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Natasha Rochford

Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street

About Me


I LOVE AIVARS..... HE SHOULD MOVE TO LONDON WITH ME.--- I AM A MEMBER OF THE HOFF RELIGION... THE HOFF RULES...I LOVE THE HOFF--- I AM A PROPER BLOND DIZZY ESSEX GIRL--- I HAVE 32DD BOOBS THAT ARE NOT PLASTIC--- I WALK INTO THINGS AND PEOPLE ALL THE TIME--- I'M THE REAL LIFE VERSION OF CASSIE FROM SKINS ACCORDING TO THE GUYS FROM WORK (I'LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT AS I'VE NEVER SEEN IT)--- MY PRINCESS TUSCA IS THE FELINE EQUIVALENT OF ME. EVERYONE THAT MEETS HER SAYS SHE HAS MY EXACT PERSONALITY COS SHE LOVES WINDING PEOPLE UP --- I LOVE HED KANDI (REALLY LOVE IT) --- ROGER SANCHEZ IS AMAZING, PROBABLY THE BEST DJ I'VE DEALT WITH---I LOVE CHILLING AT CAMDEN MARKET OR PRIMROSE HILL --- STRONG COFFEE IS THE BEST. PROPER COFFEE THAT IS. --- MY RATS ARE CALLED MUJIB AND ZAIN--- DRUM AND BASS IS AMAZING, I JUST HAD TO STEAL PENDULUM OFF CHERYLjust read this.... oh my god i sound like a psycho.cellspacing="2" bgcolor="#eeeeee"
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 43%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 66%
Orderliness |||| 20%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||| 23%
Intellectual |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 43%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||| 30%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||| 23%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Female cliche |||||||||||||| 56% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comtrait snapshot:messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self reliant, leisurely, dangerous, anti-authority, trusting, optimistic, positive, thrill seeker, likes bizarre things, sarcasticOH AND MY BOSS TOLD ME THE OTHER DAY THAT PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEIR MY SPACE PAGE ALL PRETTY ARE THE ONES WHO DON'T HAVE SEX

My Interests

Going out having a laugh, podium dancing (i miss that) dressing up, being crazy, animals.... i seem to get lost a lot but i guess thats not an interest

I'd like to meet:

RICHARD HAMMOND AND ASTON KUTCHER

Music:

***You are 100% Sagittarius***HED KANDI!!!!!!!!! mainly house- especially funky, old skool and usalso into other stuff like trance, reggae, hip hopcheck out my all night raves--- the line goes all the round the flat

Movies:

THE ULTIMATE................. TEAM AMERICA

My life has been rated:

See what your rating is!

Created by Bart King

Television:

malcolm in the middle and futurama at the mo

Books:

everthing is a load of shit (yes its a real book)

Heroes:

the bucket guy or the homeless guy that is gonna take me out for a burger...... god their lives are fab! The Waggster is also amazing

My Blog

Bye bye derby

BYE EVERYONE IN derbyYes thats right after almost two years in Derby I have decided to go back down South. Derby has never felt like home and the first year I was here i just seemed to drift from one ...
Posted by Natasha Rochford on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

my IQ is 142

thats right it says 142 (not 10 like everything says it is) 142!!!!!!! So if any of you call me dense again ill get you file noted.. Its just my blondness gets in the way of my rational thinking som...
Posted by Natasha Rochford on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:21:00 PST

Tash buy Derby bar

Thats right i'm busy doing research so i can put together a  business plan. Its really difficult doing the financial forecast as i can't just go and ask the current manager for figures cos i dont...
Posted by Natasha Rochford on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:31:00 PST

promotions info

I started out in Southend Essex and as soon as I could I started working in the nightclubs. Whilst i lived in Southend i was a bar and dlub critic. It was great me and my friends would get preferentia...
Posted by Natasha Rochford on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 06:16:00 PST

80s party

We are going to have an 80s party probably at the end of April. If you are interested in coming lemme know. You'll all be expected to dress to theme though. It will be on a Saturday night and will go ...
Posted by Natasha Rochford on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 06:57:00 PST