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About Me

Fun, funny and funnest are good words to describe me. I live in too serious a world and I love to just cut loose and be ridiculous everynow and again. But don't judge too quick, I'm college educated, run my own business and teach part time. I'm a semi - pro musician (Check out my band on iTunes and click here Support Local Music , a film maker and quasi-television producer of local show - Moron Life , with a hunger for life and adventure. I enjoy hanging out with friends, whether it be laughing it up sharing a drink or playing a sport or going to a concert or movie. Looking to make some new friends and learn something new. If anything else, to just laugh so hard that milk comes out my nose...

My Interests

Singing and Writing Music. Producing my tv show, Moron Life . Making short films and taking them to film fests. Playing craps in Vegas or Tahoe. Hitting up Golds gym at ten thirty at night with my late crew. PS2. Playing Football and Volleyball. I love drinking four Long Island Ice Teas and then dancing to Hip Hop. I love greenpeace.

I'd like to meet:

Erica Campbell, Seth McFarlane, Robin Mead, Christy Romano, Vince Vaughn, John Stewart, Will Farell, Pharell from the Neptunes and NERD, and Hugh Hefner. OH yeah, and maybe a girl with a sense of humor, a head on her shoulders and a little fashion sense. Someone kind, cute and fun.

Music:

I love music... haven't found anything good lately... however, I love that song, "Nth Degree" by Morning Wood. Also, Sevendust for shure. Anthony Hamilton, Beyonce', Yeah, I said Beyonce', wanna fight about it??? John Legend, the Roots, The Booty Call RoKin, Jack Johnson, 50, Jaguar Wright, Mosquitos, Hepcat, Kenny Wayne Shepard, and whatever is going on the launchcast...

Movies:

Predator, Robocop, Aliens, Old School, The Jerk, The 40 year old virgin, Shawshank Redemption, Knocked up, Spiderman 3, Rise of the Silver Surfer, Brokeback Mountain (seriously, it's good), X-2, Batman Begins, The Prestige, The Departed.. and too many more to list...

Television:

Degrassi the Next Generation, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dinner for Five, Project Greenlight, Best Week Ever, The Shield, The Daily Show,Arrested Development, Las Vegas, Moron Life , Family Guy, Futurama, Adult Swim, CNN Headline news especially with Robin Mead, Don't forget Moron Life. and more importantly, The Suite Life of Zach and Cody.

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One day, Make love the Bruce Campbell Way, Preacher, Lies and the Lying Liars Who tell them by Al Franken, Dude, Where's my Country by Michael Moore, Powers by Brian Michael Bendis, and my all time favorite....To Kill a Mockingbird.

Heroes:

Maya Angelou, Oprah Winfrey, What the Hell am I talking about?, Vic Mackey, The Beastie Boys, The Oakland A's and ...Hugh Hefner. And what the hell... Monte Lebo.

My Blog

But I felt the aftershock

So the next day after the earthquake, after I felt so bad for missing it, I laid down to take a little catnap a few minutes before 4pm. As my head hit the pillow and I close my eyes, I felt the ...
Posted by L O N on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 07:45:00 PST

Left out...

So, I dunno if any of ya'll heard, but San Jose had a 5.6 earthquake tonight and EVERYBODY is talking about it.Except me.I didn't feel it.Yep, that's right people. One of the biggest social phen...
Posted by L O N on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:17:00 PST

What about BlowJobs?

Man, I'm so Jealous I didn't produce this.... ...
Posted by L O N on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 12:31:00 PST

For those of you who were wondering...

So this here's the bike update. Also, thanks to all who sent in their submissions for what I should do. I decided to chain my bike to his so that when the dude came to pick up his bike he'd have to co...
Posted by L O N on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:29:00 PST

Why the human race aint making a good argument for itself. Part 2.

Okay, so I live in a five-plex apartment complex. I share living space with four other units. Usually, everybody leaves each other alone and it's fine. Occasionally, I'll have over z...
Posted by L O N on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:07:00 PST

Filipinos CHILL

Eveybody CHILL for that matter... I guess the flips are in an uproar for some line on desperate housewives this last weekend. You wanna know what was said, look it up on the internet, it's just about ...
Posted by L O N on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 02:30:00 PST

Why the Human Race aint making a good argument for itself. Part 1

Have I mentioned lately that I hate people?Well I went to Wal-Mart today.That should say it all right there, but there's more. So I'm walking to the check out stand with ONE item, that's it, one...
Posted by L O N on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:38:00 PST

Lon gets interviewed on Viral

Here's me on a net show called Viral. Enjoy. Online Videos by Veoh.com...
Posted by L O N on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

Just a Man

Man, Was Born to Love Though Often he has sought, like Icarus To fly too high and far too lonely then he ought To kiss the sun, of East and West and hold the world at his behest To hold the terrible ...
Posted by L O N on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

Comic Con Pics

Yo Homeys, So here's a little slide show of some of the better pics from our trip down to San Diego. Remember, for full coverage of comic con, go to my site, www.moronlife.com and check them out...
Posted by L O N on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST