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The worst thing about living here, is that you can only kill yourself once.

About Me

For further reading- see: Liveurinal Blahg*

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My Blog

"Stop And Look At The Big Wheel Roll"

On Tuesday, I spent most of the day napping, having weird dreams, and feeling like I'd never decompress and get my head sorted out from the mental holocaust that was late August/early September. What ...
Posted by ... on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 12:33:00 PST

Kel Says: "Obama Is A Gold Chocobo!"

[NOTE: I stole this from my old friend Kel. I don't actually play the Final Fanasty games, but I've seen Jeremiah drunk and swearing at the TV enough to know that this is kinda funny:]  It's...
Posted by ... on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 12:14:00 PST

Rural Ruckus * SCIENCE! * Shriner Clowns * Kill The Runt Gets Killed

TL's B-day was a total success. Though I guess I could have drank more beer; ate more not-dogs; and set more things on fire (and taken more pictures for that matter). There were ATV rides, s'mores, fu...
Posted by ... on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 03:16:00 PST

June (aka Forever Ago); A Dream; Comparative Quotations; & More Reasons To Hate Chihuahuas

I totally forgot about the Funacolypse Review - June Edition (and crap-- July is long gone!? Note to self: Get with it already1! Again though, it all blurs together in the end), suffice it to say that...
Posted by ... on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 11:42:00 PST

Vs. Victuals & A Trip To The Zoo

I never noticed before, but Picasa compression is kinda shitty (lots of color loss); but oh well. Here are some pictures of my trip to the zoo, cause you know...you've NEVER see pictures of animals be...
Posted by ... on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 01:38:00 PST

Mr. Dmitriev Takes A Holiday

Some weird Russian guy named Oleg left me with a fifty dollar bill to pay for the food he was having delivered from Leaning Tower of Pizza, cause-- since we didn't sell liquor-- he was leaving to go g...
Posted by ... on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:17:00 PST

HIGHLIGHTS IN LOWLIFE - The Champagne of Years: May Editon

[Editor's Note: This is actually about everything that happened in May (nearly)...so if you've ran into me anytime in the last month or so, there's probably a lot of regurgitated content in here. Apol...
Posted by ... on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:47:00 PST

The Man From Beverly Hills

I'm was just in the throws of dealing with this guy from Beverly Hills; Brett was his name. Within the first minute of talking to him he tries to get $1 of me for "this fucking Somalian" cab drive (wh...
Posted by ... on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:02:00 PST

More Million Dollar Ideas

Hey kids! It's time for another fabulous (totally free) edition of: MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS!   - Fahrradical: German bike shop. May also include skate gear too...or possibly over-priced Leftist boo...
Posted by ... on Sun, 11 May 2008 01:30:00 PST

Your Dead Self; Celebrity Encounters; And The Justice System: A Reveiw

"Your skin cells are all dead. It's a somewhat galling notion to reflect that every inch of your surface is deceased." (From A Short History of Nearly Everything.) Holy LULZ! I mean, I already knew al...
Posted by ... on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 11:25:00 PST