I am enlisted in the 501st Legion; Dune Sea Garrison as SL/BH/TD/IG-8759. I am known to most people as "Aviator Vader," "Jimmy BufFETT," and/or "Bear In The Air." I usually am one of 6 people depending on the occasion. I could be:
Darth Vader:
Boba Fett:
Jango Fett:
A Sandtrooper:
An Imperial Death Star Gunner:
Outside of the costuming / Star Wars world, I am a commercial pilot training to become an airline pilot:
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Yeah, that's what the man behind the mask looks like. However, if it weren't socially unacceptable and/or illegal in some cases, I would wear a mask the whole time I was in public!
My Top 10 Jeff Foxworthy "you might be a redneck jokes:"
You might be a redneck if:
1. You've ever emptied the bed of your pickup truck by driving backwards really fast and slammin' on the brakes!
2. You think that "Silence of the Lambs" is what happens when Larry (the Cable Guy) walks out to the barn.
3. Somebody yells "do the Hoe-Down" and you throw your girlfriend on the floor.
4. Somebody tells you you've got something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
5. Your mother can tell a state trooper to kiss her ass without takin' the Marlboro out of her mouth.
6. You think that fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.
7. If somebody asks to see your identification and you show him your belt buckle.
8. You've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said 'concentrate.'
9. You have a complete set of salad bowls and the all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.
10. You work without a shirt on and so does your husband.
I frequently take road trips. The longest road trip I've driven solo was from Dartmouth, MA to Apache Junction, AZ (2,800 miles!) Since August '04, I have driven over 125,000 miles!
I've encountered some severe weather along my travels:
I have been to and driven over the Hoover Dam:
I have been to the Grand Canyon:
I have driven where the speed limit is the highest in the country ... Portions of I-10 and I-20 in Texas are 80 mph:
I have driven the entire length of the longest single-state interstate in the USA. I-10 runs for 881 miles in Texas:
I've been on the highest paved road in the USA. There is a paved road that climbs all the way to the top of Mount Evans, CO. Elevation: 14,264 feet above sea level!
I've been to the largest McDonald's in the world! It's located in Vinita, OK, and it's a service station on the Will Rogers Turnpike (I-44.)
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Scott
Birthday: 11-10-1983
Birthplace: Suburbs of Chicago, IL
Current Location: Phoenix, AZ
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 1.5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Bohemian; Polish; Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Gel-Nimbus
Your Weakness: If I told ya, then ya might just wanna test me, wouldn't ya?!
Your Fears: KNIVES!; being rejected; work not paying off
Your Perfect Pizza: Deep dish vegetable!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Earn my CFI Gold Seal - ACCOMPLISHED!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: 10 4
Thoughts First Waking Up: What time is it?
Your Best Physical Feature: My short hair
Your Bedtime: Usually around midnight.
Your Most Missed Memory: Celebrating the holidays with family and friends
Pepsi or Coke: I really don't care, but if I had the choice, I'd go with Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: I don't date anybody.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Indifferent
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: Only a cigar on occasion (NEVER cigarettes)
Do you Swear: Yes I do ... and probably more than I should.
Do you Sing: Only if I know the lyrics to the song.
Do you Shower Daily: Absolutely ... usually multiple times per day!
Have you Been in Love: NEVER! Seriously ... I never have; never came close.
Do you want to go to College: I've already graduated!
Do you want to get Married: NEVER! Nothing bad about it, but it's just not for me.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: (sigh) ... I've been told to stop saying "no" to this.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really.
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: HELL YES! They fascinate me!
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: For the love of G'd no!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: In my Vader or Fett armor.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A pilot ... oh wait ... I already am!
What country would you most like to Visit: I do not want to leave the U.S.A.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favorite Eye Color: Neutral
Favorite Hair Color: Neutral
Short or Long Hair: Neutral
Height: My height +- 3"
Weight: Depnds of body type.
Best Clothing Style: My eyes answer this one
Number of Drugs I have taken: NONE ... PERIOD!
Number of CDs I own: Who gives a sh!t?
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOYFB ... None Of Your F---ing Business!
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