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It's been so long since I kissed your lips...

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About Me



**WHO DAT IS???**

"I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body. I want a perfect soul. I want you to notice when I'm not around. You're so fucking special. I wish I was special. But I'm a creep. I'm a weirdo. What the hell I'm doing here? I don't belong here"....

* I was born here, so don't tell me that you can hardly hear my Asian accent... cause I don't have one buttheads!

* I do NOT eat dogs!!!!

* I hate when people don't know the difference between simple grammar/spelling... (where, were, they're, their, there, its, it's, to, too, your, you're, etc.)

* I hate the "P" word for girls!

* I am as embarrassing as "they" come!

* I am EXTREMELY capable of peeing ma pants!

* I like changing the ending to words, by adding an "O".... because it makes everything sound either cuter or more intense!

* I can out-talk you any day!

* Chances are, I can probably burp louder than you!

* My dog is cooler than yours!

* I spit when I talk and I am the messiest eater alive!

* I think all beer tastes like pee pee, but I love orange flavored Vodka and cranberry juice (Absolut Mandarin, Stoli-O)!

* I am a texting whore, and a very very frequent drunk dialer!

* I am a tom-boy and I can hang just like the rest of them, but I am completely retarded around a boy I like!

* I am the bestest BFF in town, but I am SO fookin "obsequious".... that it makes me wanna vomit!

* I'm a stubborn ass bitch, and I hate being wrong!

* I will basically destroy you in Tetris!

* I like learning new things and I use Dictionary.com way too much!!!

* No... I do NOT have a gallbladder!!!

My Interests

Top Boys I wanna marry (in no order): Jimmy Fallon, Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Hugh Jackman, Michael Vartan, Joshua Jackson, Mr. Big, Tony Almeida, Keiffer Sutherland, Buster Bluth, GOB, Jonah Hill, George O'Malley, Jess Mariano, Mark Ruffalo, Miguel Tejada, Michael Ian Black, Dan Conner from Roseanne....

Top Girlys I would do if I were a Lesbie-friend: Kat Von D!!!, Katherine Heigl, Sara Ramirez, Drew Barrymore, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Gwen Stefani, Natalie Portman, Famke Janssen

I'd like to meet:

A nice guy with a gallbladder.....

"My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me. So wont you kill me".....

Music:

The 5 Maseratis, The Pietasters, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Zombies, Bjork, Elvis Costello, The Beach Boys, Johnny Cash, The Cars, Men At Work, Jurassic 5, Bob Marley, Otis Redding, The Supremes, Queen, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers (shutup jorge), Dead Milkmen, The Clash, Cake, Flogging Molly, Blondie, Theme song to "Jurassic park", Weezer, DHC, LTJ, MMB, RHCP, Aimee Mann, Eminem, Rancid, Ramones, Green Day, The Cranberries, just about ALL 80's music, Sir Han Ser Han, The Stabones, The Shakedowns, Thee Lexington Arrows, Jesse E. String, The Decepticonz, and a ton of guilty pleasures that I WON'T mention (shut up nicky and joey!!!)

Movies:

Superbad!, Little Miss Sunshine!, Reality Bites, The Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, Borat, The Way Home, The Notebook, Never Been Kissed, Truth About Cats and Dogs, Ever After, Love Actually, Kill Bill (volume 1 and 2), The Sweetest Thing, Bottle Rocket, Lost in Translation, The Royal Tenenbaums, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, American History X, Memento, X-men's, Sixteen Candles, Teen Witch, Edward Scissorhands, Shanghai noon, Shanghai knights, Rush hour (1 and 2), Footloose, Dirty Dancing, The Breakfast Club, The Sound Of Music, Mighty Ducks (1,2, and 3), Free Willy, Spiderman (1 and 2), Ghostbusters (1 and 2), The Goonies, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Stand By Me, Back to the Future (1,2, and 3), Joe Vs. the Volcano, 8 Mile, Frequency, all the Rocky's, Monster's Inc, Aladdin, The Little Mermaid, The Lion King, Karate Kid (all of them-yes,even the one with Hillary Swank!), Hackers, Grease, Garden State, The Lost Boys, What Dreams May Come, Primal Fear, Zoolander, Jaws 4, Molly's Pilgrim, Bridget Jones's Diary(1 and 2), Old School, 40 Year Old Virgin, Stranger Than Fiction, 5th Element, A Walk In The Clouds, A Walk To Remember, A Perfect World, High Fidelity, Mean Girls, Speed, etc....

Television:

LOST!!!! Heroes!! 24!!! Arrested Development!! Sex and the City!!Grey's Anatomy!!The Office!! Gilmore Girls!! The Wire!! America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, LA Ink, Beauty and the Geek, Top Chef, Baywatch, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader, Sarah Silverman Program, Freaks and Geeks, Queer eye for the straight guy, Dawson's creek, Felicity, Futurama, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Pinky and the Brain, The Real World, MTV Inferno/Gauntlet challenge thingys, Friends, Conan O'Brien, The Ellen show, Seinfeld, Boy Meets World, Grounded For Life, Full House, Roseanne, The Cosby show (the older ones), Saved by the Bell (the older ones), Beverly Hills 90210, and all of those super cheesy reality shows on vh1 and mtv like date my mom or made (especially when they involve gay guys.. cause they are just so darn cute and funny), Baby Sitter's Club and anything with Barry Bostwick!!!!

Books:

Us Weekly!!!, For One More Day, Chicken soup for the soul books, He's just not that into you, Amelia Bedelia books, Ramona Quimby books, any books on Pugs.

Heroes:

John Lennon and Yoshi (Yes that green dinasaur thingy from Nintendo) cause even though he has a big nose and big butt, everyone still thinks he is cute.... Well that and... I mean come on... Everyone wants to ride him!!!!!

My Blog

8/31: Get a haircut and get a real job!!!!!

       I DID IT BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!!  After almost a year and 1/2...... JENNY CHUNG GOT A JOB AGAIN!!!!  I was so scurred to get back out there and work again, b...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 01:34:00 PST

8/23: The 10 Things I HATE about You!!!

1)  I hate that you're a quitter, and that you're afraid to succeed~ 2)  I hate your past choices, and the life that you lead! 3)  I hate that you don't look like the HOT Kat Von D~ 4)&...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:30:00 PST

8/5: Why must I be so GAY???!!!

       I am at home watching my 3rd Jackie Chan movie (yes, in a row!)... and I am bored and gay as all hell!  SO.....        I have de...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 07:12:00 PST

7/25: 6... Here I go, here I go, here I go again....

       Hey kids... ok, so I know it's been 8 million years since I updated on any of my "weekly"  boy/girl/sex/stat- writings, so I just wanted to say that I will have to get ...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 12:17:00 PST

(If ya don't know me:) STOP trying to befriend me!!!! I am really a BITCH! READ ME FIRST.....

Ok, So this lovely sweet ol' blog is gonna be short and simple.....If you DON'T know me, then STOP FUCKING "Friend Requesting" and/or E-mailing me!!!!!!!  I am a super duper mean and scary p...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 12:00:00 PST

6/28: So just how much does length really matter?????

Have NO worries... your eyes are NOT playing mind tricks on you!  This is a new blog, yes... but it all may sound very familiar to you kiddies.....But it's that time of year again where Miss Jenn...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:50:00 PST

6/20: Nothing? Nothing, Tra la la....

       Ok, so I know that I am about to expose myself to be the huge horrible butthole that I am, but......  I have to quickly swallow my super cute pride, and take a very sho...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

6/18: Ok, I tell you eberyting...he looka like a man....

       WOW, I SO Asian!!!  I mean... really Asian!  Why the F didn't anyone tell me this????  I mean, I'm not in complete denial here.....  I know that I am tec...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

6/1/07: What am I gonna do with me, I blew the opportunity...

This is the story of some poor girl who must have Downs... Unfortunately, all the events are sad but oh so true......Once Upon a time, there lived this little Asian girl~And for the sake of ...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:12:00 PST

5/18: Another head hangs lowly, child is slowly taken.....

      On May 14th, a great guy passed away.....  For about a year and a half now, this boy had been battling Hodgkin's Disease.  I won't get into details, but I wil...
Posted by It's been so long since I kissed your lips... on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:56:00 PST