chris 2

I am the manifestation of Chris August's long-harbored desire to fill the world with people just like him. I began as a glint in his demented imagination one day when he lovingly encounter his hand in an abandoned gas station booth. I lived in a turkey baster for a while, and don't really remeber anything else until I was purchased from the black market of a Vancouver thrift store. But let it not be forgotten that I come from Chris August. So start with Chris August, make him shorter, softer and more portable. Then retain his knowledge and observation, but take away his ability to speak. And this is why I'm already more popular than he is.