David Bowie aka Ziggy Stardust

About Me

I am the greatest singer alive. I was friends with cool people like Lou Reed, John Lennon and Mick Jagger. But then Lou Reed got old, John Lennon died, and I found out about the song Mick Jagger wrote about my ex-wife. I like long walks on the beach, especially with hott chinese girls. I enjoyed the movie Brokeback Mountain, but Iman thought Heath Ledger was too gay in it. I dance in the streets in my free time. I always go through cha cha changes.
one day when I was around 14 I woke up from a haze and i felt like I opened my eyes for the first time. It was my first time playing any instrument on a stage (i was in a school band and i was the sax) and i was amazed. I knew this was my life. Then I was blinded agian from this kid punching my eye so they doctor gave me surgery to correct it. My eyes are two different colors because of that. But I couldn't really see ahead in life anymore until I saw the Rolling Stones for the first time. Especailly Mick. This wasn't your little schoolboy crush. THIS WAS MICK JAGGER! I got up front, and was amazed at this young man's singing. He inspired me to never give up, and keep on going forth with my career (and we also had some great times dancing in the street), and look where I am today, right here on myspace, whoring myself, because Iman is at the store, and jacking off isn't fun anymore. AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS MY LIFE.
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My Interests

~Watching movies about gay cowboys
~Sleeping with my wife plus other people
~Dancing In the street with Mick Jagger
~Watching myself go through cha cha cha changes during the years
~My wife, Iman
~Major Tom
~Ziggy Stardust Playing Guitar
~ You (gay cowboy)
~Music by the Rolling stones and John Lennon
~i Cant Believe Elton John's gay i always thought he was flirtting with my Wife
~anal
~foreplay
~playgirl TV
~Mick Jagger's BIG LIPS
~Making fun of Elton John for stealing my starman song
~Telling John that I'm only Dancing
~Waiting for a starman in the sky
~licking the bottom of mick jagger's feet
~pretending to be my wife by dressing in her clothing when she is out at the store
~going "fishing" with an old friend :wink wink:(you know who you are)
~going makeup shopping
~Mick Jagger's wife
~Movies that contain prolonged nudity
~horny toads
~baking cake for fat old smelly elton john
~making my wife give me anal with a strap on
~anal beads
~makeup all over my face
~sticking carrots up mick jaggers ass and then watching my wife eat them
~fisting my own anal cavity
~secretly jerking off to elton john concerts
~wearing only an apron and makeup to dust my house
~crossdressing in mickjaggers mothers clothing
~fornication
~mastrabation
~my wifes underwear
~stuffing my pants with a fake package
~yelling "dance magic dance" in the middle of an elton john concert during a silence
~teaching my children how to beat up elton john

I'd like to meet:

Heath Ledger

Mick Jagger tonight.

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Music:

I'm Afraid of Americans

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1. David Bowie (1967)
2. Space Oddity (1969, the 1972 reissue charted at UK ..17, US ..16)
3. The Man Who Sold the World (1970, the 1972 reissue charted at UK ..26)
4. Hunky Dory (1971, US ..93, the 1972 reissue charted at UK ..3)
5. The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars (1972, UK ..5, US ..75)
6. Aladdin Sane (1973, UK ..1, US ..17)
7. Pin Ups (1973, UK ..1, US ..23)
8. Diamond Dogs (1974, UK ..1, US ..5)
9. Young Americans (1975, UK ..1, US ..9)
10. Station to Station (1976, UK ..5, US ..3)
11. Low (1977, UK ..2, US ..11)
12. "Heroes" (1977, UK ..3, US ..35)
13. Lodger (1979, UK ..4, US ..20)
14. Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) (1980, UK ..1 US ..12)
15. Let's Dance (1983, UK ..1, US ..1)
16. Tonight (1984, UK ..1, US ..11)
17. Never Let Me Down (1987, UK ..6, US ..34)
18. Black Tie White Noise (1993, UK ..1, US ..39)
19. The Buddha of Suburbia (1993, UK ..87)
20. 1.OUTSIDE (1995, UK ..8, US ..21)
21. Earthling (1997, UK ..6, US ..39)
22. 'hours...' (1999, UK ..5, US ..47)
23. Heathen (2002, UK ..5, US ..14)
24. Reality (2003, UK ..3, US ..29)

Movies:

Brokeback Mountain
The Man who fell to earth (that was fun to act in!)
The Labyrith (yes my package was real)
Anything with NAKED MEN

Television:

*Will and Grace
*Queer Eye for the straight guy
*The L word
*American Idol (caused i am the American Idol, Idolize me!)
*The Ellen Degenerous Show
*Spongebob Squarepants (He's not gay, he likes girls too!)
*David Bowie Music Videos
*Rolling Stones music Videos
*Straight eye for the Bi guy(haha thats not a show but it should be cuz i would go on it.)
*Queer as Folk
*The Dick Van Dyke Show
*Rescue me
*Wife Swap (sometimes iwish i could switch with mick jaggers wife)
*The Simpsons
*The Family Feud (im gunna go on that show and compete against mick jagger and his family hehe imsoo gunna win)
*Parental Control (Cause i wanna tell my son to date micks daughter)
*Made (i wanna be made into a space invader)
*That 70's show ( Cocaine!!)
*I love the 80's (80's rock)
*Saterday Night Live ( its fun watching them make fun of stupid elton john)
*The show that elton john wants to make ( because ill laugh at his fat ass)

Books:

~The Dick-tionary
~ that book my ex wrote about me (backstage pass or whatever)
~ playboy
~playgirl
~ kinky stuff

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Heroes:

Mick Jagger is my best friend and he was always there to be a shoulder to cry on when angie kicked me out of the house so she could sleep with random people. Mick thanks.
IMAN your the love of my life. i never knew what love was till i made my first million...... i mean, met you....
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