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KrackerJap

i love disneyland.

About Me

i'm small, loud, funny, and a lil random. i love to dance, i love to laugh, i love to cry, and i love to love...

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My Alcoholiscope:
GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21) Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior much-- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:



Music:

well i love the 80's, rock, hip hop, disco, and a lil pop. just to name a few... peaches, tenacious d, gwen stefani, the beatles, the presidents of the united states of america, prince, the beastie boys, portishead, madona, wyclef, steve miller band, styx, johnny cash, a tribe called quest, journey, tool, dave matthew's band, no doubt, dr. octagon, weezer, nirvana, justin timberlake, krs1, green day, michael jackson, sublime, oh and these guys...

the spazmatics

the boogie knights

Movies:

this could go on for awhile... grandma's boy, zoolander, old school, dodgeball, alice in wonderland, half baked, school of rock, blades of glory, happy gilmore, lord of the rings trilogy, clerks, clerks 2, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, labrynth, pretty woman, 6th sence, 5th elememt, return to paradice, my private idaho, princess bride, pulp fiction, reservior dogs, pick of destiny, goonies, van wilder, fight club, beetlejuice, chicago, moulin rouge, superbad, ferris beuller, edward scissor hands, the pirates trilogy, all of the die hards, stand by me, star wars trilogies, sleepy hollow, nightmare before christmas, blow, both willy wonkas, alice in wonderland, simpons movie, transformers, all the harry potters, pretty much anything will ferrell, johnny depp, bruce willis, jack black, or vince vaughn in it.

Television:

i love food network, comedy central, animal planet, vh1, mtv, csi las vegas, nip tuck, ghost hunters, family guy, america's next top model, extreme makeover home edition, sifl and oli, the girls next door, lost, iron cheff, nanny 911, reno 911, the simpsons, robot chicken, mythbusters, buffy, oh and i love commercials.

Books:

let's see... the vampire chronicles, allice through the looking glass, the incarnations of immortality, the twilight series

Heroes:

my family, friends, buddha, and these two...

My Blog

Prince

This past Saturday I had the chance to see the greatest show I could ever imagine seeing and I owe it all to Matt. Prince at the Empire Ballroom here in Vegas. It was unbelievable. I don't even h...
Posted by KrackerJap on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:49:00 PST

Thanks to all who celebrated my birthday with me!

 My birthday totally rocked this year! I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who came out and kicked it and helped me celebrate. Spaz, Boggie Knights, and The Dope MCs were the perfec...
Posted by KrackerJap on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:42:00 PST

My Birthday Week

I'm gonna be celebrating my birthday On Wed 5.17.06 at Suncoast Spaz, Fri 5.19.06 at House of Blues Spaz, and Sat 5.20.06 at House of Bluse Boogie Knights. I'm not having an actual party or anyth...
Posted by KrackerJap on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:37:00 PST

Airbags

There's nothing like the smell of gunpowder and the sound of airbags deploying at 5 am to kill a St. Patty's Day buzz.
Posted by KrackerJap on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 12:36:00 PST

My fav 1 liner memories....

And Go!    Suck It!    Tripod.    Good Times!    Mocos. Turd Ferguson.    I'm Funny.    Moguls. ...
Posted by KrackerJap on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:43:00 PST

Crazy weekend

What a weekend... Friday: Almost got into a fight with some crazy broad trying to start shit with my girlfriend, had some BW3 with renegaderusty and masa brown, then off to Spaz to get my 80's fix, th...
Posted by KrackerJap on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:17:00 PST

Ignorance

Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity?  ~Steve Polyak Your ignorance cramps my conversation.  ~Anthony Hope A person is never happy exce...
Posted by KrackerJap on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 05:02:00 PST

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.  The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.  The egg mutters to no one in parti...
Posted by KrackerJap on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 04:34:00 PST

friendship

When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain...
Posted by KrackerJap on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 05:21:00 PST

confidence

I never seek to defeat the person I am fighting. I seak to defeat their confidence. A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory. Two persons are equals...true equals...only when the...
Posted by KrackerJap on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 01:38:00 PST