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About Me

My name is Ryan Baker. I am 22 years old. I live in the American Gardens Building on West Eighty-First Street, on the eleventh floor. I believe in taking care of myself, in a balanced diet, in a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the icepack, I use a deep pore-cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water-activated gel cleanser, then a honey-almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after-shave lotion with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing "protective" lotion...There is an idea of a Ryan Baker, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there. I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.
Pale, redheaded, and one of the last surviving true partyboys. Like my whiskey strong, drugs hard and my women naked. I am nothing short of a bowel movement and I got that dance fever, baby. You're either with me or you are the enemy.

My Interests

irresponisble behaviour.
music
women.
drinking.
vegetarianism
sexually motivated cannibalism
busting out my partyboy dancemoves.
playing mindchess with the weak
pissing people off with existing emotional problems.
hating on subpar personalities.
Soccer / Skoolin suckaz on Fifa Xbox

Drugs
Sex
Rock 'nâ€™ roll
Bad ass Vegas hoes
Late-night booty calls
Shiny disco balls

I'd like to meet:

I like to surround myself with drug addicts, alcoholics and sex fiends, other than that, stupid and boring people so i look like the star... oh and Jennifer Beals (of flashdance fame). (definitely not to be confused with Jessica Biel - Stealth)

Music:

House Music-Deep House-Funky Chicago-Westcoast-

Downtempo- Acid Jazz - Lounge -

HipHop - Olkskool-WestCoast-Eastcoast-Dirtysouf-Miami Bass

Funk - Electro Funk - Brokenbeat -

80's & Early 90's pop

Jazz - Standards & Some modern pieces.

Soul - Neo Soul - Classics

Rock - Spacerock - Jam - ect

World - Bossanova - Samba - Tango - (some)Latin pop (NO REGGAETON!)

Artists:

Jamiroquai, Los Amigos Invisibles, Stevie Wonder, Daft Punk, Tortured Soul, 2pac, Biggie, Miguel Migs, Farina, Cerrone, Michael Jackson, Beck, Radiohead, Roy Ayers, Pete Rock & CL Smooth, NWA, Dre, Marvin Gaye, Angie Stone, Jill Scott, Outkast, Gaelle, Jazzanova, Kaskade, PB Wolf, Rokysopp, Moloko, Inland Knights, Joey Youngman, Chuck Love, Mylo, Miles Davis, Beastie Boys, Bebel Gilberto, Masters at Work, Ray Parker Jr., Medeski Martin & Wood, Galatic, Sigur Ros, Knee Deep, Sleepy Brown, JT Donaldson, Roy Davis Jr, Dancet3ch, Astronama, Trentemoller, Tom Neville, Zepplin, Doors, Steeley Dan, Doobie, Talking Heads, The Cars, Digital Underground, Run DMC, Tribe, DigPlanets.

The list goes on.

Movies:

You know, all those indiefilms that raise my status, make me appear to be a cultured invididual, a thinker if you will..

Television:

Trailer Park Boys, The Office, Reno911, 6feetunder, curb your enthusiasm, Ali G, Various A&E biographies on Serial Killers.

Books:

Proud member of the Oprah Book Club, other than that.

-Questa's version of Mein Kampf.

Heroes:

My Father:

My Blog

2007

Good riddance you fucking cunt of a year and the cunts that made it that way...Seriously though, this has been one of the most emotionally and financial trying years I think I've endured in a little w...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:16:00 PST

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Posted by RYAN BAKER on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 10:43:00 PST

My birthday 3/16/07

Hosted By: Ryan BakerWhen: Friday Mar 16, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: P'Cheen, Azul & My placeAtlanta, Ga, GA 30307United StatesDescription:Ryan Baker Click Here To View Event...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 02:58:00 PST

The Tribute

This is a photo of my father circa 76 taken by my mother shortly after they first met at the Atlanta College of Art......
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 03:28:00 PST

The Message

Posted by RYAN BAKER on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:12:00 PST

Bang Music Festival! 11.11.06 Miami

Anyone else interested on making a (fear & loathing) roadtrip with Marcus and I? How often do you get to see Daft punk "live"? Theres a little something for everyone, but you put Daft Punk, Los Am...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:00:00 PST

Is it me?

Or does every girl on Myspace think they're a model?Sucks.. I miss the (g)olden days of e-pimpin where girls just had low self esteem problems vs. the current low self esteem with an added ego. (how d...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Sun, 21 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

Phone numbers

As stated in an earlier bulletin, my phone blew up and i've lost every number i've recieved in the past year or so..If you have my number, please pm me or text me with yours so I can update my info.I ...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 12:06:00 PST

In / Out List of 2005/2006

2005, what's out? Straight men that wear pink shirts / Popped collars / Spiked hair Age of Consent laws Cocaine Bathing / Shaving your pubic hairWhite Women / White People / Old White people /Whi...
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 06:01:00 PST

Methadone and Wine

is the new peas and carrots
Posted by RYAN BAKER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST