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Berns

Kaaansssassss CitttyYYYYyyyyYY?!?

About Me

The movie I worked on last year:
Dakota Skye Clip 1

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P.S. If you look really hard you can see my orange head for a good second or two.
Or, if you'd like to watch a movie with all of my scenes cut out of it, you can go to a theater near you and watch Knocked Up. Right now. This exact moment. Do it. It's funny. At least, I thought so.
...now shut up.
My passion is makeup. I love beauty and glamour, but I love blood, guts and monsters even more.
I love learning and being around people who can teach me new things.I am hot and cold at inappropriate times.
I am a very shy and antisocial creature. I don't talk to you because I'm afraid of you, not because I'm a bitch.When I was 6 years old I got upset at Queen for ripping off Vanilla Ice. It took me several years to straighten that out.A beloved friend once said to me: "I don't know anyone who loves or hates life more than you." as well as: "I didn't raise you to be a ripper fucker."Both true.I prefer brains over beauty, but i am not opposed to both.I'm usually the only person who thinks I am funny, and I've accepted that.I don't deal with douchebags.I only remember things myself if I tell someone else to remind me.I hate breaking plans so I try not to make them. My wolf can beat up your wolf.

My Interests

Sadee, violin, blood, sewing, bowling, makeup, metal, art, furry animals, tight jeans, cadillacs, textiles, classic rock, and causing trouble.

I'd like to meet:

Chipotle lovers. People who own a lot of blankets. Someone who makes me feel alone without feeling lonely. View all of Berns's Friends

Music:

If you have no room in your heart for classic rock...my heart has no room for you....seriously.

Movies:

Gay Niggers From Outer Space, Killer Klowns From Outer Space...basically anything with "from outer space" at the end.

Television:

Caligula

Books:

The Secret Camera, Green Eggs and Ham

Heroes: