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ryan

what in the sam hell?!

About Me

i'm ryan beye.

i am the bane of your exsistence.

I have little idea how to update my top 8. Possibly from lack of caring? probably so.

I am extremely good at backing into parking spaces, parallel parking, and moving around cars in general.

I log onto my myspace about once every 3 months. Nothing new there.

If you'd like to see me act foolish and swing things around then feel free to push play on this video. I'm the one with the beard.

My Interests

i like to make things. pretty much anything. I like the idea of creation. i like making t-shirts, that's fun i guess.

I'd like to meet:

people who when you meet them, are quite timid and don't say much and don't smile well... at all. then, a few days later you get to know them and they smile for the first time and you notice they have the BIGGEST FREAKING GUMS IN THE WORLD!!! I'd like to meet the exact opposite of those people.

Music:

ac/dc to zz top.

Movies:

rushmore, the royal tenenbaums, the big lebowski, high fidelity, empire records, amelie, trainspotting, swingers, office space, wet hot american summer, a mighty wind, waiting for guffman, day/dawn/night of the (living) dead, army of darkness, reanimator, slums of beverly hills, plague of lepers, ghost world, most any good movie.

Television:

anything on the discovery channel, the state, mr. show, sealab 2021, athf, family guy, the simpsons, reno 911

Books:

life after god, 1984, choke, power vs. force, house of leaves, youth in revolt

My Blog

friday night

Friday night consisted of the following things: 1. Blue Koi parking lot2. Drunk guys3. Drunk guys backing into my car4. Drunk guy punching me in the back of head5. Same guy trying to twist my arm behi...
Posted by ryan on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:43:00 PST