xlamex [Iâ€™m the one your mamma told ya â€˜bout]

About Me

I love Alkaline Trio and Ben Gibbard more then anything else. Mostly. I think Im beginning to grow weary of alot of people. Im losing alot lately. Which could be good and it could be bad. My votes on bad. I quote Fight Club and Rules of Attraction alot. Well they're not so much quotes so much as the quotes idea. I have a bad memory and its getting worse. I am becoming a horrible pessimist. I am friendly. Usually. Chances are though I think you suck. Im becoming more and more discontent with life. I am naive and ignorant about a lot of things. I guess that means I suck.
I SUCK AT MAKING PLANS.(edit:While I do hold a certain amount of responsibility for this, I just have to say that almost everyone that Ive "made plans" with has bailed on me. Just about everyone in the past few months. Well. We'll see.)
I am not trying to be modest or anything when I say that I am xlamex. Try hanging out with me for more then 10 minutes. I dont think you'll be able to do it.
I need to redo this piece of shit. It doesnt really say anything about me. Or does it? o.O
I have discovered that recently I like olives and I have an interest in midget porn.
I am going to become a scene kid/hipster just to piss people off. I dont give a shit about your music, your 'apparent' sense of "fashion", any of it. If I look like im stealing your style its just cause I think your girlfriend is hot. And im trying to steal her from you. And by steal I just mean that my HP (Hipster points) is higher then yours. Also if you didnt know what HP is eat a shit log. So its not that I really care if your pants are tighter, your band shirt is more obscure or your music is 'better'.wait I dont care what you listen too. I still plan on stealing your girlfriends. So eat that fuckers.
"If you shits ever even read this far, Never Judge a book by its cover and if you do, eat shit and die."

My Interests

Whatevers around me.

I'd like to meet:

Definetly anyone cooler then me. Its not hard. You pretty much just have to be breathing.

Music:

Currently Alkaline Trio, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Queens of the Stone Age, Deftones, Phantom Planet, HIM, Interpol, The Futureheads, The Smiths, The Stills, The Thrills, The Faint, The Strokes, !!!, beep beep, Architecture in Helsinki, Blood Brothers, Death from Above 1979, Old 97's, Broken Social Scene, Arcade Fire, Blondie, Joy Division, LCD Soundsystem, Bright Eyes, Spoon, T.Rex, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Stars, and loads of others.

Heroes:

My family and friends, Tyler Durden, Shannon Larratt, Holden Caulfield

My Blog

I need to start creating...

some phat ass blogs with my art and my photos.. I want to take and make beautiful women even more beautiful. Ihave a few in mind. Its just a matter of time and getting the through the process.,I serio...
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:31:00 PST

Or would it?

sometimes I wish I didnt suck at/hate life so much. It would prolly make it easier.
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:36:00 PST

BB's

well last night i shot the shit out of my genitals with somesort of bb gun device. It was good times? We also managed to get stuck at Robins Island. Also good times? Then went to perkins where I spent...
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

Loser

I just can't win.
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 11:17:00 PST

holla .

I think im ready for anything. Well not anythign. But anthineg that Il feel is essential. so here I am.
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 11:47:00 PST

This buds for you.

Theres a few reasons why I wish I still had a blog. At least on Myspace. 1. For a cute girl that never checks this. 2. For a cute girl that probably checks this. 3. For a girl I wish still checked t...
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:48:00 PST

The Girls Attractive

I really need to start umm...planning ahead better.
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:04:00 PST

cause you're a dumb ass, belligerent fucker

So I would just like to apologize to everyone for saturday at our house party. I was a belligerent asshole. So if I talked shit or anything Im sorry.
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 04:51:00 PST

Isnt this in Escape From LA?

Sometimes I wonder why I bother. If I dont though, Ill never know. So is it better to try and fail then to never try at all? What have I become? What am I becoming? Often I wonder if Im even still hu...
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 05:26:00 PST

I cant leave you blank.

Ignore me. Im sure Ill catch on soon. :) Im a fast learner. :)
Posted by xlamex [I hate everything, yes probably even you] on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 02:51:00 PST