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the portuguese

I fucking HATE my life

About Me

The current political climate will continues to make it difficult for me to enjoy my hobby of packing trucks with explosives, driving them to government buildings, and masturbating myself senseless behind the wheel.

My Interests

Anything that defies the laws of nature

I'd like to meet:

http://www.messengers.org/events/events2005/2005.10.22.chica go.jpg Some guys that I am sure I will never meet, but would like like to roll with...shit.

Music:

Almost anything that has one of these in the background

My Blog

another notch in my belt

I have finally completed moby dick, and only after months of reading. I now feel closer to enlightenment.
Posted by the portuguese on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:26:00 PST

in england they say bollocks to this type of shit

fuck...fuck...fuck. that is all i really have to say and nothing else, mainly because i am sure everyone already knows why i am saying that. fuck you all and fucking good night. i will see you all ...
Posted by the portuguese on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

you an ass?

today is sir arthur conan doyle's birthday woooooooooo?
Posted by the portuguese on Mon, 22 May 2006 04:02:00 PST

It had to happen eventually

I don't know why but I have this feeling (pronounced filling), for those of you who realize that this is the way I really say the word, but any way.  There are people who don't really like nerds,...
Posted by the portuguese on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 01:50:00 PST

so yeah you know that kind of shit happens, what are you going to do about it

well today could have started out pretty productive, but instead I decided to smoke and go on myspace and do that kind of shit. Or maybe I am just getting that out of the way early in the morning so i...
Posted by the portuguese on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 06:01:00 PST

WHEN THERE'S NO MORE ROOM IN HELL

Today was fucking fantastic and I got to puke blood. so yeah Cory decided that we should go the mall of america and have a good time. Then we got all fancied up as zombies and went. The best part abo...
Posted by the portuguese on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 08:28:00 PST

swimming beneath a microscope

so yeah i recently found out that la cupracabra means goat sucker because it sucks the blood from goats and other small animals,  knowing this kinda makes me want to go on a crazy manhunt to thes...
Posted by the portuguese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FW: RE: RE: RE: shit

so yeah  dispite my current finacial situation things have been going great.  Like yesterday I decided to walk around instead of drive anywhere.  I listened to some good music, slept on...
Posted by the portuguese on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST