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About Me

I've declared myself a human work of art and am currently taking bookings/am available for viewings. As i'm also a human being i'm extremely inter-active. As i'm both the person and the art i reflect myself perfectly and am, therefore, flawless, (only in art mode that is). I'm also a museum. I'm free. Am working on 'tra'. Making an artform out of doing nothing. Am also (as of January 2007) in process of setting up a theme funeral business. In the process of thinking about it at the moment.

My Interests

Kettles. Coincidences. Are you interested in coincidences? That would be a coincidence

I'd like to meet:

Extroverts. Artistic ones who want to make mad art/music and who are willing to make fools out of themselves if it's for the good of humankind Also, i'd like to meet some really tall people (even though i am only 5'10"). a

Music:

The Black Knight MC, Sex Rhombus, Blimey, Kooksadelic, Jeff 'The Jeff' Jeff and the Jeffing Jefferjeffs, Audiobum, Watch Out- That's Not A Sausage, AntiVowels, Optiminimum

Books:

I read a lot. My all time favourite book is Dracula, (Bram Stoker's one) and i used to want to be a vampire. I even kind of tried it! I like Victorian mellodramas a lot. These days i mainly read biographies and history books however.

Heroes:

Mary Poppins

My Blog

New Song!!

Hi all, Please check out the new tune on my profile!! Soon
Posted by Graffspree on Mon, 21 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

Kerry Katona

She's a twat! I'm gonna marry somebody moch more sensitive and intelligent next. Jade Goody
Posted by Graffspree on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:49:00 PST

New partner

I'm marrying Kerry Katona. At least, i will be unless one of us successfully commits suicide first. Fingers crossed.
Posted by Graffspree on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:36:00 PST

Shops and marriage

I KNEW i should of listened to my mother. 'You should never marry chain-stores' she said. I am now married to my housemate's left walking boot. So far things are going very nicely.
Posted by Graffspree on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 03:14:00 PST

Shed disater

Shed was crap in bed. I feel that it's very important to have a healthy sex life- BLUUUUUUURRRRRRGH- so we've gone our seperate ways. Joyously, i have embarked upon what is bound to be a more positive...
Posted by Graffspree on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:56:00 PST

Jilted at the altar

Hat got arrested by Plymouth police. Hat should of said she was wanted before booking wedding there. I have cheered myself up by falling in love with my next door neighbours shed. We're getting marri...
Posted by Graffspree on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 09:00:00 PST

Large hat

Hi, I'm saddened to report that Liverpool Cathederal and i have gone our seperate ways. This afternoon i am marrying a large hat. The service will be held in Plymouth police station at 4.27p...
Posted by Graffspree on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

Liverpool Cathederal

Hello. How are you? Well, i hope. I hope. I hope. I hope you're well. Today i married Liverpool Cathederal. It was a beautiful ceremony, attended by David Attenborough, the late Dusty Spring...
Posted by Graffspree on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

Museum status

Bonjour, as the say in Spain. I am still a work of art but i am no longer a museum. It was pointed out to me the other day that not all art is in museums- pretty obvious huh- so i have decided that i ...
Posted by Graffspree on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:58:00 PST

De-motivational speaking

'Ello, It was my housemate's idea actually. I'm stealing it. If you know anybody who needs to be de-motivated i will carry out the task to the best of my ability. If you want me to. Obviously this is ...
Posted by Graffspree on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:01:00 PST