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Brad Henchman

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About Me

I am a cyborg created by CyberDyne systems. I am from the future where machines rule over mankind.Unfortunately,there is still some resistance lead by a man named John Conner,I was sent back in time to kill his mother Sarah Conner,so that he would never be born.Thereby crushing the resistance! However,Sarah Conner must be one crafty bitch,cause I couldn't find her ass anywhere,so I said fuck it and went to the bar.We don't have bars in the future,so I was excited to taste my first beer(yes,cyborgs can drink beer! This is my fuckin' bio,bitch!)It was there I also discovered music......and the rest they say.....is history!........ Hmmmmm..........I wonder if that bitch could be on myspace?

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/2/2006
Band Website: this is as good as it gets for now
Band Members: Brad Henchman playing everything you hear with the exception of " Seen You Lookin' Pretty"-Nick Perry(Grave Blankets) on drums,Lula Perry(Grave Blankets) on bass-recorded and mixed by Nick Perry(Also play in Sunshine/Moonshine Room)
Influences: Bob Dylan,Johnny Cash,The Grateful Dead,John Fogerty and CCR,The Band,Leonard Cohen,Tom Waits,Neil Young,Tom Petty,Nick Cave,Nick Drake,John Cale,Iron and Wine,Alexander Spence,Syd Barrett,Pink Floyd,Eric Burden and the Animals,Reigning Sound,Shane MacGowan,Andre Williams,Jimi Hendrix,The White Stripes,Country Teasers,Charlie Sexton,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Bright Eyes,Tori Amos,Fiona Apple,Rachael Yamagata,Beck,Afghan Whigs,Bjork,Bosshog,PJ Harvey,Regina Spektor,Mark Lanegan,Mudhoney,The Monkeywrench,The Big F, Jane's Addiction,The Dogs D'Amour,Cheveu,Magic City,Led Zeppelin,Modest Mouse,Built To Spill,The Beatles,The Doors,Black Sabbath,Nine Inch Nails,Marilyn Manson,Nirvana,Courtney Love,Morphine,Primus,Steven Jesse Bernstein,William S. Burroughs,Billy Childish,Dan Melchior,The Velvet Underground,The Jesus and Mary Chain,The Rolling Stones,Grave Blankets,Missy Elliott,Macy Gray,Gnarls Barkley,Nina Simone,Prince,Elvis Presley,Rod Stewart,Chris Cornell,Chris Robinson,Eminem,Notorious B.I.G.,Tupac,Cypress Hill,Snoop Dogg,Pharrell,Bosshog Outlaws,Jay-Z,I.C.P.(for shits and giggles)Hank Williams Sr.,Lucinda Williams,Hank Williams III,David Allan Coe,Waylon Jennings,Shooter Jennings,Conway Twitty,Kenny Rogers,Dolly Parton,Allison Krause,Patsy Cline,Frederic Chopin,Beethoven,Niccolo Paganini,John Williams,Django Rhinehart,Emmet Ray,Norah Jones,Frank Zappa,The Violent Femmes,The Jon Spencer Blues Explosion,Num,Angels Of Light(Michael Gira in general),Jarboe,Akron Family,Devendra Banhart,(the raw music of) Mother Fungus,Frances Clarke,The Open Up and Bleeds(anything Joel Segerstedt is in),Tricky,Massive Attack,Mazzy Star(and all things Hope Sandoval),Theath and the Inca Taqui Trio,Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots,Holly and the Dead Saints,Psychoine,Boo Hiss,Belle and Sebastian,The Low Lows,Wolfgang Press,Pavement,Marvin Gaye,Billie Holiday,Sam Cooke,Dr.Hook,Ray Charles,Elton John,Leon Russell,Beat Happening,The Flaming Lips,Sigur Ros,any experimental musicians on my friends list,those who care more about the music than the money,and yet I still admire the drive and tenacity of those who engage in shameless self-promotion (as long as the music keeps its integrity)Independent Films,Quentin Tarantino,Martin Scorcese,David Lynch,Stanley Kubrick,Woody Allen,Thomas Andrew Putnam(I discovered him on PBS-hope to see more from him soon),Alfred Hitchcock,Ron Howard,Jim Jarmusch,Tim Burton,H.P.Lovecraft,M.Night Shyamalan,James Cameron,George Lucas,William Friedkin,John Waters,Oliver Stone,Vincent Gallo,Spike Lee,Mel Brooks,Darren Lynn Bousman,Leigh Whannell,James Wan,John Pogue,Robert DeNiro,Al Pacino,Joe Pesci,Brad Pitt,Matt Damon,Willem Dafoe,Gary Sinise,Val Kilmer,Elizabeth Shue,John Travolta,Tommy Lee Jones,Benicio Del Torro,Jason Statham,Leonardo DiCaprio,Ed Norton,Mark Wahlberg,Mickey Rourke,Denzel Washington,Morgan Freeman,Johnny Depp,Ed Harris,Jude Law,Kevin Spacey,Angelina Jolie,Maria Bello,Anthony Hopkins,Nicholas Cage,Laura Dern,Uma Thurman,Charlize Theron,Christina Ricci,Jodie Foster,Dakota Fanning,Nicole Kidman,Harvey Kietel,Halle Berry,Allison Hannigan,Claire Danes,Billy Bob Thornton,Samuel L. Jackson,Cuba Gooding Jr.,Dennis Hopper,Jack Nicholson,Danny DeVito,Neve Campbell,Winona Ryder,Susan Sarandon,Juliette Lewis,Tom Cruise,Jaime Foxx,Clint Eastwood,Edgar Allen Poe,William Shakespeare,Sir Walter Scott,Kurt Vonnegut,Chuck Palahniuk,J.R.R.Tolkien,Barry Gifford,George Orwell,Anton LaVey,Sun Tzu,The Bible,,Jim Carrey,Richard Pryor,Carlos Mencia,Chris Titus,Tom Green,my parents,my inner circle of friends,people who appear to be more genuine in their christian beliefs than hungry for money(No,I'm not a christian but I highly respect them when they are for real)-Ray Comfort,,Kirk Cameron(yes -from the tv show Growing Pains)Mr.T.(yes B.A. Barracus from the A-Team is a converted christian and the son of a preacher man!),my enemies,military leaders and strategists of the past and present,stunt men and women,extreme sports,paranormal activity,UFO's,conspiracy theories,ghost stories,vampires,werevolves,folklore,old wives tales,urban legends,and literature and documentaries pertaining to such,experiments in mind control and hypnosis,psychology,sociology,motorcycles(dirt and street)four-wheelers,classic sports cars,muscle cars,any customized vehicle that 's pimped out,vintage guitars and musical equipment,home remedies,natural cures and homeopathic medicine,police and military gadgets,traditional,sport, and reality-based martial arts,Kazushi Sakuraba,Eddie Bravo,Dan Gable,Jim Wagner,Tony Blauer(for S.p.e.a.r. and High Gear training and equipment),Bruce Lee,Morihei Ueshiba,Sogaku Takeda,Vanderlei Silva,Mirko Filipovic,Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira,Fedor Emelianenko,Andre Arlovski,Randy Couture,Dan Henderson,Tito Ortiz,Jigoro Kano,Farmer Burns,Karl Gotch,Nir Mamman ,Marc"Animal" MacYoung,Barry "Cuda" Yedwabnick,Anthony DeLongis,Mark Hatmaker,Masahiko Kimura,DR.Ted Gambordella,Rudimar Federico,Bill Wallace,Cung Lee,Matt Furey,Pavel Tsatsouline,Gene LeBell,The Gracies and Machados,Dan Inosanto,Diana Inosanto,Graciella Casillas-Boggs,Ernie Boggs,Roger Jarrett,Jay Napier,Jacob Lees,Lisa Mullins,Ben Lowman,David Jones,The Dog Brothers,Paul Vunak,Gene Simco,Benny"The Jet" Urquidez,Vladimir Vasiliev,Georges St.Pierre,Matt Hughes,Yves Edwards,Carlos Newton,Jon Jepson,W.Hock Hockheim,Dana Abbott,Anderson Silva,Diego Sanchez,Bas Rutten,Cowboy shooting and fast draw competitions,Lynn Thompson and the Cold Steel Challenge,Ragnar Benson,Les Stroud,Massad Ayoob,Paladin Press,Ben Franklin,Thomas Edison,Isaac Newton,Alexander Graham Bell,Marconi,Tesla(the man,not the band named after him),Winston Churchill,Robert F.Kennedy,Abe Lincoln,John Adams,Lyndon B.Johnson,James Madison,Nelson Mandela,Betty Williams,Martin Luther King Jr.,Rosa Parks,Ruben Carter,George Washington,George Washington Carver,Bill O'Reilly,Lou Dobbs,Leonardo Da Vinci,Jack LaLanne,The story of Robin Hood,B.F. Skinner,Booker T. Washington,Edgar Cayce,Nostradamus,organized crime,stories and studies of WWII,leaders with poor leadership skills and the idiots,slaves,robots,sheep and common folk whose decisions they affect,the grip of fear of other human beings and people of power that keep weaker people controlled,the mindset of people who appear to be unafraid to die and refuse to live their lives on their knees, foreign languages,third world countries,books and movies that are based on true stories,biographies,autobiographies,Discovery Channel,History Channel,Criss Angel from Mindfreak,"Dog" The Bounty Hunter,porn,alcohol,videogames,pretty women,intelligent women(usually not one in the same,but it happens)(If you're dumb AND ugly I guess you're still getting fucked.....by mother nature and the rest of society) minimalists,intelligent people who are misunderstood or persecuted by less intelligent folks,people who were called crazy because their ideas and beliefs were ahead of their time,people who were burned at the stake for being witches,but were not witches,people who raised from the dead,but were not really dead,people like Danny Bonaduce,people who defeated their personal demons,people who practice what they preach,people who are really genuine and good,people who are inherently evil,people with strange phobias and mental disorders,People who have been abducted by extra-terrestrials,people who have been to hell and back,people who must suffer their own private hell and can't tell anybody else about it,people whose mindless ramblings sometimes resemble brilliance,physical and emotional scars,inventors,innovators,engineers,physicists,scientists and doctors in general,artists,musicians,film-makers,martial artists,personal saviors,drug addicts,bullies,hypocrits,people who possess the power of presence,motivational speakers,cult leaders,magicians,escape artists,Papillion,the politically incorrect,people who are assholes,but still make good friends,highly motivated people who take action(cause I'm not one)general bullshitters,compulsive liars,team leaders,supervisors,managers,business leaders,con artists and scammers on every level,people who refuse to work "real"jobs,the people who fight for freedom-be it personal,professional,religious,or for their country(as long as it's a democracy),people who speak the truth and do right by their fellow man with total disregard for the consequences from an evil higher power,social flaws,paranoia,insomnia,crappy jobs,low pay,the invisible prisons that we live in that force us to act a certain way,the physical and social limitations placed on our human desires,and those who rebel against those limitations without harming anyone in the process,sad and tragic characters of the human condition,mankind's struggle to govern and maintain himself,The political and religious diversity of mankind as well as any and all differences of opinion no matter what the subject matter,anyone who knows more about something than I do and is willing to teach what they know.
Sounds Like: Minimally practiced songs by an 8 year old child in a 31 year old man's body
Record Label: Alien Acid Frog(my own spare bedroom label)
Type of Label: None

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John Johnson

John"The Cornflake Cereal Killa"  Johnson is responsible for the current artwork on my page.
Posted by Brad Henchman on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:44:00 PST