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Linda

I know that I have stumbled, and I know I've not been sharp...but for you, I've persued nothing.

About Me


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Well, I grew up in Joisey near Cherry Hill and Philly (Delran, to be exact). I still consider myself to be a "Jersey girl", and I get excited when I see Jersey mentioned or used as a setting in movies. I like to blurt out fun facts like, "Hey, have you ever seen Harold & Kumar go to White Castle? Well, that's the White Castle I used to go to, and I got food poisoning from there and threw up in that parking lot!!" (True Story) I went to school in Towson, MD and I've been in the Baltimore area ever since. I would give the whole "I like long walks on the beach" speech, but I fucking hate sand. It gets in your bathing suit and makes you feel all dirty.
I work for the Baltimore City Paper which is cool and not at the same time. The perks are nice as hell...free concerts, free movies...but the actual job is like a glorified gopher. FEEL THE FUN!!!
I read too much into everything and over-analyze everything. This means that I will find a far deeper meaning when you say "hello" to me than anyone ever will in your life. It's a particularly stellar quality of mine. (*snort*)
I get cabin fever very easily, and although I have a tendency to "stay in" many nights, it'll all build up and then I'll be out late for nights in a row...then it's back to the usual sitting in front of the television. I'm often bitter that as I get older, my will to get all dressed up to go out grows fainter. I'm working on that.
I wear far too much makeup when I go out, and I have a SEVERE fetish/weakness for drag queens.
Oh yeah, and the movie Lolita turns me on.
I have a Flickr account since I have a tendency to take far too many pictures. Once my free limit ran out there, I also got a Fotki account. Yes. I'm addicted. Chances are that when you meet me, I'll have a camera in my purse and I'll use it to abuse your image.
If you want to know anything else, just ask me. I hate typing up these damn things.
I was a wrassler once...
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My Interests

Let's see...I like comics (Tank Girl, Johnny, Gloom Cookie, etc.), crazy bright and elaborate make-up, dancing, fake hair, BIG boots, BIG hair, synthpop music (De-Vision, Iris, VNV, etc.), punk (Dead Milkmen, Propaghandi, Op Ivy, etc.), getting all gussied up...let's see...what else...Oh! and a good diner. (Dynasty in NJ, Towson Diner in MD.), the 50's, pin-up girls, anything 80's (music, clothes, etc.), gals that know how to look classy sexy not slutty sexy, trannies, drag queens, Irish punk music, bouncing around either to music or to nothing at all, having "girl time" with my ladies, having "boy time" with my boy friends, having "us time" with Timm, having "me" time with...well...me., etc etc etc.

CELEBRITY CRUSHES

Jeremy Irons (Purrrr......)

Slash (Yesterday, today and tomorrow..)

I'd like to meet:

Just looking for friends. I'm already married, but it would be cool to meet people to just hang out with in the area or even in the Philly area. I come "home" to NJ once in a blue moon and it's always cool meeting new people. Guys or Gals. Actually, I'm going to be a little sexist here...I need some more girlie girls to hang out with!! I need some gals who like to fiddle around with makeup and hair and play dress up and go to drag queen bingo with me!! Chances are that if you ask to add me as a friend and I don't know you, and you already have thousands of friends, I won't add you. Call me a bitch, but that's just the way it is.

**HERE'S A NEW ADDITION: If you cannot spell or use punctuation, please do not message me. Yes, I'm a snob. If your message looks anything like the following: "ur really cool i like yr hair u shud ad me bcuz i rool", just don't bother. Thank you.

Again, I'm not looking for sex, nookie, or anything like that. I already have a hot-ass husband for that.

Yeah, he's hot.

I *heart* Bombs Over Betty! I had my first shoot with them in March 2007. Check out my pictures for the results of the shoot.

Music:

Horrorpops!!, Nekromantix, VNV, Dashboard Confessional, Op Ivy, Propaghandi, Bad Religion, Rasputina, Blondie, Cruxshadows, Dead Milkmen, Gin Blossoms, Iris, De/Vision, Bon Jovi, Poison, GNR, Velvet Revolver, And One, anything 80's, Lords of Acid, Cyndi Lauper, Benny Benassi, Cosmicity, Wolfsheim, The Tossers, Flogging Molly (or ANY Irish punk, for that matter), Blondie, Sex Pistols, The Pogues...there's about a billion more, but again, I hate typing these things. If you really want to know, ask. I'll be more than happy to continue boring the shite out of you. :)

Movies:

Nowhere (Actually, ANYTHING by Gregg Araki), Cecil B. Demented, Lolita (the 90's version with Jeremy Irons), Secretary, Waiting for Guffman, Neverending Story, Spinal Tap, The Cell, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, Jawbreaker, SLC Punk, The Sweetest Thing, Eternal Sunshine, Joe Dirt, Rejected, Saved!, Butterfly Effect, Kill Bill: Vol. 1, Cry-baby, Peggy Sue got Married, Antitrust, Josie and the Pussycats, Doom Generation, Party Monster, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Pi, Donnie Darko, Bring it On, Teen Witch, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, The Ring, Serial Mom, One Crazy Summer, Better off Dead, Say Anything, Weird Science, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, For Keeps, Zoolander, Dumb and Dumber, Strangeland, Dangerous Liasons, Pump up the Volume, Die Hard with a Vengence, Hideaway, Romy & Michelle's High School Reunion, Tank Girl, Rules of Attraction

Television:

I don't watch a whole lot of TV, but my favorite shows used to be (and I guess still are) "My So-Called Life" and "Sex and the City". I have the entire series of both on DVD...yes, I'm a tool...but I'm a cool tool.

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palhniuck, Less than Zero, Wifey (*giggle*), Memoirs of a Geisha, and Me Talk Pretty One Day.

Heroes:

Anne Frank And Hedwig...
And Alexis Arquette...

My Blog

Picture Pages!

I know that there are so many of you that I abuse with my picture posts on a daily basis on LJ, but I'm thinking that this whole My Space thing is a completely un-tapped resource on my part to have a ...
Posted by Linda on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:03:00 PST

2006: My Year in Review

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?Got married, traveled to a tropical location, wrassled in cranberry sauce, watched people mosh to "O Come all Ye Faithful", became friends with ...
Posted by Linda on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

Good god, I'm a sap.

I just have to say this:I LOVE MY FRIENDS.You guys all seriously rock, and mean so much to me.  I'm in a sappy kind of mood.I could make this entry go on for years...but I think this is enough to...
Posted by Linda on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 02:09:00 PST

Killing time...

1. How tall are you barefoot?5' 1" (at least that's what the doctor told me...I still argue that I'm only 5' even)2. Have you ever been cheated on?heh  That's the understatement of the year. 3. D...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:01:00 PST

A fabulous weekend...

This weekend was wonderful and surreal and awakening and...well...just so many different things.  On Saturday afternoon, Miss Jamie and I went window-shopping.  We started off in Fells and ...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST

You kissed me like you meant it...

1. whats your name spelt backwards?ADNIL 2. What did you do last night?Came home from Tim's parents' house in Germantown, ate some leftover potato salad, went to bed ridiculously early.  I'm a wi...
Posted by Linda on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 12:08:00 PST

Unfit for LJ?

As I'm sure the readers of my Live Journal are tired of my incessant bitching, I figured that I'd start a whole new crew of people who are tired of my incessant bitching right here.  And what bet...
Posted by Linda on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:01:00 PST

Vacation, all I ever wanted...

At this point, I'm beyond wired.  In about 7 hours, I will be on the road with three very lovely ladies on my way down the shore, to Ocean City, MD.  AND there's another lovely lady joining ...
Posted by Linda on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:28:00 PST

Horrorpops pictures....and more fun! Whee!

Ladies and gentlemen...Boys and girls... I am determined to take a better outlook on today that I've been doing in the past.  I don't know what brought me so "down" yesterday, but damn, it hit me...
Posted by Linda on Tue, 02 May 2006 06:48:00 PST

Wanna know about me?

I'm sure you do...sparky.   TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:LindaBirthday:Oct. 15, 1980 (And yes, I love presents..gimme.)Birthplace:Philly, PACurrent Location:Baltimore, MDEye Color:Grey...
Posted by Linda on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 05:40:00 PST