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clever sleaz0id

hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?

About Me

"either kILL mE, or tAKE mE aS I aM, because i'll be damned if i ever change..." -the mARQUIS dE sADE "well i know kARATE, vOODOO too i'm gonna make myself available to you, don't need no makeup i got real sCARS..." -from goin' out west by tOM wAITS

[a note given to me in middle school] from the mouths of babes...
[uGLY = bEAUTIFUL]
my name is emily, and i am on a mission to put the GORE back in gorgeous...

i am a freelance graphic designer and photographer (although i also dabble in illustration, painting, film and fashion design as well)...if you are interested in my services, i whore my art at a fairly reasonable rate... FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME CONCERNING COMMISSIONS!!

when not creating seditious design and photographing the decadent and bizarre, i can be found playing dress-up, inciting minor riots, poking dead things, obsessing over the completely random, and becoming slowly buried under mountains of books....

My Interests

design anarchy
ugly art
the macabre
street fashion (esp. Japanese!)
rabble-rousing
dead things
victorian smut
underground cinema
vintage clothing
occult
paranormal
medical oddity
wolrd cultures
travel
psychology
video games
tattoos
morbid curiosity
circus/ sideshows
cemeteries
and a bit o' the old ultraviolence...

I'd like to meet:

stealing a quote (well, actually a book title) from damien hirst: "i want to spend the rest of my life everywhere, with everyone, one to one, always, forever, now."

Music:

adam and the ants
antic cafe
antony & the johnsons
billie holiday
comus
crass
david bowie
dir en grey
einstürzende neubauten
fm einheit
gackt
gavin friday
gogol bordello
iggy pop
malice mizer
marlene dietrich
massive attack
miyavi
nick cave and the bad seeds
nightmare
patti smith
phantasmagoria
stiff little fingers
the bauhaus
the gazette
the gorillaz
the inchtabokatables
the misfits
the pogues
the ramones
the sex pistols
the tiger lillies
the velvet underground
the violent femmes
the x-ray spex
tom waits

Movies:

a clockwork orange
anatomie
beyond re-animator
blade runner
bride of re-animator
das cabinet des dr caligari
decoder
der krieger + die kaiserin
dogville
donnie darko
evil dead I, II, II
escaflowne
freaks
ghost in the shell
gozu
hedwig and the angry inch
hellraiser I, II & III
himmel über berlin
howl's moving castle
ichi the killer
jubilee
labyrinth
legend
lola rennt
necronomicon: book of the dead
nightbreed
northfork
oldboy
pink flamingos
princess mononoke
priscilla queen of the desert
quills
re-animator
saw
spirited away
strange circus
suicide circle
tetsuo: the iron man
the 13th warrior
the city of lost children
the company of wolves
the dark crystal
the devil's backbone
the island
the killer tongue
the lord of the rings
the man who fell to earth
the reckoning
the seventh seal
the virgin spring
three extremes
titus
twin falls idaho
underworld: evolution
v for vendetta
vampire hunter d
vampire princess miyu
vital
winterschläfer

Television:

attack of the show
bones
carnivale
destination truth
ghost hunters
going tribal
heroes
lost
miami ink
project runway
robot chicken
the venture brothers

Books:

alan moore
barrie
baudelaire
blake
burroughs
byron
chaucer
de sade
dunn
gaiman
heine
hesse
hoffmann
huysmans
kafka
lovecraft
machen
palahniuk
philip k. dick
poe
stevenson
stoker
t.s. elliot
tennyson
tolkien
villon
w.h. auden
wilde

Heroes:



my mum, my true friends

My Blog

So what’s the big deal with those Miley Cyrus photos...

So my workmates were in an uproar over those Miley Cyrus photos in Vanity Fair. It's all they were talking about at lunch yesterday..."how wrong" "how trashy" "she has children fans" "she's going to t...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:17:00 PST

AVP = BFF

So I was watching Alien vs Predator 2, or Redux, or whatever it was called...totally crummy movie (and yes, I liked the first one, so shoot me...we all need to turn our brains off every now and again....
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:55:00 PST

To those of you who would so quickly cast me aside...

You know who you are...If you would rather be their friends than mine, so be it...I know that if this is your choice, you were never my true friends to begin with. One is not being forced to choose on...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 08:26:00 PST

So what is really up about the Orphan Works legislation???

Just like Guillermo Habacuc Vargas and his starving dog, I have noticed a slew of bulletins and petitions against the Orphan Works legislation...I admit, I myself hopped on this bandwagon before doing...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:49:00 PST

"Hey kid your sick, well darling this is it..."

It had to be done...If one last piece should be said, then this is it.The end. Finis.I will not continue the petty quibbling and finger pointing. If you want to listen to it, be my guest. If you want ...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

i am tired, and i am weary...

i am sick and tired of fawning fake little girls...and boys for that matter......of people who are either too facile and boring, or too afraid of how other's will view them, to just be themselves...of...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:36:00 PST

"I think we will be made clean like the snow..."

"...I think we will become new like the snow"For once I was happy to have had to stay late at work...I went outside and the sight was truly breathtaking....The snow falling, the lights, the night sky,...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 03:37:00 PST

Emily’s to do list for 2008...

Ever since I've started the ole' 9-5 routine, I've been letting my personal art take the back burner...and that, ladies and gents, will not do! So 2008 will be a year of catching up artistically. Ther...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 06:48:00 PST

Flu...

I think I may be coming down with the flu or some other sort of pestilence. I may be out of commission for a few days, so if you don't see me around, or I am unresponsive to any messages, that is why ...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:16:00 PST

i need a studio !!!

i'm either on the lookout for a cheap studio to rent, or really need to finish off the basement here. i'd rather a studio, in philly preferrably, because i think that actually physically going somewhe...
Posted by clever sleaz0id on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 03:09:00 PST