My interests involve learning any nasty stanky shit that only an experienced mom can bring. You know what Im talking about ... getting your back broke, wakin up the next morning with a stap on in your butt, a fist in her puss and no idea what happened the night before... now thats some crazy shit!
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All I listen to is the sweet sound of my balls slappin against your moms chin!
I like all those porns your mom's been in ... especially Back Door Sluts 9... i didn't know a watermelon could fit there!
Screw television... I just watch those tapes of me and your mom while I bust off a few nuckle rockets.
That one slutty magazine that your mom posed for.. what was it .. Freaky Moms Fuck Your Bestfriend.. i guess i should remember ... that was my wad she was gargling in her centerfold
Your mom for havin that awesome idea of putting the revolving door to her bedroom. That gives me a couple extra pumps before your dad gets home.