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Luminary of Affliction

"We must make reason shit"-Antonin Artaud

About Me


It is true that I have been gone for awhile . Where I ventured to is a story for another day. I am back in Pittsburgh, PA at the prestigious U of Pitt attempting to become a teacher (MA in Education).AIM-misogynymurder Yahoo-misanthrope5
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Keith
Birthday: Around February
Birthplace: Bremerton
Current Location: Pissburgh, Pa
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: five foot seven
Right Handed or Left Handed: I masturbate with my right
Your Heritage: Filipino/Portuguese/Mexican="FlipoSpico"
The Shoes You Wore Today: Doc Martens
Your Weakness: Ice Tea
Your Fears: Fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni with Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get into the school of Education
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Jesus, another fucking day"
Your Best Physical Feature: my face
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: I cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: It was Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Dark Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee: Blonde and Sweet
Do you Smoke: ocasionally
Do you Swear: like a sailor
Do you Sing: like Frank Sinatra clearing his throat
Do you Shower Daily: I hope so
Have you Been in Love: This is where I laugh to cover my abject misery
Do you want to go to College: Im there
Do you want to get Married: theres a slim chance in Hell
Do you belive in yourself: Im going the distance, im going for speed
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: moderately
Are you a Health Freak: no, but I work out when I have time
Do you get along with your Parents: I get along with my Father
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Lexapro
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: natural causes but I doubt it
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: fireman
What country would you most like to Visit: somwhere other than here
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown/hazel/green
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: doesnt matter
Weight: thick, Rachel Ray thick
Best Clothing Style: Vintage, say 40's-50's
Number of Drugs I have taken: 6
Number of CDs I own: 300
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 10x10^10power
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) High
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

My Interests

intellectual stimulation

I'd like to meet:

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What metal band are you?

Cryptopsy
You are Cryptopsy! You're one of the most well rounded death metal bands around! You have everything anyone could want in a death metal band: speed, technicality, heaviness, and brutality. Lightning fast guitars, drums, and bass, amazing death metal growls are what you're known for!

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You are The Hierophant

Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching.

All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel.

The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist.

What Tarot Card are You?
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Music:

metal (heavy, death, black, power, grind, symphonic, avant-garde, post-modern black), jazz (traditional and smooth), old country, eighties, classic rock, power violence and noise. Anything extreme or interstingwww.moribundcult.com

Movies:

horror and slasher films, drug induced films, Italian horror films, bizzarre films.

Television:

Millenium, Adult Swim, M.A.S.H. and Magnum P.I.

My Blog

Im Not Socially Inept...Really

Asking a woman out is never easy. What's worse is if you fuck up on the initial proposal of taking a female out, you cannot take it back, and your guaranteed that your chances with the woman have been...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Wed, 28 May 2008 01:42:00 PST

The Economics of Strip Clubs

The Economics of Strip Clubs              Today, I shall mix work with pleasure. I cannot go through the summer without writing something that is...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:34:00 PST

Ceremonial Speech-Given 30 min. ago 4/18/08

Keith Nigel Dagsaan David B. Landes Public Speaking Ceremonial speech Full Outline Sono la salva Sono il sacrificio Sono la pestilenza Sono le feci dal signore -Diamanda Galas "Sono L'antichristo" ...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

A Strange Occurence

I do not believe in ESP, yet a strange occurrence happened to me today involving my Speech teacher and myself. I had awoken late, normally arising at 730 am, yet waking at 1150 instead. Plagued by dre...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 01:32:00 PST

Short Paper: Macbeth

While it has been argued that Macbeth is a misogynistic play, there is more evidence that its discursive structure points rather to the idea of vagina dentata and horror feminae, concepts which could ...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 10:22:00 PST

Leviathan: Tentacles of Whorror

When speaking about "mainstream" music, it is primarily describing popular music which is easily accessible to the general public, disseminated through more than one form of mass media, consumed en ma...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:52:00 PST

Trivial Pursuit and the Sounds of Fucking

No matter how hard you try, you cannot extinguish the sound of fucking. It is a audible anathema when confronted with it, more so when you are not the object of the one being fucked. Try to put ear pl...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:23:00 PST

Meditations on Virginia Woolf

In Monique Wittig's One Is Not Born A Woman, she writes "There is no possible fight for someone deprived of an identity, no internal motivation for fighting, since, although I can fight only with othe...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST

Verbal Aktion 14.2006

we are invariably torn between the past and the futureregrets and missed opportunitiesexpectations and hopesbut it will all be destroyed by timeyet in some casestime cannot kill quickly enoughexpectat...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

Pet Peeves II

Previous Pet Peeve: People who believe in destiny or fateTodays Pet Peeve: Soul MatesThis idea moves me...as in the way I have a bowel movement after drinking a cup of coffee while eating mexican food...
Posted by Luminary of Affliction on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:18:00 PST