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Jillyfish

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

About Me

Just Try and Keep Up With Me. I'm spontaneous. I'm positive. The only things I truely believe in are Karma and the Balance of Life. I'm happy being who I am and though many say it, I truely don't care what others think of me. They can live their lives, let me live mine.
Jill --

[noun]:
A person with a sixth sense for detecting the presence of goblins
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Anyway here are some random blurbs about me
-I'm a photographer and I have a passion for concert photography
-I'm pretty sure I have the greatest boyfriend ever.
-My ex-roommate is hotter than yours
-I fold and organize my underwear.
-I'm on a book cover
-I can, and probably will, confuse or scare the fuck out of you.
-I see the human body as a beautiful work of art, especially the female body.
-I will never apologize for being who I am.
-If you cross me on a subject I feel strongly about I will give you hell.
-I am rather obnoxious at times.
-Although I am rather open about my sex life, it is still no business of yours.
-I hate my smile and I prefer not to have it photographed.
-I have an attention span of about 8 seconds
-It doesn't take that much to entertain me.
-I'm a big fan of nudity.
-If you actually take the time to read this, I don't want to add your damn band.
-Provocative pictures mean I am comfortable in my own skin. Not that I want to sleep with you.
-I'm in love
-I have an obsession with make-up and Retro Fashion
-I can be VERY stubborn.
-Sometimes I wear Vampire fangs for fun
-I'm too flirtatious for my own good.
-I hate making decisions
-I can burp very loud and long and I do it quite often.
-I am slowly becoming a girly-girl. but only style-wise.
-I can fit my fist in my mouth.
-I have an obsession with Kiwi birds
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Now pay attention, this concerns you

I won't add the following people: -Bands I don't know
-People with too many glitter GIFS
-420 and other drug-related slogans saturate your page
-You're obviously just trying to get more friends
-You're twice my age
-You ask me disgusting sexual questions or offer threesomes

My Interests

X-+Things I Like+-X
Boobs

Kenya
Being Drug-Free
Theatre
Musicals
Suicide Girls
The color pink
Photography
Jenna Jameson
Tekken
Soul Caliber
Strippers
Boys
Girls
Acting
Being hyper
Singing
Dancing/Stripping for fun
Computers
Cartoons
Punk/Hardcore/Metal music
Eating pure sugar
Long late night discussions about Theology
Being enlightened
DaDa
Kiwi Birds
You
X-+Things I Don't Like+-X
Racism
Humidity
Nikon cameras
Losing my keys/key card
Bitches
Homophobics
Ignorance
Minimalism
Catholicism
Jessica Simpson
Hiccups
Glitter text GIFS
Myspace profiles saturated with glitter text GIFS

But I like this cat.

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

Whoever came up with this theory.

Music:

i like music. i like a lot of music. i really don't care if you think it sucks.
Try to find your favorite band! a perfect circle
aiden
at the drive in
atreyu
bif naked
butch walker
coheed and cambria
collective soul
damien rice
darude
dead kennedys
dropkick murphys
eagles of death metal
eisley
epicurean
fall out boy
fallaway!
flogging molly
GWAR
head automatica
johnny cash
jordan tyler
kittie
le tigre
left alone
less than jake
melee
midtown
mindless self indulgence
mike doughty
moldy peaches
motion city soundtrack
my chemical romance
nekromantix
op. ivy
orgy
panic! at the disco
pretty girls make graves
rancid
reggie and the full effect
regina spektor
rufio
save ferris
shakira
sneaker pimps
somerset
something obsolete
super 8-bit brothers
system of a down
the academy is...
the arcade fire
the bouncing souls
the faint
the horrorpops
the johnny holms band
the mars volta
the spill canvas
the red hot valentines
the vandals
tsunami bomb
zolof the rock and roll destroyer...just to name a few.

Movies:

BORAT!
Lord of the Rings; all three
The Suicide Girls 1st Tour
Kill Bill 1 and 2
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Boondock Saints
Edward Scissorhands
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Crow
SLC Punk
Donnie Darko
Super Troopers
Phantom of the Opera
Rent
Secretary
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The Stand
Sin City
Flashpoint
Briana Loves Jenna
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Amelie
City of Lost Children
Walk the Line
Sleepy Hollow
Labyrinth
The Craft
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Cry Baby
The Princess Bride

Television:


Invader Zim (I'm in love with Jhonen Vasquez)
Lost. (Complete Addict)
Family Guy
Futurama
Drawn Together
Clone High
Robot Chicken
Sealab 2021
Harvery Birdman
Surgery Shows on TLC
Miami Ink
Basically anything on TLC
Aminal Cops shows on Animal Planet

Books:

How To Make Love Like A Porn Star; A Cautionary Tale by Jenna Jameson, Lord of The Rings trilogy, The Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, tons of Stephen King.

Heroes:

Jessica Rabbit, Holly Golightly, Mitch Hedburg, R.I.P., Jenna Jameson and David LaChapelle..

My Blog

I love showers more than the average person.

THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the 7 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 7 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the e...
Posted by Jillyfish on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

Party Pitchas!

I had a lot of fun at Shane's on Saturday and I had a disposable camera. Here is the fun...
Posted by Jillyfish on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:58:00 PST

A Life Update

I am finally happy
Posted by Jillyfish on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

when he isn't here...

    i miss him. and i wish he wasn't so far away. 
Posted by Jillyfish on Thu, 25 May 2006 09:53:00 PST

i miss...

i miss...   ....tony ....my dad ...parties ...being with someone ...summer nights driving aimlessly ...someone to talk to at my dorm besides amber ...actually feeling something ...creating art th...
Posted by Jillyfish on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:48:00 PST

the hardest blog i'll ever have to write. but it has to be done

i'm sure everyone in faribault is aware of what happened this weekend. but i know most of the people in my life have no idea. so i figured this was the best way to get it out there so i don't have to ...
Posted by Jillyfish on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:59:00 PST

what love really is: a cynical view.

Realize that falling in love with someone is just the results of a series of generic events that can occur between you and basically anyone who meets your standards of attractiveness. It's just an emo...
Posted by Jillyfish on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 01:58:00 PST

Patrick Stump's voice is an audio orgasm

go here http://www.strippedmusic.com/arch_fob.html listen to "Love Will Tear Us Apart." see why I needed new panties....
Posted by Jillyfish on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:38:00 PST

i knew it!

You are GIR! A stupid robot created from bits andpeices from a trash can. While you may bestupid, you are hilariously funny and prove tobe quite useful. Whereas robots don't have toeat, you eat a lot-...
Posted by Jillyfish on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 10:57:00 PST

Because People Have Been Asking: A Rant Concerning MTV and Band Popularity

August 28th, 2005: I cried inside. Why, oh why did I cry you may ask? Because one of my favorite bands for the past 3 years, Fall Out Boy, performed at the MTV VMA pre-show then proceeded to WIN a VMA...
Posted by Jillyfish on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 01:20:00 PST