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corey

perpetrate or cooperate

About Me

im chronically dispurred or maybe im just depressed. i like to laugh though and the bright sunshine and that squirrel singing the blues will do your ass wonders..

My Interests

music, xanax, halter tops, spring, jackin my dick

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet the person who just walked out of the room but on the sneak tip id be ready to get it all the way together right in front of his eyes, all cool as a motherfucking cucumber slinking up like jack kerouac on E and a better dresser and id slide to the side, hit the play button on my myfirstsony tape recorder/player, and id watch their eyes get real fucking big dog as the cassette sprang to life, one wheel turning faster than the other (talk to me about THAT) and the voices of all his so called friends oozed out like pus, hard to make out at first but the tape kept playin and his friends kept saying "is he gone?? ok cool. man fuck that nigger i dont even like him or his fucking wanna be bobby trendy slash ghetto thug slash jeans and t shirt slash big sunglass slash shoe deliberatin always concentratin pussy fermentatin drug adddict piece of shit lyin ass leather coat wearin nigga. fuck him. fuck that moral terpitude is overrated and underwavy anyway." and then i yelled april fools and went to lay down cause i wasnt feelin so well.

Music:

electro hood shit and old freestyle jams

Movies:

up in smoke, the last goodbye, fast times at ridemont high, less than zero, man on the moon, firestarter, etc

Television:

magnum pi (for tips on picking up chicks)

Books:

DSMIV

Heroes:

todd bridges, corey feldman, winona ryder, bud dwyer and anyone one else that knows how to fucking party, motherfucker

My Blog

DISPOSITION 2007

it is with great humility and a glinty eye that i give everyone a final update on my ongoing and most troubling legal proceedings. all fooling aside, friday afternoon i was able to take my place along...
Posted by corey on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 12:31:00 PST

the ides of march

with the advance of the minute hand past the 12, we now sit less than 3 calendar weeks away from the month of march, and also thusly sit nefariously close to the ides of march.sit up a bit straighter,...
Posted by corey on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:12:00 PST

shoes while pee

know what sucks is going to pee and that first random stream going on your toes inst of around the rim of the toilet. oh damn served.
Posted by corey on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

there is only one OH in loser

"All I have to say to you right now is that you are very ungreatful person. This proves the point why I always had to dout you cause what 'I called it'? I don't have to keep tabs on what thing has bee...
Posted by corey on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 07:37:00 PST

labor day

well right here at headquarters we are celebrating labor day by avoiding labor of any sort. seems appropriate. if i sneeze someone else is holding the tissue. one thing i found out about work...it tak...
Posted by corey on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:45:00 PST

myspace and 2006

and it's official, myspace rockets into 2006 as still occasionally being good for only pissing me off. i should just watch animal cruelty or work on affecting a hip, well informed anti war stance on ...
Posted by corey on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 12:40:00 PST

uhh

i should have something really fucking funny to say here but as of this moment my cuticles and mobile phone are about the only interesting bits that come to mind right now.      ...
Posted by corey on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 10:54:00 PST

things i learned in the hoosegow this weekend

10. dark meat fried chicken sucks my ass, please. 9. phones and tvs will get your ass beat. if you are a n00b your best bet is just to steer clear of these devices until you make some friends. 8...
Posted by corey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST