Some have compared me to other great ace and safe people. Take for example Perry Mason - A judge, and a television celebrity.
This may, or may not be, true. Regardless, it brings me enough inner warmth to beleive as such to get me through the rigours of day to day life. Cos life is tough.. well, kinda. No, not reallyScrabble, cricket and tea (of all types), words (especially funny words and puns). Puns are without doubt the greatest form of humour
Ending death.
Tom U4ea's racist tendancies, and penguins
Pimps and gangstas. Of all types
I would ideally like to arrange a game of touch American football with Stefan Dennis, Steven Segal, Tim Westwood, Stephen ' I eat bricks for breakfast' Jones, Daley Thompson and Steve Guttenberg (the finest comic actor of this generation)
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It has to be gangsta. Unless it's trance. Or similar
Yes, i know... but come on! Fiddy OWNS me
Ok, so seriousely. Anything from Mozart to Braintax, via Sigur Ros, Peter Gabrial, Take That and The Scientist.
Actually, i suppose it would be easier to say who i dislike. There isn't much.. apart from razorlight, who drive me bloody mad. I don't even know why to be honest, they just really bug me. As do U2. Actually, thats it.. i hate bloody musicians trying to be politicians, or enforicing their world view upon us. It's tiresome, make some music instead of preaching at us about thrid world debt. Ok? Good.
Hmm, in that case, bloody Geldoff can top that list
And, i would happily smooch.. or even snoo snoo
Airplane. Airplane. Airplane. ANYTHING CHEVY CHASE!
Oh, and of course the finest... most brilliant
...Neighbours, SAS Jungle Survivor, Lost.. Beauty and the Geek makes me cry.. WITH JOY
Napoleonic era biographies... only
Chevy Chase, Brain the wonder cat. Jeremy Beadle. Anyone with crab hands.
Craig Johnson (woooooooooooo)aka Shamu aka Triple CCC aka Nature Baby aka Monkey Boy
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