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Dive Bar Natty

I'm a Product of a Busted Condom

About Me

If you're going to bother to read this, kudos to you! I'm really not interesting, and if you email me telling me otherwise, I just laugh, but I like to laugh, so it's all good. I don't really do a whole lot other than go to work and play guitar. I'm a guitarist, and I'm currently not working with a band right now. However, I'm always on the prowl for a new project, but I'm very picky about the music that I play. I've been referred to as a tomboy, which is fine. I'm not terribly girlie, but like most girls, I have a thing for shoes: Vans and TUKS make me feel all warm and fuzzy! Everyone knows that I have a huge crush on Ian MacKaye. He's my Justin Timberlake! My top 3 favorite guitarists are 1) Greg Ginn of Black Flag 2) Fletcher of Pennywise and 3) Greg Hetson of Bad Religion/Circle Jerks. Hetson's stage presence is amazing, and I hope to someday be able to perform like that. I'm one step closer now that I've got a Gibson SG. Mmmmmmm. I plan to one day have a full sleeve on my left arm dedicated to punk bands that have inspired me. So far I have the Circle Jerks logo started and the lower half planned out. Other than that, I have nine others. I've been modeling for a couple years now. I'd love to get more lucrative work, idealy modeling for surf or skate companies, as well as anything in the punk rock genre. I've modeled for Headsickpinups.com, a new site called Inkeddolls.com that's launching soon, and I help get bands endorsed by Coffin Cases. That's about all I've got for now. . . Oh, and I'm obsessed with sharks, so this made me laugh: Also, please don't email me telling me that I'm cute, especially if I can't understand what you're saying . . . you know what I mean, that crap that's like, YO BABY CAN I HOLLA AT YA YA NOW YOUR SO FINE DEEEAM AND YOU PLAY DA AXE DAT'S SO FLY! It makes me uncomfortable and I don't know how to reply to it, so I just end up deleting the messages and end up feeling like a jerk.

My Interests

Music, surfing, skating, tattoos, guitars, attempting the whole modeling thing??. . . that's about it. I'm simple

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet other musicians, as Myspace is a great means of networking and keeping in touch. I'm also all about helping bands get endorsed with Coffin Cases, so if you're in a band who is interested, drop me a line!

Music:

ACDC, Adicts, Adolescents, AFI, Agent Orange, Agnostic Front, Annihilation Time, Anti Flag, Aquabats, Articles of Faith, Artificial Peace, Aus Rotten, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Battalion of Saints, Black Flag, Black Market Baby, Blatz, Bold, Brain Failure, Capitolist Casualties, Johnny Cash, Clit 45, Chaos UK, Charles Bronson, Circle Jerks, Circle One, Concrete Bombers, Cut the Shit, The Criminals, Cro-Mags, Dag Nasty, Danzig, Dead Kennedys, Dead Nation, Deadline (both of them), Death by Stereo, Decry, Defiance, Descendents, Disaster Strikes, Distillers, Down in Flames, DRI, Dropdead, Dropkick Murphys, Egghunt, Embrace, Exploited, The Explosion, Faith, False Alliance, Fear, Filth, Flogging Molly, F Minus, 45 Grave, 46 Short, Forward to Death, The Frisk, Frontside Five, Fugazi, GBH, Germs, Good Clean Fun, Gorilla Biscuits, Government Issue, Guns N Roses, Haymaker, Haywire, Horrorpops, Instant Agony, Iron Cross, JFA, Judge, Kill Your Idols, Kraut, Lars Fredericksen and the Bastards, Limp Wrist, Look Back and Laugh, Minor Threat, The Misfits, Mouth Sewn Shut, Naked Aggression, Narcoleptic Youth, Necros, Nekromantix, Nerve Agents, Operation Ivy, Outbreak, Oxymoron, Paint it Black, Pennywise, Duane Peters, Pistol Grip, Project X, Propagandhi, Raised Fist, Rancid, Reagan Youth, Red Aunts, Red C, Reverend Horton Heat, Rites of Spring, Scholastic Deth, Screeching Weasel, 7 Seconds, Slaughter and the Dogs, Sham 69, Sick of it All, Social Distortion, Spazz, Spinal Tap, SSD, Stray Cats, Street Dogs, Subhumans, Suicidal Tendencies, Suicide File, Talk is Poison, Tear it Up, Teen Idles, Think I Care, This Is Hell, 3 Bad Jacks, Throw Rag, Tiger Army, Total Chaos, TSOL, UK Subs, Under the Influence, Uniform Choice, The Unseen, The Uprising, The Virus, The Vice Squad, Void, Wasted Youth, What Happens Next, White Flag, X, Youth Brigade (both of them), Youth of Today, ehhh, and a few more that I can't think of

Movies:

Boondock Saints, South Park, Super Troopers, Strange Brew, Kill Bill, Finding Nemo, This is Spinal Tap, Van Wilder, Out Cold, Mall Rats, Deuces Wild, SLC Punk, Step Into Liquid, Endless Summer(s), Dogtown and Z-Boys, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Little Nicky, Sid and Nancy, Donnie Darko, Wayne's World(s), Pulp Fiction, Spaceballs, Back to the Future(s), Fight Club, anything Quentin Tarrantino; that man is genius, Clockwork Orange . . . great movie except not enough ULTRA VIOLENCE, ehh, drawing a blank . . .

Television:

Law and Order: SVU . . . I watch it more than is probably healthy, Simpsons, Family Guy, Sex and the City, Friends, Saved by the Bell, Family Matters (Urkel makes me laugh even now) Mythbusters, and mainly, The Discovery Channel!! I'm a DC junkie!!! I LIVE for Shark Week

Books:

Please Kill Me, The Fuck Up, Behold a Pale Horse, Smack, Get in the Van: On the Road with Black Flag, Banned in DC, American Hardcore, I love to read about music. . . I'm also a big fan of science fiction crap. I love Robert A. Heinlein and Michael Crichton

Heroes:

I really only look up to those who have inspired me as a musician. Greg Ginn, teach me your ways!!! You too, Hetson!

My Blog

Model For Hire

I'm always available for hire, be it for album covers, flyers, magazine spreads, promo girl, merch girl, go-go dancer, etc. My rates are very reasonable, however, they will vary depending on nature of...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:12:00 PST

Bandless

So that I don't have to retype this to every person who emails me, I recently quit All or Nothing HC due to personal reasons.  For those of you who keep emailing me asking me about what band I pl...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:53:00 PST

Attention Bands

Headsickpinups.com is now doing album reviews, and guess who's in charge of all punk and hardcore bands?  ME!  If you have an album you'd like me to review, email me!  Also visit www.my...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 11:32:00 PST

My Gripe

So it's been a while since I've posted a blog . . . it's also been a while since I've been so irritated, so this being Myspace, the two naturally go hand in hand: Everyone on this God damn site looks ...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:52:00 PST

Everything You Ever Wanted to Know . . .

Name:  THE Jackal Birthday:  12/5/83 Birthplace:  West Covina, CA Current Location:  Riverside. . . getting ready to go to Boston Eye Color:  Brown Hair Color:  Brown He...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 07:26:00 PST

Stupid, Sappy Poem

Why do you have to make me feel guilty for something that I didn't do?I tried to make peace, but you slapped me in the face and said FUCK YOU!Why do you act like everything's A-OK?You left me for her,...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 09:47:00 PST

Bad Visual

ME: My dog looks like a Q tipD00DER: hahahaD00DER: that reminds me, I need to clean my big ol' earsD00DER: heeeere spikeD00DER: hereeee spikey spikeyME: EwwwME: They're not that bigD00DER: hahahaME: Y...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 01:21:00 PST

Out of my Skin, Out of my Mind

So I've been at my new house now for over a month.  It's a real nice place and all, but I just can't seem to feel excited about it.  Part of me was happy to leave my old place and start...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Sat, 13 Aug 2005 12:18:00 PST

Owch

So I had my heart broken and it sucks.  I think I would have preferred never to have fallen in love, cuz at least then I wouldn't know what I was missing out on when he says he can't be with me a...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Boston!!!

So here's a quick overview/some pictures from my trip to Boston. I went to visit my friend Michelle, but I planned it so I would hit St. Patty's day over there, cuz it's an Irish town and I figured i...
Posted by Dive Bar Natty on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST