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joakim

...you have to love a holiday that encourages girls to dress slutty...

About Me

Girls get depressed being with me because I am always happy and easy going. Every morning is a good morning in hawaii, why worry about yesterday.
Butanding in Donsol
Hammock Hall of Fame, long awaited for, enjoy.
Tough day indeed...
Trip to Maningning with Blue Mango and the Mongo CrewBelow, my brother and Cain... Yes, they are rock stars... Yes, I am his brother... Yes, you can be my groupie.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com
www.cainandbeesh.com

My Interests

scuba diving, technical diving, free diving, beer drinking, just chillin with my hombres. my quest in life is to collect as many awesome breath-takingly super memories i possibly can. Must say that my recent tries at surfing and rock climbing have added some real moments in my life. I love hawaii.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone, everyone is different. Someone that can limit their moodswings from the extremes would be nice.) Grumpy people that take life too seriously are just too boring.
Your Monster Profile
Infamous Killer

You Feast On: Fried Twinkies

You Lurk Around In: Sewers

You Especially Like to Torment: Hicks What's Your Monster Name?

Music:

happy reggae, dark and evil blackmetall, fast and melodic trance, aggressive hardcore stuff, masterwork acts of blues, instrumental and symphonic pieces.
Pubcrawl in Boracay

Movies:

Office Linebacker



Terry Tate is one gigantic linebacker. This gentlemen keeps the office place in order with shear terror and intimidation.

Television:

Surfing Rodents, just excellent, thanks Ocean for finding this one.

Books:

playboy??? naaa, not much time for reading in hawaii.

Heroes:

Berth Milton and Hugh Hefner and all other sick guys that are living a crazy life with just girls, party and no worries in the world.
JJ and George Irvin for setting the world record cave penetration in florida's wakulla springs 0f 18000 feet penetration to a depth of 300 feet. that was a 16 hrs long dive. that is a near impossible acomplishment. easier to explore the moon than to do that dive.
Kenta for taking me surfing for the first time, thanks buddy.
Leda for showing me the wonders of rock climbing.
Stefan for always being ready to dive deep and explore the depths of hawaii with me.
Matt for killing some awesome caves in Yukatan with me.
Max for still being my roommate for this long at cinqo del kaioo.
My brothers for surviving growing up with me.My dad for being the coolest dad in the world.
My mom for being the coolest mom in the world.

My Blog

Monk Seal Molesting Turtle

This poor turtle was just not left alone by this female monk seal.... Quite fun to watch, hope you like it.Jo ...
Posted by joakim on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:45:00 PST

Lillies Birthday Toga Party

Lillies turned 30 with a drunken bang... booze cruise on the Aukai in togas followed by real shady pubs in chinatown... great work... great singing:)Enjoy the video and the slide show! ...
Posted by joakim on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:05:00 PST

Molokini Crater Deep Dive, Maui

Hope you enjoy the video.AlohaJo ...
Posted by joakim on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:31:00 PST

Wreck Diving on Kahala Barge

4 mad divers exploring the Kahala Barge. Fun stuff, also the last video I managed to get before the camera floated away for good... rest in piece little camera.Jo ...
Posted by joakim on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Yucatan Cave diving report

Third annual Yucatan cave diving tripAloha, Matt and I just came back from our third year from Mexico's Yucatan peninsula. This area is fortunate to have a soft limestone ground, that underground rive...
Posted by joakim on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 04:14:00 PST

3 tank dive! Seatiger x 2 plus Baby Barge Night dive!

Aloha everyone. Thanks for coming out on the 3 tank adventure, I hope you had as much fun as I didJ. First of all I want to congratulate Chris, Catherine and Don for completing their wreck package, ma...
Posted by joakim on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:44:00 PST

My Brothers Wedding:)

Took a while to get time to edit this beast, but it was fun. The day is split in two parts, ceremony and after party... they both hold some gems.Check them out! ...
Posted by joakim on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:33:00 PST

Skydiving with my mom

My mom is terrified of heights, so we took her skydiving to cure her... evil huh? MOOOOHAHAHAHA... enjoy the video. ...
Posted by joakim on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:26:00 PST

Patos Last Surf Session

My brother just left hawaii, but before he did we went surfing one last time. Small waves, lots of fun, lots of bikinis... mmm... billabong... beautiful:)Check out the video ...
Posted by joakim on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 05:18:00 PST

Sharks and scooters on the corsair

Four days of fun diving ended today when Kjersti from Norway finished her last dives with me. Kjersti was coming out of Australia and stopped by Hawaii to do some fun dives before going back to the co...
Posted by joakim on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:04:00 PST