Andy Ay? - ProfilesArchive

About Me

How I made my profile:
I used MyWackoSpace.com 's amazing MySpace Editor . I do many things.
My life seems to be a never ending spiral of love, debts, creativity, writers block, sex, no-sex, and the odd potato. Once upon a time I used to make toys! ME WITH THE OL EMO HAIR? GOD NO! (It was the hairdressers fault. I was young?
I love my toys...

MY LATEST TOY! Lot's of blood on this one.

... let's see. I'm rich. I'm handsome. I'm a multi-talented artist. I bring style into people's lives. And I'm modest to boot! I also talk crap.

Well, I suppose I should be pretentious and tell you what I do.
I try my best to write and perform music.
I write and perfom stage shows (The ol comedy type).
I design and make toys.
I do other things. I can't be bothered to list them.

I'm never here anymore. Um, talk to me if you want info. I sometimes wear shiney shoes.
I love my tattoos also! Tattoos make you edgy and cool... and that.
I have a third tat on my wrist, but no photo's :( Ah well. Life goes on.
I write stupid comics that sprout from being a Telemarketer during the day for Telstra:
MUSIC
(Click link to view my music)
http://www.myspace.com/diethylamidemusic
IT'S THE MUSIC PLAYING ON MY PROFILE YOU DORK!
FUCK SMOKING LAWS!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortuantly, I also work for telstra. Most of the time I'm confussed and angry... Fun times...
By the way, is SUPER-realism the next step? I think... maybe so...

My Interests

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This paragraph interests me.

As does this! Music, Art, Comedy etc. I'm interested in expanding my horizons both chemically and "spiritually". You get the idea. I'm interested in distancing myself from you humans. Y'all crazy. I also loved playing 'Castlevania'.
I like to have fun. Fun fun fun. Bad times are for wangheads. Open your mind you crazy guys!

VIVA LA MELBOURNE!!!!

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I'd like to meet:

god... I have no idea. how about someone who isn't a stuck up elitist who lives in a fantasy world where they think they are god and- opps! I really have to stop reading the profiles of most people on myspace! now, who do I want to meet... hmm... artists. in music, comedy, abstract ideas. whatever. as long as they are interesting, and are a good enough audience, I'm interested. god... what a crass think to write! ill get my hand off it if you do first. :)

Music:

Metal!,
Rock!,
Electronic (Aphex Twin, Boards of Canada etc),
Classical,
Stupid noises,
Industrial (Einsturzende Neubauten, foetus etc),
Experimental,
Folk,
Electro,
Beats and Rhyme (Beans etc)
Y.Misdaq (Aka "yoshi"),
... bla bla bla alot of music I like.

Okay, time for some promotion. Check out this group. They're relativaly unknown. The spooky men's chorale.

Movies:

Most David Lynch stuff (Eraserhead, the elephant man etc).
Alejandro Jodoworsky stuff like:
El Topo.
Holy Mountain. You know.
Fantastic Planet.
Twins of evil.
Amadeus.
Baraka.
Dead or alive 1.2.3.
A clockwork orange.
Carnival of souls.
Ichi the Killer.
Un Chien Andalou.
Short Circut.
Fernando Arrabal's movies.
Waking Life.
The Tin Drum.
Naked Lunch.
Altered States.
A Dirty Shame.
Viva la Muerte.
Killer Tomatoes.
City of the lost children.
Akira.
Freddy Got Fingered.
The Great Dictator.
Tetsuo (Ironman, bodyhammer).
The Seven Samurai.
Sleepy Hollow
Ran.
Godzilla (Jap orig).
Plus many more films.

Television:

I try not to watch too much tv. Besides, "the shows in my mind are almost always better" (It's a maxx reference). But shows I like include:
Father Ted,
Futurama,
Monty Python,
The Goodies,
Count Duckula,
The Young Ones,
Black Books,
Ren and Stimpy,
Mighty Boosh,
The Fast Show,
Spaced,
The Office,
The Tick,
Strongbad!!!!!!!!! (Well, internet tv!)
The Maxx,
Transformers (I'm a dork),
Bottom,
Neon Genisis Evangelion,
The League Of Gentlemen,
The Brak Show,
Aqua Teen Hunger Force,
Rocko's Modern Life,
Family Guy, Californication.
NOW LET'S ADD PAINTERS AND OTHER ARTISTS IN THIS SECTION AS MYSPACE SEEMS TO THINK THEY DON'T DESERVE A SECTION.
Franz von Bayros.
Felicien Rops.
Max Ernest.
Marcel Duchamp.
Yves Tanguy.
Hieronymos Bosh.
Nadar (photographer).
Aubrey Beardsley.
Gustav Klimt.
Alfons Mucha.
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.

Books:

Good lord... There are so many!
Okay, time to generalize. I like reading about various religious beliefs. At the moment I'm reading the bhagavad gita.
Um, I like reading about things like quantum physics, theories on the universe and how it works etc.
I recommend these books on such subjects:
"Conversations on the edge of the apocalypse" -David Jay Brown.
"The magnetic fields" (Early surrealist book).
"The Human Encounter With Death" - Grof, S and Halifax.
Ugh.. I could go on for ages. You get where I'm going (I hope!).
Authors:
Andre Breton (Founder of surrealism).
Victor Hugo.
Algernon Charles Swinburne (Decedant poetry).
Oscar Wilde.
Eric Stenbock.
Comte de Lautreamont.
Antonin Artaud.
Frederico Garcia Lorca.
Luis Scutenaire.
Tom Stoppard.
I read things by Terry Prattchet, Spike Milligan etc.
Biographies I do enjoy also! I read ALOT. Poetry, Fiction etc.
Too many things to list. God, this whole "profile" thing seems so pretentious.

Heroes:

I'd have to say that my all-time-fav-hereo is...... Nope, don't have one. Sorry. People I like include: Edward Lear, Spike Milligan, Lewis Carol, Geaorge Carlin, Charles Baudelaire, Jules Amedre Barby d'Aurevilly.

My Blog

Burlesque: The reason men like it.

The outfits, the music, the girls...Perhaps it's the fact that you're essentialy watching girls strip under the cover of "artistic integrity". Which means you can get off on all tho...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 11:13:00 PST

If I was single and had a time machine...

Just a few:Olive Thomas. Ginger Rogers. Fay Wray. Linda Darnell. Jane Greer.Brigitte Bardot. Audrey Hepburn. Sophia Loren. Jayne Mansfield. Claudia Cardinale. Edie Sedgwick. ...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

I dont want to sound racist...

But FUCK YOU FUCKERS WHO CALL TELSTRA, WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't understand you. Stop yelling at me!!!! FUCKINGARSEDICKWANKSHITFUCKINGHORSESHANIATWAINARSEWIPES!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST

Do you believe in ghosts? And photos of strange things?

Well...I'm not going to say I'm "skeptical" of these matters, what I will say is I'm "logical". After going to the same place 6 times now, this is what I've experienced: *Footsteps when no-one is arou...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

a sample of new novel/screenplay im writing.

so here's a sample of things to come. very rough, but its there. NOVEL. So. A half burnt out cigarette in one hand, and a cup of tea in the other. It's 5.16 on a Sunday afternoon, it's cool outside, ...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

fucker!

fucking fucking cold flu crap damnit! I'm tired i'm frustrated i'm on edge i'm angry i'm fucking annoyed! too much anger inside!
Posted by Andy Ay? on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 02:33:00 PST

At last.

The time has come, my friends. The time for this lil chap to make sure he's receiving everything he wants. I'd hate to look back in 5 years and think, "...you idiot. You didn't do a bloody thing! You ...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

working as a telemarketer...

30/11/06 5:02 PM so every now and then when I'm not being selfish, I get this jeus attitude and try to help people, and end up taking on their worries... So I'm at work, get a call from a woman in te...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:08:00 PST

im sure its a sign...

Finnaly! A chance to be alone! Some people hate being alone. Some say you can go mad when left alone. Not me though. I hope. What if I'm wrong? Oh god. No! I'm right! Don't doubt yourself tomas! Wait,...
Posted by Andy Ay? on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:42:00 PST