Bass guitar,in a band with Lee,Matty,Nogs and Simon-Spiteful Way-Hopefully gigging in December.Motorbikes(green Kawasaki ones),bit of DJing,travelling,Sven Hassel books,Football-Bury FC
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said "Stop! don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well...are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious." I said, "Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?" He said, "Baptist!" I said,"Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?" He said, "Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?" He said,"Reformed Baptist church of god!" I said, "Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum", and pushed him off. -- Emo Phillips
I like a vast range of stuff.Punk/Crust from old to new.Crass,Discharge,Capitalist Casualties,IOD,Conflict,Nausea,HTSwallow,Doom,AGL haha,NomeansNo,Heresy,Concrete Sox,Totalitar,Skit System,Disfear,Headache,Old Man Homo,Neurosis,Stinkys,Dogfaced Hermans,Drive like Jehu,Aus Rotten,Uncle Charles (new band to me...very good!)Choking Victim,Butthole Surfers,Blah blah blah....Heavyness from Fu Manchu,Goatsnake,Monster Magnet,Some QOTSA,Early Rush,Sabbath(Osbourne,Iommi,Geezer butler Ward years only)Motorhead,Budgie,Kreator,early Helmet.Like some old indie,4ADstuff,Stone Roses,Smiths,Violent Femmes,Wedding Present..To the new,Arctic Monkeys,Kasabian.The acid folk of Incredible string band,Kraut rock,60..s psychedelia and all things Hammond Organ assisted.Also Stereolab,The Cardiacs,Rapeman,Shellac,King Missile,Bongwater but not sure how to pigeonhole them.Having said all that,I do like a lot of shit,so I..ve been told often enough
The Ordeal or Calvaire is the best film I have ever seen and would recommend it to anyone,sick,twisted Belgian and awesome.Funny Games (Michael Haneke) is also very good,but Austrian I think.very moody.NEW FILM....Wolf Creek,all the best films are about the evil of man,stuff your special effects.All the Aliens films,although they get thinner on plot every time.The Wicker Man,The Omega man,Like post-nuclear war/apocalyptic films a lot for some reason,the newest being 28 days later.Not too hot on the new remakes of old classics,don..t dig the new Texas Chainsaw,but Dawn of the dead has its moments....zombies that can sprint...pretty good!Tarantino stuff.Bad Taste and Braindead, before Peter Jackson owned New Zealand.I like all the mafia-inspired stuff as well,Godfather 1and2,Scarface,Casino,Goodfellers.
The Sofuckingpranos, watch it or get whacked motherfucker!Oh and University Challenge,Shameless,Little Britain,League Of Gentlemen,Spaced.Also engineering and Diy programs on channel 133 on cable in the early hours-New Yankee Workshop etc,if you..re watching at 9am, there..s oil painting with Bob Ross,That feller croons me to sleep.Watching his program is my firm recomendation
Sven Hassel,John Connolly,Like U.S homicide detective books-J Deaver,M Connolly.Also David Gemmell.Robin Hobb,Brian Lumley,Andy Remic.Kurt Vonnegut stuff,errrr Orwell,Antony Beever,Irvin Welsh and all his sicko episodes.Have got mein Kampf,but reckon it..s too boring to read unless you..re studying modern history.If that..s an insight into his mind,I..m afraid I..m no nearer
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