris August Presents Five Fundamental Flaws and a Few Assorted Virtues," "A Modest Proposal," "Candide,"
and currently, in addition to my school work, I am slowly working my way through Roger Penrose's "The Road to Reality: A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe." This shit's thick (1200+ pages) and heavy (it starts at Plato and Euclid and takes us through Quantum Theory and M-Theory on to what we're going to be tackling in the decades to come). I highly recommend this, if you can stomache it.

Heroes:

My Mom, My Grandmom, My Self... oh, and YourMom.

My Blog

05 May 08 - SLAMicide Finals

Monday, May 5:2004 National Poetry Slam Champion SONYA RENEE!!!And . . .BALTIMORE SLAM TEAM FINALS!!!It's our fundraiser, so bring YOUR MOM and maybe your dad too . . .Cover: $10 (Cause it's our fundr...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Thu, 01 May 2008 07:10:00 PST

Letter to Rep. Ruppersberger; re: FISA

Greetings, Representative Ruppersberger, I am writing today to urge the House of Representatives to revisit FISA and to do so in a manner consistent with the constitution and with common sense. Two it...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

Glory O :Fund Rasier benefitting the YRF

Hosted By: Linda BernsteinWhen: Friday Mar 07, 2008 at 8:30 PMWhere: Mick O' Shea's Irish Pub328 N. Charles St.Baltimore, Maryland|21 21201United StatesDescription:Linda Bernstein Click Here To View E...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:00:00 PST

WORD War I

The event is on April 18th @ The 5 Seasons. Starts at 8:00pm.The cash pot moved to $700 cash. Lamar Hill added $150.00The event is called WORD war 1. Judges: Taalam Acey, Olu Butterfly Woods, Lamar Hi...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:21:00 PST

4 months

s'okay- today is the 14th of December 2007.  That means today... is.... 1 month before my 27th birthday (i'll be featuring at SLAMicide and releasing a new CD / ChapBook 4 years of not smoking ci...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 08:47:00 PST

Sweet Zombie Jesus

So... many of us have heard the loveable voice of the Professor from Futurama saying the above quotation... but it occurs to me that Jesus was more likely a Vampire... but, like... a Day-Walker Dig it...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 04:31:00 PST

SLAMicide at SLAINTE - 3 December 2007!

SLAMicide at SLAINTE - 3 December 2007!!! That's right, bitches!  We'll be throwing down at SLAINTE for the next three Mondays at 7:30- but you'll wanna be there by 7 so we can get started on tim...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST

XandO Baltimore Closing- SLAMicide needs a home!!

Hello my dear SLAMicide fans and followers! This is gran with an important announcement: Last night after the Slam (which you hopefully attended), we were informed that X and O Coffee/ Bar in Baltimor...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST

quasi-vision-quest - part 1

so... i tried to write this the other night from a bar in Little Rock, but my dinner came, I shut the lid to the laptop, and... couldn't open it back up. yep- that's right- the fucking locking mechani...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 01:50:00 PST

chris and gran in the land of cheese, pt. 2- mosaic debrief

so, the show last night went well.  it was at a cool little piano bar called The Mosaic (www.myspace.com/mosaicbar) and hosted, typically, by a cool chick named "Darlin' Nikki."  She wasn't ...
Posted by www.slamicide.com on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST