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Rasta 808

I'm a dirty pirate hooker from whore island

About Me

I'm a shrimp ranglin, cocktail serving, scientist and full time student. Things that make me who I am are random phrases that make people go hmmm. I beat my friends for fun and will kick kittens if I feel they are judging me. I hate tomatoes and do not find ketchup seductive. I am loud and like to get hammered drunk to the point where I can't taste chicken. I don't like to be shooshed or have my ears touched. I have giant feet and really large shins. I hate makeup and love beer. I don't like to be humped by dolphins but would still try to save one even if it did try to take advantage of me. I laugh like a drunk, drowning monkey. I like life better when I am near the ocean and would make love to my GTO if I owned one. I love my family and couldn't make it through this crazy thing called life if it weren't for my friends. My plan is to enjoy as many moments of my life as I can, and try to keep from pooping my pants for as long as possible.

My Interests

Surfing, fishing, drinking beer, da kine, camping, traveling, man stink, hiking, boating of any kind, bags, string cheese, beating hookers with pork chops and of course skinning cats.

I'd like to meet:

Bob Marley (my Dad...my Mom just hasn't admitted to it yet)

Music:

I like it all...except easy listening light rock, like Kenny G and Micheal Bolton, most country and mainstream pop music. My favorites are reggae, blues, classic rock, punk, oldies, latin salsa. I got a fever for cowbell and love me some underground polka. I also play the jazz flute.

Movies:

To many classics to name them all. Best quotable movies...anchor man, tommy boy, super troopers, spaceballs, office space, the Godfather, oh too many good ones to name, but you get the point.

Television:

Deadliest Catch freakin rocks!!! But other than that Screw TV now days it's all a bunch of crap. The only ones worth watching for me are South Park, Family guy, Planet Earth and a few other random ones...like The Gillmore Girls...oh I love that show!!!! JUST KIDDING!!!

Books:

I like pop up books, and hate books that are filled with things like facts...I find those books smug and judgmental

Heroes:

My Grandpa and any one who is real and willing to be themselves no matter what others think of them