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Conan the Librarian

Go on, dip your bread in that

About Me

I’m currently taking a year out from studying and living in the depths of South Lincolnshire with my Mother of 24 years and her pussy, Addie. She treats me good and I cook cakes for her while Mum watches repeats of Boon on UKTVGold 2. I’ve finished University in Buckinghamshire and start my Masters at King's College London this September.
Although continuing my studies to save the world is a bloody good enough reason, my modus operandi for lengthening my student life is to have more letters after my name and to gain enough knowledge so I can run the world from my "Caramac-covered-naked-female-infested" love-bubble at the top of the Eiffel tower. What a view! I will also have built up enough brain-power to move things without touching them, a bit like David Copperfield and that Jewish guy David Blaine. Just think of it? I could move the frame of the Eiffel Tower like it was a robot and mince around town like I'm a Transformer.
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My Interests

When I'm not one foot ahead of Superman I go out quite a lot and strive for the right balance of socialising and studying. I consider myself a conscientious omnivore, an active member of the Soil Association and choose organic/Fairtrade whenever I have the option. I go to gigs, study for brain-power, drink Cointreau, complement women in the street to brighten their day, unnecessarily worry hourly, eat vegetables daily, change my favourite band weekly, fall in love monthly, celebrate Christmas annually

Your results:
You are Supergirl Supergirl 90% Green Lantern 75% Catwoman 75% Iron Man 75% Wonder Woman 70% The Flash 70% Superman 65% Batman 65% Robin 55% Spider-Man 50% Hulk 45% Lean, muscular and feminine.
Honest and a defender of the innocent.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

I'd like to meet:

Alex Mack and Dawn Porter after a game of beach volleyball in mid-August. If that doesn't materialise, someone who's as enthusiastic as I about mulled wine with ginger biscuits on a brisk December's morning and/or eating cake for breakfast.

Music:

I like anything that makes me clap and make butterflies appear.

... The Album Leaf, Amusement Parks on Fire, The Arcade Fire, Architecture in Helsinki, Au Revoir Simone, Bell X1, The Besnard Lakes, Be Your Own Pet, By The End of Tonight, Camera Obscura, Vanessa Carlton, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Clor, Cocteau Twins, The Decemberists, Enya, Explosions in the Sky, Fleetwood Mac, The Go! Team, Gemma Hayes, Howard Hello, Hundred Year Storm, Michael Jackson, Kings of Leon, Kraftwerk, Lavendar Diamond, Let's Active, Jenny Lewis, Loney Dear, Lumen, Willy Mason, The Maccabees, Members of the Public, Múm, My Bloody Valentine, Orbital, Pearl Jam, The Pipettes, The Postal Service, R.E.M., Rumah Sakit, Shiny Toy Guns, Sigur Rós, Elin Sigvardsson, Silver Apples, Silver Mt. Zion, Silversun Pickups, Sonna, Sufjan Stevens, Tilly & The Wall, Wolfmother, The Wutars, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

...I could go on...

Movies:

The Edukators, Children of Men, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Coming to America, Amelie, L'auberge Espagnole, Flight of the Navigator, Life is Beautiful, Dazed and Confused, Big Lebowski, Rules of Attraction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Chopper, Withnail & I, Lost In Translation

Television:

I prefer to read. I like Dickens, but my friends swear by Joan Collins. It's just the way she tells it! I do make a point of watching The Andy Milonakis Show, Viva La Bam, Gonzo, Harry Hill, Benny Hill, Russ Abbott, Kenny Everitt, Adam & Joe Show and justifiably, Globetrekker, Horizon and Newsnight.

Books:

I sleep next to my Almanac. I read anything to increase my brain capacity and prefer non-fiction. If it’s not factual, it’s not worth reading in/for my eyes. Although the bible rocks in a non-religious kind of way; David beating Goliath, people walking on water David Blaine-esque and turning water into wine, what a God, quite literally, all those animals on one boat, the dove eventually finding the twig. How did Noah find a male and female amoeba? Clever guy, although he forgot the bloody dinosaurs. Now they’re all bloody extinct.

Heroes:

Anyone with Encyclopaedic knowledge

My Blog

Graduation photo extremities!

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Posted by Conan the Librarian on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 12:21:00 PST

Carol Smillie

I want Carol Smillie's mouth! No silly, not on my innocent face, but as a tool for enjoyment. I just want to lick it, suck it, pet it, stroke it... I could go on and on about Carols oral cavity and ho...
Posted by Conan the Librarian on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 02:07:00 PST

Let's have a baby

Im currently taking a year out from studying and need something to keep me occupied while Im living in rural England with my Mother. So, does anyone want a baby with me?   I know it sounds a litt...
Posted by Conan the Librarian on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:55:00 PST

Beware!

Just discovered through own experimentation of a few things that play tricks on your body.Drinking an excess of gravy from the jug gives you a fat neck.Not eating enough Butterscotch angel delight inf...
Posted by Conan the Librarian on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 01:07:00 PST