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Vision: 40 40's

Everywhere grime in America. Organised crime in America. Terrible time in America. You forget I'm in

About Me

post-punk= "pre-pregnant" ; Last of the Fucking Mohicans, polymath of boozeDespite age and experience, I am constantly alarmed at the lack of fairness in the world. I think that this is a liability in today's world. I think that if you're going to act like hot shit, yo I look at my split ends in the work mirror and don't preface anything. I'm habitually late. MySpace is such a fucking waste of time. I drink like a prolie but condescend like a bourgie.

My Interests

Self-Accountability. Fucking. Being better than everybody. Dudersize. Shits and/or giggles. Intimidation. Blah-blah-blasé. Offensivity. Procrastination, apparently. I'm interested in attaching one of these to my bike. That means that I have a bike and can do trackstands for like 7 hours, no hands.

I'd like to meet:

Dudes of all shapes & sizes.People I don't want to meet: rich people who think it's cool to be poor, Minneapolis "urbanites".

Music:

Prague Rock. My own indie band on Epitaph. Sign language versions of shit you haven't even heard of. That one band where the drumer takes a big crap into his drums and then cries about it. If I haven't fucked you, I won't listed to your music. If I fucked you, I won't listen to your music anyways.

Movies:

Best of Aljazeera 2004 DVD set.

Television:

Split screen of Scott McClellan and Jaap de Hoop Scheffer footage.

Books:

I like reading things that make me better than everyone. They're called books. Someone told me that I remind him of a Kundera novel (but not The Unbearable Lightness of Being); I don't quite know what that meant.

Heroes:

Ariel Sharon's coma. Honest people. People who don't think the world revolves around them.

My Blog

Highschool

Unable to sleep yesterday, I made the mistake of looking through an old yearbook. I promptly came to the realization that wow, I really do hate SPA. From now on, I'll tell people that I received my ed...
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:24:00 PST

Tetanus vs. Tetris

So if you didn't know, I'm a fucking idiot. I need/want to take shit off of my bike (rear brakes, derailler, etc.) and change shit (chain, bottom bracket, even a new seat maybe). But there's a bit of ...
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

"Welcome to Our Nations Great Capital"

DC was excellent, despite the rain. It's intense: people work hard, jog a lot, and drink like nobody's business. I think that I saw one bike that didn't have a derailler, one! Highlights: National Bot...
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 12:37:00 PST

Assholes and Boyfriends

But isn't that redundant? p.s. My muscle relaxants don't do shit.
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST

Dog Attack

Biking away from my house this morning, I hear my neighbors dog barking annoyingly. Half a block from my house I hear more barking. Then, I see two malicious looking little dogs running towards me (...
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:17:00 PST

weekend

This weekend I got hit by a car, more of my tooth fell out, and I cut my foot, bleeding profusely into my slippers during breakfast. And I thought my liver would be the first to go, silly me. My body ...
Posted by Vision: 40 40's on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:56:00 PST