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Jesse [is fakin]

Professional Lurker Extraordinaire

About Me



I drawled these for you. Click on em.... HARD:
click for a random deep thought
I took this picture:

Then I named him Wally.

My Interests

Embarrassing myself, being hungover, and having conversations with myself when no one's around.
- Cliches
- Nachos
- Whispering foreign girls
- Hot Scene Snatch
- Potatoes
- Pinball
- Making out in the janitor's closet or under the bleachers
- Alcohol
- Rhyming
- The season right before winter
- Tea

- Ideas
- Yelling the word "Obscenity!" at people when I'm driving.
- A rare good night's sleep
- Bacon and more bacon.
- “It’s not a tuba”
- Aubrey Beardsley
- Picking my nose
- Grocery Lists
- Under-Boob!!!
- Orbit's citrus mint
- Stuff that keeps me entertained or fascinated
- Letters and numbers

I'd like to meet:

Is this the personals add part? ummm "Dashing, twitchy, exocentric seeks likewise to share fleeting moments with"?Anyone down for a little of:

Special People

Miss Kitty Mitchell

Squarewave Samurai

Aisha Wolgadoodleski

Cool Lick

Benji King

Courtney

Leroy D.

Prettiful

Emily Darling

Forester

Cold Spoon

I Slept With Jen... Sorta?

Ricky 'O'

A Head

She's a Lady... whoa ohh ohh

Where the Black Fer Grows

View All of the Special Persons

Music:



13th Floor Elevators/Rocky E.
The Jam
The Cramps
Electric Eels
Shangri-Las
Syd Barrett
The Pixies
Wilco
The Black Lips
Love
The Who
Gun Club

Pink Farries
Exotica
Simply Saucer
ELO
Reigning Sound
Oblivions
Exploding Hearts
Iggy Pop & Stooges

N.Y. Dolls/Johnny T.
The Ventures
Hasil Adkins
Rolling Stones
Radio Birdman
Talking Heads
The Kinks
David Bowie
Richard Hell
Sloppy Seconds
Television
Dead Kennedeys
Lou Reed/Velvet Underground
Mummies
Donovan
T-Rex
Tom Waits
Angry Samoans
Alice Cooper
Dirtbombs
Stiv & the Boys Dead
....in short rock/garage/psych/mod/stomp/surf/punk/lounge/old/new/sad/hap py/angry/crazy/soothing/country/soul/funk/rockabilly...err umm i mean what ever you like baby?

Movies:

Pedro Almodóvar
Alejandro Jodorowsky
P.T. Anderson
Terry Gilliam
Wes Anderson
Federico Fellini
Hayao Miyazaki
Charlie Kaufman
Jean-Pierre Jeunet
Stanley Kubrick
Sex & Fury
Eternal Sunshine
The Legend of Billy Jean
Citizen Kane
Virgin Suicides
Joe vs the Volcano
Heathers
Titus
Legend
Sunset Blvd.
Hedwig & the Angry Inch
American Beauty
Naked Lunch
800 Bullets
Leolo
My Life as A Dog

….oh, and I’m a sucker for a good ‘buddy’ movie.

Television:

Don't catch much, but Family Guy, Strangers With Candy, Conan O'brian, Scrubs, Arested Development, The American Office,Mr. Show rocked, PBS (Antiques Road Show baby).

Books:

Good Omens, Hunter S. Thompson (R.I.P. but not too much...) , Portrait of Dorian Gray, Kurt V., Confederacy of Dunces, Dictionary, Thesaurus, Almanacs, Atlases Fahrenheit 451, but now I only read fashion magazines and Uncut.

Heroes:

Anyone who's killed them selves.

My Blog

Things that my life needs

One kiss Leads to Another A good book (not 'The') (click here for list) Weightlifting Gloves All the fixins New shoes Mix CD's of all sorts Trapper Keeper and maybe some of those bad ass kangaroo slam...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

Summer Always Reading List

Moby Dick Amy Hempel The Dog of the Marriage Reasons to Live At the Gates of the Animal Kingdom Raymond Carver Mary Robison Jack Kerouac Hemingway The Sun Also Rises Allen Ginsburg D.H. Lawrence ...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

How Not to Fall in Love

by me.dedicated to every girl I've ever loved."Saaaaaaay, you look just like my mother.""I cut cuz I love you!""STD FREE IN '93""Yer sooo beautiful.Like a beautiful painting or something.""You can't t...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:46:00 PST

Cuz blogging is fucking retarded!

- Put that in your brainhole!   - The words every girl longs to hear: "Baby... I wanna make you FAMOUSSSS."   - OK alllright... I'll promise you one thing, and one thing only. If I where ev...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST

Celebrity Stew... Skewed.

AhhhhhnoldMicky J.Scarlett JoGwenivier PalthrowBilly Murray...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST

Creeeeepy Craaaawly Creepy Creepy Crawly Crawly.

Meet Tabetha.I found her camping out on my rearview mirror.If you want to go say hello I eventually moved her to a cozy little tree next to the China Buffet on 39th....
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

The pudding is in the proof!

So the 1600 mile illegal drive was a success! Good bless my mom van... soon to be church-van? (Ill go into that later). Cleveland was eerily(ha! Theres like a pun or something like that in there so...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:52:00 PST

"If you wanna make some toast...

You gotta have some bread".Revonnas Rollerdisco Inferno 06I wish I could find more time and money for intoxication and rickety carnivals!I found this guy on the outside of my apt. door Saturday aftern...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Tue, 23 May 2006 04:30:00 PST

Confessions of a dangerous mime...

???.Seems Ive been feeling like a bit of an asshole lately and I havent exactly been able to put a finger on why. So I came up with what I thought to be a definite, sure fire way of cleansing my soul!...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:34:00 PST

BBQ Massacre 2006

Slash mail burning party.Who would've thought that such an innocent little bbq could turn into such a deadly event? Well, none of the actual gore was documented, but I think it was obvious as to wher...
Posted by Jesse [is fakin] on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST